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This is always the problem with furries: they talk a good game, and that’s about it. Even during the recession. [SF Chronicle]
MICROTRENDS
“Furries: They’re everybody’s problem”
Oh…wait. wrong post.
Nothing makes me friskier than furries and Campbell Brown on the same page.
Even while the rest of us are stuck eating cans of soup or nothing, those furries can find the energy for energetic squirel/fox sechs.
I like the new snorg girl. But No Bias, No Bull is a dumb slogan for a tee shirt.
testing testing
Sam Whiting, San Francisco Chronicle Staff Writer: No Bias, No Bull
Those folks are fucking insane. We had pets in our family, but all of them knew the pecking order.
1) Family member who feeds them most of the time
2) The pet
3) The rest of the humans.
Jeez, why are these morans spoiling their pets? Are they trying to keep their meat nice and supple for the time they need to eat their pets when they run out of food? (Hey, I’m of Korean decent so I can make this joke.)
“‘We’ll cut back on our own food first,’ said Ming Chapin, owner of Kelsi, a white bich-poo…”
Bich-poo? LOL
They own Hillary Clinton.
That word shall be added to my repertoire of snappy comebacks.
jagorev:
Great, now I’ll have Campbell Brown’s furry on my mind for the rest of the day.
THANKS Jago!
I guess “Emos run high in face of economic collapse” is soooooo 2003.
turboslut: That is so dead on.
Last week in the Bay Area section of the printed Chronicle was enjoying a wonderful ride on the ferry to work, when I noticed EVERY photo caption in said section just said “Dummytextheredummytexthere” for like 4 lines.
You could pay a furry to provide better editing, which is how furries are weathering the storm.
ManchuCandidate: I’ve always found the Koreans to be decent.
FreshCliches:
But apparently this one can’t spall (sic.)
I’m fairly furry
Mary hqartman in the Comments section: WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! etc.
CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us: **Hartman.
The Fuhrer came in wile I was typing that.
I understand completely if this has been overlooked due to the hubbub surrounding Campbell Brown’s looming half-head (on my monitor) and this Important Furry News, but is anyone going to post on Blaggers’ prized hairbrush/”football”??!?!
@jagorev: Perhaps I should cover my icon’s ass….
FreshCliches: Eh, dose Koreans is decent enough, but I think dose Americans more so–MUCH more meat to eat.
Any dog with “bich” or “poo” in its genealogy sounds like “狗肉” to me.
I blame furries! For everything!
Oh, wait, I thought this was another Blagojevysch post.
I wonder why I keep obsessing on Campbell Brown today? She just seems to be on my mind for some reason.
If Kennedy really wanted to win this thing, she’d take out a giant ad on Wonkette. Millions would be hypnotized into doing her bidding.
B.S.
It’s so cold in San Francisco right now I’ve been literally kicking the cat away from the heater every 10 minutes so I can get in there myself. It’s not like he doesn’t have a better coat than I do.
I wonder why I keep obsessing on Campbell Brown today?
It could be some form of subliminal advertising.
One Yield Regular: Lucky you. I had to set the cat on fire after running out of firewood. SF IS A FUCKING TUNDRA TODAY (49 degrees).
Good Lord, is there a subliminal one too? My brain ’sploding! Balooey!
Freakin’ Dewey the library cat! His parts are glued to a box of tissues!
Furry Friends? Why not all Quakers?
I bet Campbell Brown would be concerned for all Quakers, whether they dress up in animal costumes or not. She has no bias. Of course, if you’re a Furry and you dress up like a bull, she might not be helpful.
I got rid of Campbell Brown. Yes I did. I sent her packing cause I am so brillante with the computer. Not that I am gloating or anything.
shortsshortsshorts: Yer in a fucking heat wave, shorts. It was five fucking degrees when I woke up this morning (which is one degree higher than yesterday’s high). Calculate in wind chill and it’s about too fucking cold degrees out there. As a former coastal Northern Californian, this just sucks. I need a hot bowl of Campbell Brown to warm me up.
InKnockYouUs: Ah, I have managed to listen to Rachel Maddow while looking at Campbell Brown, kind of a right brain/wrong brain thing.
InKnockYouUs: Anyone who wants to get rid of the delicious Ms. Brown (if using Firefox) can simply go to the menu bar above and select View -> Page Style -> No style. Leaving more CB for the rest of us. (Also will make those missing “Reply” tags magically appear, and avatars large enough to see. You have to scroll down to get to the comments.)
Other browsers may have similar functions.
Lascauxcaveman: Thanks! I finally get Naked Bunny’s avatar!
Why does every single post about this administration’s accomplishments have to include the phrase “new low”?
furries are causing me no end of heart ache this week.
i cannot snark about this post as i am a statistic.
My banners and javas and ads seem to have all run together.
I may have just won Campbell Brown.
I believe in God and I believe in Wonkette.
Thanks to all the above.
57 Comments so far? JEEBUS. Where is your coverage of stock markets and lead toys and shit? WONKETTE? WHERE ARE IS TEH PRON?
This moment was inevitable. Now I must slip various teas into Calcutta. You people mention this to my contact? You’re fucking dead, er something.
You know what? You will be banned from Netflix. YA. And your little dog too. WEST COAST INTERNETS HOZ DIED. If Senior Layne doesn’t save you, maybe the lizard people will.
THERE IS NO STOPPAGE ON TEH WONKS. PARTY KEEP GOIN’ ON AN’ ON.
(DISCLAIMER: THAT POST MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. PLEASE CONTINUE TO OBTAIN AND EXPLOIT THE CHILDREN.)