BILE  4:28 pm December 8, 2008

‘Thank You George W. Bush’ Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site

by Jim Newell

You anti-American homosexual Muslim book-skimming ACORNs have taken YET ANOTHER perfectly good & respectable website — this one designed to thank George W. Bush for the various wars and contracting economies — and ruined it with your filthy jokes about butts and poop. The site’s webmaster is now having to scrub your PUERILE CRAP petition signatures at a breakneck pace leaving him/her no time for SELF-PLEASURE. Let’s check out some of these toilet-humor “names” from you people who only want John Kerry to run the country and nothing else will do.

  • #952: The entire 1985 Dever Broncos.
  • #958: Ollie Tabooger
  • #965: lord voldemort
  • #967: An hero
  • #972: Ol PP McPperton
  • #987: Bush sucks big donkey dicks
  • #1003: homer sekchal

The number of petition signers is vacillating between 990 and 1,030, depending on how quick the webmaster is. There are also a lot of libtards there whining about torture and the Patriot Act and divisive politics… lame. Just make your dick joke and move on.

[TYPGWB]

 
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actor212 December 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Can we second signatures?

1074 I like Bush, but I LOVE it shaved.

Lascauxcaveman December 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Meh. I’d rather be Eco-Driving.

shortsshortsshorts December 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Whoever did the rick-roll, I solute you.

obfuscator December 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm

My wife, Mrs. Ivana E. Tabooger, does NOT find that amusing.

NoWireHangers December 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Ooooh, there are some GOOD ones:

1074 I like Bush, but I LOVE it shaved.

1081 Buttram LaDouche

1062 Ceiling cat was watching you fuck up the country.

868 Dr. Truck Nutz

899 Hugh G. Rection

771 Furries

norbizness December 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm

I would have forgotten 9/11 in early 2003 had it not been for the GOP. P.S. I signed up as “All-White Neighborhood”

NoWireHangers December 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm

[re=193851]actor212[/re]: You beat me! (heh)

4tehlulz December 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Has Ron Paul given his respects? I cannot seem to find his name.

magic titty December 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm

#967 is a win.

norbizness December 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm

Bea O’Problem? Amanda Huginkiss?

ManchuCandidate December 8, 2008 at 4:38 pm

I am so deeply ashamed of my fellow Wonketteers. Making, no, forcing this good Christian man to clean out the dick jokes, the “Fuck yous” and the other snide remarks about the greatest US Preznit of the 21st Century… Oh fuck I can’t fake anger anymore.

Surely making this cognitive dissonant, weaselly, deluded ‘tard cry for trying to be nice to a total failure as a man and leader, someone he can relate to.

I suspect that dipshit won’t realize that he will have more comments telling W to get fucked than to thank him.

Baconcat December 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm

i saw this one: ‘Ivan & Norma Specker’ and thought it was real, then I thought about it for a while and realized it wasn’t, but brilliant.

Has anyone put up ‘incontinentia Buttocks’ yet?

WadISay December 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Did Xavier Onassis sign in? (I know this is not penis-referent, but I hope it will do anyway.)

The Lucky Republican December 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm

The winner is definitely Jack Sofolot.

obfuscator December 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm

[re=193873]Baconcat[/re]: They live next door to Emerson Bigguns and Harry O’Toole.

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm

My Vietnamese grocer, Phuc Yew, just signed.

azw88 December 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm

damned, they are not allowing more than one post per computer now….. fushed my cache and cookies and still a no-go.

They are using the patriot act to track us commies! They will be knocking at our doors any second

freakishlystrong December 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”

azw88 December 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Walrus Pubes

BitterKlingon December 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Dickie Q. Buttsecks

actor212 December 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

[re=193863]NoWireHangers[/re]: 1075 Snuse Ulose

bago December 8, 2008 at 4:47 pm

You can have your dick joke when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

azw88 December 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm

1007 Olga Fokyerzeph

That one will get by the moron

SayItWithWookies December 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm

I’ll get them when I’m not — ahem — working. I hope “Emerson Bigguns” isn’t taken by then.

bago December 8, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!

