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  • THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU IGNORE ‘GOD’: A cynical operative e-mails us this terrible breaking news about the 621 Million Dollar Building: “The CVC was evacuated around 1:30. All the tunnels are closed off.. half a dozen fire trucks and police cars outside. We’re all going to die.” Hope not! (-ish). UPDATE: Eh, just some dickhead welder. [NBC Washington]


2:07 PM on Fri December 12 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Serolf Divad says at 2:12 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Serves them right! Building that accursed D.C. Visitor’s Center was like crucifying our Lord Jesus all over again!

  2. MARCdMan says at 2:14 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Guess Harry Reid will have to smell the tourists again.

  3. hedgehog says at 2:15 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Sounds like pissed-off UAW workers to me. Vote against their bailout and they’ll blow you up.

    (Although it could be argued that they’ve been building car bombs for decades.)

  4. elcapitan says at 2:16 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Crucifying Jesus is what saved us all, yeah? Maybe all of the visitors were being crucified so we can have a decent weekend.

  5. finallyhappy says at 2:17 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Is this the same fire that came from Friendship Heights metro this morning?

  6. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 2:21 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Bill Ayers strikes again. Has Fox reported this yet?

  7. SayItWithWookies says at 2:22 pm, December 12th, 2008

    It’s the war on the war on Christmas. Karl Marx is probably behind it.

  8. Too damn many candles in the Jeebus room.

  9. Who farted?

  10. finallyhappy says at 2:26 pm, December 12th, 2008

  11. finallyhappy: One of those terrorist Steelworkers Union members.

  12. Lascauxcaveman says at 2:32 pm, December 12th, 2008

    elcapitan: Serolf Divad: Yeah, this whole crucifying Jesus, tho admittedly a somewhat nasty business, if what saved all our sorry Christian asses from going to the devil. It’s why we do it once every spring, going into a long weekend. It’s what we call a “Good” Friday.

  13. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:34 pm, December 12th, 2008

    S.Luggo: WIN.

  14. problemwithcaring says at 2:37 pm, December 12th, 2008

    I repeat — this building does not house a secret government bunker. These frequent closings, alerts, drills and evacuations are For Your Safety Only. Move on folks. Nothing to see here.

  15. Please please let it be some kind of Christian Terrorists against not having Christian messages or something in the vistor center

  16. rmontcal says at 3:02 pm, December 12th, 2008

    Joe the Welder?

  17. 8 years of conditioning have led everyone to equate any tiny amount of smoke with terrorism.

  18. You know what they say…where there’s smoke, there’s marijuana.

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