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Weird Joe Biden wants a puppy, too! But instead of a cute little rescue mutt, Ol’ Hairplug went to a puppy farm, in Philadelphia, and bought a mean-ass German Shepherd, which is being trained right now by Delaware’s killer-dog K9 cops.
The dog breeder told reporters that Biden was “very gracious” during his dog purchase. “He hugged and kissed all of the shepherds.” Gross.
Biden already has three other German Shepherds, because he’s insane.
Biden picks Pennsylvania puppy to bring to D.C. [WTOP]
Who is Joe Biden?
Ken, you heartless bastard, how could you possibly say anything mean about this guy:
http://gawker.com/5110161/adorable-vp-adopts-adorable-puppy
He’s so adorable I think I’m going to melt. Oh, and the puppy’s cute too.
Geeze, I hope Dick Cheney does a good job of getting the scent of human blood out of Biden’s new house, or there’s going to be trouble.
Wingnuts have been playing the puppy mill card.
I sense a plot being hatched here. The dog will be trained to sniff out Barry’s weed & then, Joe will get to be president after Barry is impeached & imprisoned for 20 years for having a baggie of weed.
Too bad they grow up. Puppies, I mean.
I’d hit it.
What is it about people and store-bought dogs? It just pisses me off.
I hope that dog can’t sniff ganga. Can you think how many political types would be mauled in the new administration
DustBowlBlues: Seriously. There are people that are like “DO NOT BUY FROM PUPPY MILLS” so the dogs who haven’t done anything get to rot in said PUPPY MILL for the rest of their downtrodden and awful lives.
I’d click that source link but Campbell Brown is sitting on my face ATM.
Biden already has three other German Shepherds….
“has” or “had”. Not that I am qualified to cast the grammatical stones - just saying.
Oh stop. This picture is teh cutest!
http://gawker.com/5110161/adorable-vp-adopts-adorable-puppy
jagorev: Damn! You beat me.
Geesh, people. Not every breeder is a puppy mill.
“Say it ain’t so, Joe, there you go pointing backwards agai-…” *CHOMP*
German Shepherd puppies are said to be “good with children.”
Could anyone suggest a sauce?
Well, it looks as though The liberal supreme court activist judges are bowing to the muslin terrorist atheist commie fascist … uh what else? … dictator and have turned down yet another challenge to Barry’s citizenship. clearly they are in the tank and elitist. I don’t see how it can be seen otherwise. This one claims he is a British subject and the rightful heir to the British throne. Or has a hereditary seat in the house of lords or is a field marshal in the royal navy or something. whatever. pip pip.
uh what else?
socialist liberal elitist
shortsshortsshorts: You’ve got a point, but what it comes down to for me is that I can’t save ALL the suffering puppies myself, so why not go with the one where I won’t be funding the breeding of future suffering puppies? And then there’s the completely selfish concern of cost: shelter adoption fees are like 10% or less of what you would pay a breeder.
…he should name it “Blago”!
Godot: Keep Sarah out of this.
shortsshortsshorts: a REAL doggie breeder makes you sign a ‘contract’ stipulating all kinds of things (the said breeder will take the dog back for any reason, the dog has to be neutered, the breeder gets to approve any future owner of the dog).
the puppy mills just take the money and run, then when they go out of business, the dog pound ends up with eleventy billion dogs all at once on the dole. Arizona this past year had to clean up a mess of 800 Chihuahuas from one puppy mill. They cant stop this practice because the AKC needs teh registration monies, it makes no sense whatsoever.
all i can say is….good luck with those razor sharp puppy teeth, Joe.
If I were moving into Cheney’s old digs, I’d want a German Shepherd to sniff out the IEDs the mean bastard left behind.
He bought it because of his favorite movie is ‘I Am Legend’.
He wants to strangle it.
Joe Biden is my new favorite vice-president and his puppy is my new favorite animal. Anyone who does not like this puppy should be mauled…I’m making a list for when the puppy grows up in said “mauler.”
grows up into* said “mauler.” If I wasn’t busy making up words, maybe I could learn how to type too..
For me, the issue of “where did you get that puppy” ranks somewhere in importance below gay marriage (sorry, gay people, I just really don’t care) and who advertises on Wonkette.
German Shepherds aren’t my favorite breed, but what the hell - as long as he doesn’t oversee false flag operations that kill thousands of people,he could have a pet monkey for all I care.
FMAZ!
Jo Biden looks like that puppy!! How cute.
this giant, unmoving CAMPBELL BROWN over here with her ever-staring eyes is unnerving.
i like puppies, though.
Coming from NY, I don’t give a rat’s ass what kind or where from, just pick up the poops, pullease?
OK, I’m ending my moratorium, upon realizing that the overlapping Campbell and her implanted-via-turkey-baster Republican demon seed ad is actually substantially better than Gawker’s fucking minefield of endless rollover “Oh shit you’ve just activated Coldplay!’ advertisements.
Joe wants to be able to go to cabinet meetings and brag about “schoolin’ hes bitchz.”
O/T, but if Nielson calls tonight and asks what I am watching, I am going to say, Must…watch…only…Brown. Olberman…evil. Wonkette…commands.
LOVE Campbell and German Shepherds too!
…does that make me bad?
maybe he’ll eat that little asshat barney on his way out of the white house.
and by “he” i don’t mean the puppy. i mean joe biden.
Scottie: Yes. Yes, it does. Sorry.
Biden spokeswoman Elizabeth Alexander said Friday that the incoming vice president owned three other German shepherds, “so he’s familiar with the breed and its personality.”
She says this because these dogs tend to be fucking crazy-assed neurotics who want to bite your face off and constantly challenge your authority, but yeah, they’re pretty cute. As for encouraging people to breed purebred dogs to the point their increasingly shrinking gene pool becomes a mere puddle of retarded alleles - yeah, I have a fucking problem with that. Aside from the questionable practice of making money by jerking off one dog in order to shove its semen up the vagina of another (whilst holding the latter dog’s hind legs up in the air in order to increase the chances of fertilization) - most purebreds are a vet’s wet dream. Inbreeding has a tendency to create an inferior immune system - allergies, skin problems, etc.. - not to mention mounting evidence of increase in personality disorders. While a dog’s affections are typically unconditional (they’d even love you sans the hairplugs), it would seem some humans require certain morphological features be present before they can say “oh, I just LOVE my dog sooo much…!” I’m just sayin, Joe, why don’t you try a pre-owned model next time? There’s a ton of them in shelters right now just DYING for wont of affection.
Dammit. Now my husband is going to a have an even BIGGER man crush on Biden.
Oh and Custerwolf? The health issues are one of the main reasons we’ve never owned a purebred. That and I find it difficult to shell out hundreds or even thousands of bucks on a dog (that, again to echo your point, will most likely have health issues) when I can pay fifty bucks and adopt a perfectly awesome shelter dog. The best dog I have EVER had was a shelter rescue. And of course all of our 499098403 cats are rescues, as well.
Now, you’ve gone too far. German shepherds are great dogs. Just keep them away from the garbage man.
Joe need another German Shepherd because the other three he owns weren’t shedding their hair fast enough to make new hair plugs.
Good thinking Joe.