NATION OF MORANS  2:46 pm December 12, 2008

Moran Will Run For Governor

by Sara K. Smith

Apologies for this terribly juvenile punOf course, Virginia has a distinguished history of being run by morans. [WTOP]


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azw88 December 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

So this guy cures his agoraphobia and decides he can run for governor?? FTW!

ManchuCandidate December 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Has this Moran gotten a brain yet?

Serolf Divad December 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Ah, if he’d only bought my book titled Run For Governor Without Ever Leaving Your Home he could have saved himself a lot of trouble.

MoodProcessor December 12, 2008 at 2:53 pm

This is just too easy. No snark necessary.

Doglessliberal December 12, 2008 at 2:54 pm

This particular Moran represents my district. Who could possibly replace him?

tiny mexican December 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Get a Kaine, morans

cal December 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm

We get the leaders we deserve.

shortsshortsshorts December 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Duzint Virginia hav a guvner allready i dont get et.

daisy chain December 12, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Doesn’t this moran know he can run a political campaign over the internet now?

SayItWithWookies December 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Is this Moran even qualified? He’s not a celebrity or a Kennedy or anything.

finallyhappy December 12, 2008 at 3:05 pm

[re=197629]SayItWithWookies[/re]: His brother- also a delegate – is a moron moran

Texan Bulldoggette December 12, 2008 at 3:06 pm

I look forward to the showdown with T-Mac. Moran vs. Moron.

Neon Trotsky December 12, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Hopefully the Jews won’t thwart his efforts this time…

flavorflav December 12, 2008 at 3:26 pm

Hey. My great-great grandma was a Moran. Why does Wonkette hate teh Irish?

Capitol Hillbilly December 12, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Is this teh same Moran who called that guy Macaca?

finallyhappy December 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

[re=197698]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: no, that moran was George Allen, the former Governor.

Mara47 December 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

[re=197620]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: We onlee gets to has our govner fer the one time onlee.

Mara47 December 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Puhleeze. Let’s hope this chucklehead runs out of steam and money well before the primary. He is so not the best Democrat in the state. Hell, he’s not even the best Republican.

lawrenceofthedesert December 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Is this some Satanic version of the Chicago Tribune’s crusade for “simplified spelling” in the 1950′s? Were Ken Layne and Sam Zell separated at birth? From each other or themselves? Why pick on one of the few Greek words to make it unscathed into the English language? (“Moron” is the neuter version of “moros,” meaning “foolish.”) No more taramosalata for you!

gjdodger December 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

I guess he saw the sign. He’s a Moran–and he’s trying to get a job!

hobospacejungle December 12, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Moran appears to have the hair to run for governor. There aren’t any other qualifications, are there?

HuddledMass December 13, 2008 at 7:38 pm

[re=197776]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Oh get with the program Larry — it’s all a meta-reference to this guy —

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