Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!

Barack Obama is so very fancy that he hasthreenames instead of two or even just one, like Madonna, and like the socialist Muslin alien he is, he will insist on reciting all three of his names in a Klingon-Arabicpatoiswhen he is sworn in on Thomas Jefferson's Koran. This is an extremely disturbing development, especially given that the last socialist sworn into office -- Jimmy Carter -- only used two names in accordance with his status as a common prole.

During the campaign, Obama's detractors would often invoke his middle name, Hussein, in an attempt to falsely paint him as a Muslim. Obama, a Christian, doesn't care.

"I think the tradition is that they use all three names, and I will follow the tradition," he said. "I'm not trying to make a statement one way or another. I'll do what everybody else does.''

Well, HUSSEIN BARACK OSAMA, the things that "everybody else does" when they run for president tend to includebeing white,which you have (half) failed at.

Obama will freak out millions of Americans at his swearing-in when they suddenly discover his middle name is the same that Iraqi dictator's, and his last name rhymes with the name of the King of Terrorism. This has never, ever before occurred to many of the people who voted against him because he was "scary."

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