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NATION OF MORANS

Moran Will Run For Governor

Apologies for this terribly juvenile punOf course, Virginia has a distinguished history of being run by morans. [WTOP]


2:46 PM on Fri December 12 2008
By Sara K. Smith
1291 Views

  1. So this guy cures his agoraphobia and decides he can run for governor?? FTW!

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 2:50 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Has this Moran gotten a brain yet?

  3. Serolf Divad says at 2:52 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Ah, if he’d only bought my book titled Run For Governor Without Ever Leaving Your Home he could have saved himself a lot of trouble.

  4. MoodProcessor says at 2:53 pm, December 12th, 2008

    This is just too easy. No snark necessary.

  5. Doglessliberal says at 2:54 pm, December 12th, 2008

    This particular Moran represents my district. Who could possibly replace him?

  6. tiny mexican says at 2:55 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Get a Kaine, morans

  7. We get the leaders we deserve.

  8. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:57 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Duzint Virginia hav a guvner allready i dont get et.

  9. daisy chain says at 3:01 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Doesn’t this moran know he can run a political campaign over the internet now?

  10. SayItWithWookies says at 3:02 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Is this Moran even qualified? He’s not a celebrity or a Kennedy or anything.

  11. finallyhappy says at 3:05 pm, December 12th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: His brother- also a delegate - is a moron moran

  12. Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:06 pm, December 12th, 2008

    I look forward to the showdown with T-Mac. Moran vs. Moron.

  13. Neon Trotsky says at 3:10 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Hopefully the Jews won’t thwart his efforts this time…

  14. flavorflav says at 3:26 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Hey. My great-great grandma was a Moran. Why does Wonkette hate teh Irish?

  15. Capitol Hillbilly says at 3:36 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Is this teh same Moran who called that guy Macaca?

  16. finallyhappy says at 3:48 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Capitol Hillbilly: no, that moran was George Allen, the former Governor.

  17. shortsshortsshorts: We onlee gets to has our govner fer the one time onlee.

  18. Puhleeze. Let’s hope this chucklehead runs out of steam and money well before the primary. He is so not the best Democrat in the state. Hell, he’s not even the best Republican.

  19. lawrenceofthedesert says at 4:16 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Is this some Satanic version of the Chicago Tribune’s crusade for “simplified spelling” in the 1950’s? Were Ken Layne and Sam Zell separated at birth? From each other or themselves? Why pick on one of the few Greek words to make it unscathed into the English language? (”Moron” is the neuter version of “moros,” meaning “foolish.”) No more taramosalata for you!

  20. gjdodger says at 5:03 pm, December 12th, 2008

    I guess he saw the sign. He’s a Moran–and he’s trying to get a job!

  21. hobospacejungle says at 5:50 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Moran appears to have the hair to run for governor. There aren’t any other qualifications, are there?

  22. HuddledMass says at 7:38 pm, December 13th, 2008

    lawrenceofthedesert: Oh get with the program Larry — it’s all a meta-reference to this guy — http://wonkette.com/400111/worlds-greatest-blog-comment

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