Panderfinder December 8, 2008 at 4:52 pm

My faves: gleep glopp the invader (1046)

and big sale on trucknutz (1049).

the t-nutz signatories from the most recent page have been
scrubbed.

apparently the owner isn’t wise enough to scrub #225, Heywood….

azw88 December 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm

here is a serious one…
Adam Sportel-Cedar Rapids, IA-Screw you libs, W is a great man!

Should we google this clown and send him some books and literature to set him straight?

Madeline December 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Mine got scrubbed. I was Hugh Succock.

aristoggle December 8, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Imogene Anomaly made it through!!!

Monkey December 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm

They never learn. Thanks to Wonkette no site will ever be SFW again.

Crow T. Robot December 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Just to say, this is the kind of thing that makes me happy.

Sincerely,

Hugh Jass (& I tried again as Harry Palmer, but they told me to come back later)

4tehlulz December 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm

[re=193904]azw88[/re]: I would send him to Iraq, as a civilian outside the Green Zone.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Names, names, and more names:
http://users.breathe.com/ionabigyot/

Canmon (the Inadequate) December 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm

They even scrubbed “Pierce Bush”.

gjdodger December 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Bill the Weatherman is just as good as he was with McCain’s stupid “Don’t Tax Me” cheapo signs.

ignoramoose December 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Wilma Dikfit, you have won my heart.

p-Sludge ofTheElves December 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm

The terrorist Owaa Tafoo Layaam will be represented there soon.

Palin-Plumber2012 December 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Mission Accomplished?

CometHasTheFloor December 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm

I especially like this grammatically challenged bit: “As commander-in-chief, I could not have felt more secure with anyone other than you at the helm.”

Dude, you’re NOT commander-in-chief. Commander-in-chief is Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool.

(Apologies to the Whedon clan)

Kwame'sLittleHelper December 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Houz Bin Farteen reporting for duty.

obfuscator December 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Reading these names makes me thirsty for a bottle of Dickens Cider.

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm

I wonder if Mike Litoris is any kin to Mike Hunt.

sk1win December 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm

It’s pretty fun to go the last signatures page to watch this dipshit try and keep out the hysterical Wonkette signatures. Just hit refresh every couple of seconds–he can barely keep it below a 1000.

At this point his is too busy mopping up to turn the water off.

Mr Blifil December 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm

I’m in there:

1001 Hous Bin Phartin
1002 X.O. Verrisi
1003 Stanley Swizzlecockfucker
1004 Anonymous
1005 Ellmir Fyud
1006 George Bush Sucks
1007 Dick Goesinya
1008 Archibald “Harry” Tuttle
1009 How about no.
1010 Hugh Jashol
1011 PENIS!
1012 Sarah Palin

CivicHoliday December 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm

“!!! YOU WILL NOT GET SPAMMED IF YOU SIGN !!! ”

hahahahahahahaha

Totowa December 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm

This is too much fun.
Thanks Wonkette operatives. Excellent work, and to you George W; thanks for nothing you asshole.

Baseproduct December 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm

I have the distinction of having three names removed. Hooray for me!

obfuscator December 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm

I should let my Bush-supporting friends, Peter Gozinya and Oliver Klozoff, know about this.

cracksammich December 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm

857 Prescott Pharmaceuticals

Stephen Colbert is behind this!

You’ve got to pay to get your name listed, and in this economy, a laugh (even a hearty one) is hardly worth $2.

Baseproduct December 8, 2008 at 5:34 pm

[re=193897]azw88[/re]: Safe bet. “Thor, God of Thunder”, Arthur Dent, Dr. Rockso, Bosco Albert Baracus, and MeHeart Fellatio have all gotten past his watchful eye.

And what, no love for #1000: Mark Penn?

