• John McCain will not support Palin for President in 2012, and not just because he will be dead or running himself — though, maybe! [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Today the nation’s most famous safety school, the Electoral College, will formally elect Barry, your President-Elect. [The Caucus]
  • Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer are abounds! It must have been an inside job, which is why the Secret Service took so long to take down Throwy Journalist. [AMERICAblog]
  • Meet Joe Biden’s new German Shepherd! He will attend the prestigious Sidwell Friends School. [Gawker]
  • Luxury handjobs from Bill Ayers and his wife Bernadine fetched over $400 (or one mayoral appointment in Illinois currency.) [Ben Smith]
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  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    he will be dead or running himself

    He’ll get more votes if both of those are true.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    Gee, thanks, Walnuts. You were perfectly happy to foist SnowBilly upon the hapless public when you needed her to rouse the crazy fundies. Now that you don’t need those fuckers, you decide she may be a little too stupid to, you know, run the country. Up yours, Walnuts.

  • Theodorick Of York

    Campbell Brown….there, now that that’s out of the way….

  • Mr Blifil

    McCain’s such an unctuous prick. What a thing to say on the eve of her becoming a grandmother yet again…or for the first time, whatever…

  • Cape Clod

    “Pressed on why he can’t promise support for the woman who, just months ago, he named as the second best person to lead the nation, McCain responded that “now we’re in a whole election cycle. Have no doubt of my admiration and respect for her and my view of her viability, but at this stage, again … my corpse is still warm, you know?””

    What the fuck is he talking about?

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    @Cape Clod: No shit. No way is his corpse still warm.

  • cal

    Aww, puppy!

    That is all.

  • TH42

    Did Intern Juli come up with L’Affaire Loafer on her own or did she borrow it from somewhere else? It’s kinda brilliant.

  • ella

    [re=199094]Mr Blifil[/re]: And she has all that mother-of-the-bride stuff to go through. Eventually.

  • pondscum

    I’m not sure who is cuter: Biden or the puppeh.

  • TGY

    Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer…

    As conspiracies go, this could be a really big shoe. Also, GEORGE BUSH IS A NIMBLE MINX. Who knew?

    *sigh* I scroll and scroll and she just won’t go away.

  • Terry

    Looooooovvvvvveeeee that puppy.

    I still think the Bidens need to invite a priest over to the Naval Observatory to bless the house and drive out any remnants of Cheney juju before they move in.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I scroll and scroll

    Me, too.

    And by scroll, of course, I mean masturbate.

  • L Urchin

    [re=199131]pondscum[/re]: Damn, that silver fox is cute. Puppy wins the junior division crown.

  • Paul Tardy

    I think it is very positive for both Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin that Sen. McCain still remembers who she is.


    [re=199167]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: I just made her go away. Ah, a nice clean Campbell free zone once again. (Sorry Campbell)

  • Borat

    I’m guessing Snowbilly didn’t put out that campaign tail on the campaign trail. She has until 2012 to make good on Walnuts secret starburst dreams (which no soubt require excessive Viagria…or Call1s…not even sure what that is but get tons of Spam about it)

  • SayItWithWookies

    Ruth Marcus wants Joe Biden’s puppy to be the new senator from New York.

  • TGY

    [re=199216]WIDTAP[/re]: It seems to be part of the background. I’m using IE, so I’m probably screwed.

  • Larry McAwful

    Clearly this new CNN campaign is designed to add to my list of sexual celebrity daydreams. It’s working. My horizons have expanded! It now reads:

    Mika Brzezinski
    Greta Wodele
    Lauren Graham
    Erin Burnett
    Brooke Gladstone
    Campbell Brown

    Could we please have some stories featuring photos of Illinois Attorney-General Lisa Madigan? I’m trying to decide whether she belongs on the list, too. Thanks.

  • bearbait

    He could be dead AND running. What do you have against Ectoplasmic Americans?

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