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  1. Serolf Divad

    Ah, if he’d only bought my book titled Run For Governor Without Ever Leaving Your Home he could have saved himself a lot of trouble.

  2. Mara47

    Puhleeze. Let’s hope this chucklehead runs out of steam and money well before the primary. He is so not the best Democrat in the state. Hell, he’s not even the best Republican.

  3. lawrenceofthedesert

    Is this some Satanic version of the Chicago Tribune’s crusade for “simplified spelling” in the 1950’s? Were Ken Layne and Sam Zell separated at birth? From each other or themselves? Why pick on one of the few Greek words to make it unscathed into the English language? (“Moron” is the neuter version of “moros,” meaning “foolish.”) No more taramosalata for you!

  4. hobospacejungle

    Moran appears to have the hair to run for governor. There aren’t any other qualifications, are there?

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