Sussemilch December 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm

#1023 was a tribute to the soldiers who sacrificed their lives to protect freedom. Like their unphotographed coffins, they have been wiped from the record.

obfuscator December 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Is anyone else feeling ambivalent about the fact that W. himself would probably be quite amused by the most juvenile penis and poop related entries?

MFitz December 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm

[re=193947]cracksammich[/re]: Actually, I have to claim this one, but I won’t deny that he was my inspiration.

sk1win December 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm

I think the webmaster took off for the day and the 10% of Wonkette readers with jobs are now at home blowing this site up. This may hit 2500 signature by the time this cockhead gets back to scrubbing tomorrow.

Loliverz December 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm

Ura Disgrace sez tanks fer the memries GW!

Tomthebunny December 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm

[re=193936]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Don’t know, but someone beat me to the Mike Hunt attempt.

Scandalabra December 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm

Meet Bertha Venation.

WendyK December 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm

Love and kisses,
Mr. and Mr. Karl Rove

Senator Bateman December 8, 2008 at 6:07 pm

I eat Bush for breakfast!

ioksotot23 December 8, 2008 at 6:07 pm

Natalie Drest
Ped Xing
Juan Tootreego
(thx RAW)

Dashboard_Buddha December 8, 2008 at 6:11 pm

[re=193864]4tehlulz[/re]: He has now.

WABishop December 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm

I love you guys. There, I said it.

JohnnyMeatworth December 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm

1008 Felch Gulch

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Panderfinder December 8, 2008 at 6:20 pm

1082 Keyser Soze (hasn’t he been our veep these long eight years?)

1180 Topical Ointment Fortrucknuts

1221 ashley todd

yes, the Wonkette audience must be posting, and the webmaster has
left for happy hour at the 18th amendment or some such dive.

lawrenceofthedesert December 8, 2008 at 6:21 pm

The United States has indeed come a long way from the day I got out of the Army and spent a couple hours in Dallas’ Love Field paging folks on the white Braniff courtesy phone and listening to a young lady with an LBJ-level Texas accent ask for Harry Balls and Mike Hunt on my behalf. Otoh, Ollie Tabooger might not fly in Dallas the way it could in Green Bay.

Kinbote December 8, 2008 at 6:22 pm

1165 Perez Allen Hayler

man_at_end_of_line December 8, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Richard Cranium signed the petition.

persiflage December 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm

I am X.O. Verrisi. I tried adding Clorette Depasto but got snagged as a return customer.

InsidiousTuna December 8, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Who actually posted “dick joke and move on”?

Bagglio Ordonez December 8, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Mike Litoris was already taken…. thankfully he was recently married. Mike Litoris-Payne made an appearance.

wheelie December 8, 2008 at 6:37 pm

I loved Yvonne Ophelia Hoots.

DP December 8, 2008 at 6:45 pm

This is in poor taste…signed, Stephson Deux

Cookie Guggelman December 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm

Is this the same Interwebs that would have stopped HItler?

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 6:54 pm

1118 Holden MaGroin
1119 Capitan Strategery
1123 Bob Ross
1125 H. Percival Huffenpuff III
1135 Holden Menutts
1136 No Balls McGee
1137 InternetLurker thinks Bush is an A-hole
1138 deadmuslims
1139 Deez Nuts
1140 Butt Sects
1142 Fellatio Consuelas Diez de la Horcha
1143 Mona Lotzenkumme
1144 AssMuncher
1145 doosh bigalow
1146 Merkin Muffley
1147 Thorgrim Gaulraper
_________

rocktonsammy December 8, 2008 at 6:57 pm

1148 – 70′s Bush, they’re coming back.

robanybody December 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm

I started with a very polite “Ironic Doubletalker,” but my Russian pal Uri Tingpalin is a big fan and will be on my neighbor’s wifi with my laptop in awhile to pay his respects.

“New Orleans Corpse Eating Rats” offered some needed perspective.

