Important Psychologists Help Newspaper Guy Write Lame Article Before Deadline

Do you see that, friends, do you see what the Chicago Sun-Times is writing about Blagodicks' hair? This is like a bad version of 9/11 -- the psychologists (the intelligence community) could tell from his sexy hair (the intelligence) that he would be comically corrupt (fly into two tall buildings). When will clinical psychologist Scott Ambers (George Tenet) apologize for not warning Illinois (America) about Rod Blagojevich's hair?

If you're going to be a little sad crybaby, whatever, just never go to Scott Ambers:

Gov. Blagojevich's glossy locks -- perfectly sculpted in rain or snow -- may be an indication of a sickness beneath his scalp, said one local psychologist.

"It's all part of managing his image, managing his image of being without a blemish, without a flaw," said Scott Ambers, who has practiced clinical psychology in the city for more than two decades.

Several psychologists interviewed one day after the governor's arrest agreed that he might be suffering from an affliction known as narcissistic personality disorder.

"This grandiose sense of self . . . doesn't carry the implication that [Blagojevich] is a raving lunatic, crazy and out of touch with reality, but it does suggest he has a really overinflated view of his own importance," Ambers said.

And never forget.

 Is Blago's hair a sign of sickness? [Chicago Sun-Times]