You people are very on top of things, aren’t you? You say, “Ha ha it would be funny to have a game like the EcoDriving USA game, only with throwing shoes at George W. Bush,” and voila, here it is! You win if you get to 10 points before you have a seizure. [blogslut]
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I threw my shoe at Campbell Brown.
Too soon, too soon.
[re=198490]Waveos[/re]: I was going to do that too, but I was afraid of hurting my computer. I just ad blocked her instead. Yay Firefox!
What did Jon Farveau do with his lifesize Campbell Brown?
Why am I not surprised that, 52 smacks in the kisser with a dirty loafer later, I still want more?
We could just smash his head into a Payless shoe outlet
POS = Parent Over Shoulder
CNNCBOS = CNN’s Campbell Brown Over Shoulder
OMG like he asked you to the prom. I’ll call u right back. Just now I’ve got CNNCBOS.
The game kind of sucks. But then again, so does Bush.
I dabbed some whiteout over Campbell’s eyes and she now looks like Little Orphan Annie. It is not an improvement.
There isn’t any actual shoe-throwing going on. It’s more like trying to squish Bush the scurrying cockroach. Meh.
Uh, I has three Campbell Browns on my screed right now. Isn’t that an old Star Trek episode?
They are all dressed the same. Can’t we dress her for the talent and swimsuit portions too?
“I am for YOU, Campbells Brown Thong.” – Lee Meriwether as Catwoman. Not Catwoman.
Seriously, way TOO big. she reminds me of Sigourny Weaver in Ghostbusters
hey, i can scroll so the comment box blocks out GIANT CAMPBELL BROWN’s face.
Will someone please blingy the shit out of her already!
This is just like EcoDriving ….
Deflate the tires = Drain the air out of Bush’s head
Unload the trunk = Shred all documents and delete all e-mails at White House
Drive drunk in other lanes at high speeds, hit lots of cars = The last eight years
Tomorrow, we will have to write on Campbell’s body
[re=198513]kimbongil[/re]: >>way TOO big<< Sure, that was my initial reaction. But after a while, there’s only one way for your mind to go: NOT BIG ENOUGH. I’m thinking of going into the TV room so I can hook up my laptop to my big screen TV.
Boo. Why can’t I actually throw the shoe at his face?
I hates the interwebs.
I threw a shoe at him and hit Campbell Brown instead. Instead she the one married to shameless Bush propagandist Dan Senor? WHY WON’T SHE SCROLL AWAY! SHE’S EVERYWHERE!
Wow, this is pretty much a whole lot suck! If I weren’t at work I’d whip up a much more entertaining shoe-throwing-at-face game. Even better would be the game you play as Bush where you have to duck the shoes. The levels would become increasingly hard with more, faster and bigger shoes to dodge as you progress through increasingly hostile levels, from Iraqi press conference to San Francisco gay rights rally
The games Wonkette makes us play are worse than the games on banner ads. And no free ipods.
Okay, had it…:
Bland, bland Campbell Brown,
Blandest face in the whole goddamn town,
Blander than Fox news clowns,
please take that damn thing down….
When can we have an interactive Campbell Brown game? I’d like to compare and contrast the appearance of a Dirty Sanchez versus a Clownface.
O.K., that was fun for about 10 seconds, but his T-shirt ads were funny.
Free Muntada Al-Zairi!
(from here on out, FMAZ!)
I wish I could buy Muntada a Primanti Brothers sandwich!
[re=198552]kapish[/re]: Hey, you can buy me a Primanti Corned Beef if you like. Extra hot sauce please.
You know what would be a nice flash game? Doing Campbell Brown.
[re=198497]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: What, you have some kind of problem with large pictures of attractive women?
The aggregate Wonkette score on this game will absolutely dominate the Freepers.
Fucking sucks. Where’s the animated trajectory of my thrown shoe? I’m to take the counters word for it that I made contact. It’s not satisfying if I haven’t at least made Bush duck. I want that portion of my cable bill restored to me account as a reparation for time wasted.
[re=198586]jagorev[/re]: POV: Campbell Brown.
Personally I feel the “P” in her first name is extraneous. It would be nice to have a game where you got to fuck the “P” out of her.
[re=198518]Hamster[/re]:
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4b0/345140065_1093652.gif
too bad those hand-grenade slippers went out of style.
The shoe game sucks. I hope a real flash programmer with time on his hands (thanks to our great Bushian economy) can improve this 100 fold.
I have to go now. Campbell Brown is commanding me to do unspeakable things. Must… resist ….urge… to.. listen….. to Campbell.
Apparently, the Yankees have decided to sign al-Zeidi to a major league contract.
Personally, I think they need a lefty…
[re=198627]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: Thanks. But, true to form, I have screwed it all up and now get all sorts of ads. Bye, bye Wonkette. I can’t take it any more.
Campbell Brown has taken over my screen. Argghh! So, I took out my frustration on W. I hit him 100 whacks, and then I felt really really hopeful.
Was that wrong?
never before in my life I have wished something online, only for it to be true minutes later.
i’m going to get addicted to power (move to take over Illinos??)
[re=198590]jagorev[/re]: Seriously, where’s the love?
I got bored after like 15 hits. At least in EcoDriving you had to come up with some kind of strategy (i.e. dump the TruckNutz), but this was just clicking frantically until you get Carpal Tunnels or something.
Yay, I won. InKnockYouUs 1, Campbell Brown 0!!!
I hit the sucka 101 times with my size 17 EEEs.
Can’t miss, my friends, can’t miss.
There’s another version here… http://www.383project.com/blog/news/george-dubyahs-shoe-ting-gallery/
This game reminds me of when I babysat this hyperactive kid who played Duck Hunt for hours. Only he insisted on touching the screen with the plastic gun to shoot. I mean he refused to even try from even a foot away.
Yet another, the “most realistic” so far. Really feels like you’re there.
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/crappy_flash_games.php?gamename=bushoes
“Approval rating” scoring system and closing “blood curtain” = nice touches too
[re=199133]floydboy[/re]: Now that is a much better game. We just need team play now against some wingnut blog, like those dicks from Dartmouth or NASA.
[re=198521]finallyhappy[/re]: a la The Pillow Book?
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