Sub_Standard December 8, 2008 at 7:05 pm

I. Sawyer Balzac

dano December 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm

I’d put up a funny name but I can’t think of anything more silly than George W. Bush.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm

[re=193936]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: They’re cousins of “Mike Rotch”. But posting that signature would be extremely juvenile. — Robert Schuler

Roll Fish December 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm

when I click your link to go to the petition it just goes to the poop story

Nigerian Business Executive December 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm

We have all done our mothers proud. My awesome 69-yr-old mother signed the petition “Mike Kitzpertz.” I don’t know whether to laugh or barf.

demtard December 8, 2008 at 7:11 pm

i might gank a few names from john hodgman’s list of 800 hobo names:

http://www.e-hobo.com/

pepe December 8, 2008 at 7:12 pm

#1349 is best….

screenshot

bitchincamaro December 8, 2008 at 7:14 pm

Woody Johnson

rocktonsammy December 8, 2008 at 7:15 pm

1454 Lame W. Duck

finland December 8, 2008 at 7:15 pm

hey look, the webmaster updated the petition with a “pplz filld w/h8, click here” link. oh gee i guess that’s us! oh look, they wanna pray for us. well i hope that they have a productive session of prayer for me. and make sure to get my name right. it’s T. Nutz the third.

http://www.thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com/id1.html

VenjaminJenkman December 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm

I say it’s time to test this guy’s knowledge of pr0n stars.

demtard December 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm

done

1420 Double-Entendre Dick Penis

Lazy Media December 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm

The ultimate goal is to survive the scrubbing, of course. It all starts going pear-shaped around Page 12 (thanks, Retard McGhee!), but in one of the first five pages Heywood Jablome has managed to secrete himself. Kudos, sir!

Theo_Mobius December 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm

[re=194063]pepe[/re]: Thanks Pepe. That was me!!

pepe December 8, 2008 at 7:23 pm

idea — let’s see if we can get the entire book of A Tale of Two Cities “signed” on this petition. I started with paragraph one.

finland December 8, 2008 at 7:28 pm

number 1499, a mr. or ms. &ltimg src=””> offers some biting commentary! otherwise known as html fail.

Theo_Mobius December 8, 2008 at 7:29 pm

LOL, that’s a beautiful idea. I can’t help though, cause my work-around stopped working on my phone and I can’t access it at all from my work computer. I’m sure the webmaster will appreciate the more literary approach to trolling though.

donner_froh December 8, 2008 at 7:34 pm

1501 Richard Head, after Heywood Jablowme was rejected

demtard December 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm

Got another one in:

1546 8=====D

quoth teh Raven December 8, 2008 at 7:40 pm

I love that, after signing “Eat a bag of dicks,” they sent me a thank you e-mail.

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Signed “Moe Butsecks”.

I go to make my dick joke now. Peace.

finland December 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm

oh nooooo the numbers have started to go back down again :(

pepe December 8, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Just saw this gem:

1085 E. Zauerst Perez-Edantaver

wickedlittledoll December 8, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Don’t forget the biggest Dick of all (hint he has a penchant for shooting friends in the face)
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/

SayItWithWookies December 8, 2008 at 8:07 pm

1205 — Nash and Aldiss Grace in the hizzouse.

Tchim December 8, 2008 at 8:08 pm

Zach Fuladix. Accepted.

Tchim December 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm

Sixty four old teacher and grandmother. Proud to salt the internetz with bad dick jokes.

President Beeblebrox December 8, 2008 at 8:19 pm

[re=194046]S.Luggo[/re]: Hey, I posted a bunch of Dr. Strangelove names too, and he scrubbed me.

Damn, I was hoping he really thought there was a General Ripper out there who gave a crap about his site.

Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake!

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 8:20 pm

Bud Homper.

Servo December 8, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Dick Mahogany.

