• John McCain will not support Palin for President in 2012, and not just because he will be dead or running himself — though, maybe! [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Today the nation’s most famous safety school, the Electoral College, will formally elect Barry, your President-Elect. [The Caucus]
  • Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer are abounds! It must have been an inside job, which is why the Secret Service took so long to take down Throwy Journalist. [AMERICAblog]
  • Meet Joe Biden’s new German Shepherd! He will attend the prestigious Sidwell Friends School. [Gawker]
  • Luxury handjobs from Bill Ayers and his wife Bernadine fetched over $400 (or one mayoral appointment in Illinois currency.) [Ben Smith]
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  1. Gee, thanks, Walnuts. You were perfectly happy to foist SnowBilly upon the hapless public when you needed her to rouse the crazy fundies. Now that you don’t need those fuckers, you decide she may be a little too stupid to, you know, run the country. Up yours, Walnuts.

  2. “Pressed on why he can’t promise support for the woman who, just months ago, he named as the second best person to lead the nation, McCain responded that “now we’re in a whole election cycle. Have no doubt of my admiration and respect for her and my view of her viability, but at this stage, again … my corpse is still warm, you know?””

    What the fuck is he talking about?

  3. Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer…

    As conspiracies go, this could be a really big shoe. Also, GEORGE BUSH IS A NIMBLE MINX. Who knew?

    *sigh* I scroll and scroll and she just won’t go away.

  4. Looooooovvvvvveeeee that puppy.

    I still think the Bidens need to invite a priest over to the Naval Observatory to bless the house and drive out any remnants of Cheney juju before they move in.

  5. I’m guessing Snowbilly didn’t put out that campaign tail on the campaign trail. She has until 2012 to make good on Walnuts secret starburst dreams (which no soubt require excessive Viagria…or Call1s…not even sure what that is but get tons of Spam about it)

  6. Clearly this new CNN campaign is designed to add to my list of sexual celebrity daydreams. It’s working. My horizons have expanded! It now reads:

    Mika Brzezinski
    Greta Wodele
    Lauren Graham
    Erin Burnett
    Brooke Gladstone
    Campbell Brown

    Could we please have some stories featuring photos of Illinois Attorney-General Lisa Madigan? I’m trying to decide whether she belongs on the list, too. Thanks.

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