Barack Obama Is The President Of Anachronisms

  rumors on the internets
  • John McCain will not support Palin for President in 2012, and not just because he will be dead or running himself — though, maybe! [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Today the nation’s most famous safety school, the Electoral College, will formally elect Barry, your President-Elect. [The Caucus]
  • Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer are abounds! It must have been an inside job, which is why the Secret Service took so long to take down Throwy Journalist. [AMERICAblog]
  • Meet Joe Biden’s new German Shepherd! He will attend the prestigious Sidwell Friends School. [Gawker]
  • Luxury handjobs from Bill Ayers and his wife Bernadine fetched over $400 (or one mayoral appointment in Illinois currency.) [Ben Smith]
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Juli Weiner was Wonkette's beloved intern and books columnist and then morning editor until she was hired away by Vanity Fair in 2010.

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21 comments

  1. Texan Bulldoggette

    Gee, thanks, Walnuts. You were perfectly happy to foist SnowBilly upon the hapless public when you needed her to rouse the crazy fundies. Now that you don’t need those fuckers, you decide she may be a little too stupid to, you know, run the country. Up yours, Walnuts.

  2. Mr Blifil

    McCain’s such an unctuous prick. What a thing to say on the eve of her becoming a grandmother yet again…or for the first time, whatever…

  3. Cape Clod

    “Pressed on why he can’t promise support for the woman who, just months ago, he named as the second best person to lead the nation, McCain responded that “now we’re in a whole election cycle. Have no doubt of my admiration and respect for her and my view of her viability, but at this stage, again … my corpse is still warm, you know?””

    What the fuck is he talking about?

  4. TH42

    Did Intern Juli come up with L’Affaire Loafer on her own or did she borrow it from somewhere else? It’s kinda brilliant.

  5. TGY

    Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer…

    As conspiracies go, this could be a really big shoe. Also, GEORGE BUSH IS A NIMBLE MINX. Who knew?

    *sigh* I scroll and scroll and she just won’t go away.

  6. Terry

    Looooooovvvvvveeeee that puppy.

    I still think the Bidens need to invite a priest over to the Naval Observatory to bless the house and drive out any remnants of Cheney juju before they move in.

  7. Paul Tardy

    I think it is very positive for both Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin that Sen. McCain still remembers who she is.

  8. WIDTAP

    [re=199167]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: I just made her go away. Ah, a nice clean Campbell free zone once again. (Sorry Campbell)

  9. Borat

    I’m guessing Snowbilly didn’t put out that campaign tail on the campaign trail. She has until 2012 to make good on Walnuts secret starburst dreams (which no soubt require excessive Viagria…or Call1s…not even sure what that is but get tons of Spam about it)

  10. Larry McAwful

    Clearly this new CNN campaign is designed to add to my list of sexual celebrity daydreams. It’s working. My horizons have expanded! It now reads:

    Mika Brzezinski
    Greta Wodele
    Lauren Graham
    Erin Burnett
    Brooke Gladstone
    Campbell Brown

    Could we please have some stories featuring photos of Illinois Attorney-General Lisa Madigan? I’m trying to decide whether she belongs on the list, too. Thanks.

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