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  • azw88

    So this guy cures his agoraphobia and decides he can run for governor?? FTW!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Has this Moran gotten a brain yet?

  • Serolf Divad

    Ah, if he’d only bought my book titled Run For Governor Without Ever Leaving Your Home he could have saved himself a lot of trouble.

  • MoodProcessor

    This is just too easy. No snark necessary.

  • Doglessliberal

    This particular Moran represents my district. Who could possibly replace him?

  • tiny mexican

    Get a Kaine, morans

  • cal

    We get the leaders we deserve.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Duzint Virginia hav a guvner allready i dont get et.

  • daisy chain

    Doesn’t this moran know he can run a political campaign over the internet now?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Is this Moran even qualified? He’s not a celebrity or a Kennedy or anything.

  • finallyhappy

    [re=197629]SayItWithWookies[/re]: His brother- also a delegate – is a moron moran

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    I look forward to the showdown with T-Mac. Moran vs. Moron.

  • Neon Trotsky

    Hopefully the Jews won’t thwart his efforts this time…

  • flavorflav

    Hey. My great-great grandma was a Moran. Why does Wonkette hate teh Irish?

  • Capitol Hillbilly

    Is this teh same Moran who called that guy Macaca?

  • finallyhappy

    [re=197698]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: no, that moran was George Allen, the former Governor.

  • Mara47

    [re=197620]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: We onlee gets to has our govner fer the one time onlee.

  • Mara47

    Puhleeze. Let’s hope this chucklehead runs out of steam and money well before the primary. He is so not the best Democrat in the state. Hell, he’s not even the best Republican.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    Is this some Satanic version of the Chicago Tribune’s crusade for “simplified spelling” in the 1950’s? Were Ken Layne and Sam Zell separated at birth? From each other or themselves? Why pick on one of the few Greek words to make it unscathed into the English language? (“Moron” is the neuter version of “moros,” meaning “foolish.”) No more taramosalata for you!

  • gjdodger

    I guess he saw the sign. He’s a Moran–and he’s trying to get a job!

  • hobospacejungle

    Moran appears to have the hair to run for governor. There aren’t any other qualifications, are there?

  • HuddledMass

    [re=197776]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Oh get with the program Larry — it’s all a meta-reference to this guy — http://wonkette.com/400111/worlds-greatest-blog-comment