Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation's Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws

Ha ha, it's funny because the mutant overlord Michael Chertoff is the Secretary of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and unbeknownst to him some ILLEGAL ALIENS snuck in and cleaned his house! Have you ever heard of such an outrageous thing in your life, that illegal immigrants might work for large housecleaning services?

Once upon a time Michael Chertoff, like all rich people, used a maid service. This maid service must have had a good reputation because all sorts of richy Washington pols, including the Clintons and Madeleine Albright, used them at one time or another. But Consistent Cleaning Services failed to notice that some of its workers were terrible aliens without the proper documentation.

Consistent Cleaning Services has been fined $22,880 for failing to ask for ID or fill out I-9 forms for some of its employees.

The moral of the story is, everybody should just clean their own goddamn house and then illegal immigration would immediately stop, everywhere. Also, Michael Chertoff is a scary demon who eats Mexicans for brunch.

 Cleaning Firm Used Illegal Workers at Chertoff Home [Washington Post]