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Isn’t it nice we can all get together to do something constructive like this?

badmuthagoose December 8, 2008 at 8:26 pm

I’m #1277, I doubt I’ll be scrubbed, the guy doesn’t seem smart enough to figure it out.

wander_lust December 8, 2008 at 8:27 pm

1277 Ruhollah Khomeini hahahaha

badmuthagoose December 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Whoops, now I’m #1238, but still there! I guess the “Cockmeat Sammich” sigs are easier to spot.

badmuthagoose December 8, 2008 at 8:30 pm

I tried to do Idi Amin, but they won’t let me add another. I was going to do all the semi-obscure evil dudes in history. Dammit. Heeey, I’ll get on the computer in the other room!

LarryFeltonJ December 8, 2008 at 8:34 pm

I got my good friend Yodelin’ Sam McClatchahatchity to sign the petition. He doesn’t have a particularly risque name, but he does have a valid email address, and in fact it was he who suggested “Make the American Hog Nosed Skunk the new GOP symbol” at

http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/83671

So you know he’s a serious and dedicated Republican.

HairyIckey December 8, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Bushie McFail, in the hizzy…

Servo December 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Sumbitch! Phil McCracken was denied.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 8:42 pm

[re=194106]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Try:
Slartibartfast
Wanda Cox
Pete Zarole

Keram2 December 8, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Complete with the Sonic Youth spelling of “your”:

“SHOW USS YR BIRTH CERTIFICATE JORGE DOUBLUE-U BUSH!!!!!!1!!! xSLUTZx”

I consider this my finest work.

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm

[re=194121]S.Luggo[/re]: May I. Fondalette

Keram2 December 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Don’t forget Stu Pidashole. Pidashole is Polish for “BUSH EEES TEH SUXXXXX.”

LarryFeltonJ December 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm

[re=194122]Keram2[/re]: That was good. I’m assuming it’ll get scrubbed, but it’s really good.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 8:50 pm

[re=194124]bonsai pajamas[/re]: Bristol Necktz

rachelv December 8, 2008 at 8:53 pm

too many good ones to read, but this is an excellent one:
Oliver Wright Sargonne
and it has a shot at surviving the cleanup!

badmuthagoose December 8, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Ok wait, Mike Litoris-Payne and New Orleans Coprse (sic) Eating Rats are still up but mine is scrubbed?

Keram2 December 8, 2008 at 9:04 pm

#1217 FTW.

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 9:05 pm

[re=194130]S.Luggo[/re]: Les Allcomb

bc December 8, 2008 at 9:08 pm

Heywood Yabuzzoff just checked in – wonder how long that will last?

OffTheRecord December 8, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Izzy Dum made me lol.

FreshCliches December 8, 2008 at 9:11 pm

I went with J. Zinmapanz.

Thank you, Andy Samberg.

Kwame' December 8, 2008 at 9:15 pm

[re=194138]FreshCliches[/re]: That is fucking awesome.

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Boris Azol

slinkimalinki December 8, 2008 at 9:23 pm

gofuk a. donky reporting for duty.

Advocatus_Diaboli December 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm

looks like the freepers are in full force counter “signing.” Hardly any fun anymore, really.

NYNYNY December 8, 2008 at 9:32 pm

its up to 1251 now. i dont see mine, but 1251 is P L Centa

Kwame' December 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm

[re=194138]FreshCliches[/re]: Ben Z. Chilibol supports GWB.

ifthethunderdontgetya" December 8, 2008 at 9:37 pm

[re=194118]LarryFeltonJ[/re]: I have just spended my last three out of 4 votes on your fine proposal.
~

FreshCliches December 8, 2008 at 9:37 pm

1260 Takeshi Tonyu

I bow to your greatness, whomever you may be.

Being the sincerest form of flattery, I’m going to see if Clive Landsteemer survives.

LarryFeltonJ December 8, 2008 at 9:38 pm

If these wingnuts are manually scrubbing the site, it doesn’t make any difference if the names we choose are obvious, since causing them to do noxious and tedious tasks is a noble activity in and of itself. But if we’re interested in surviving filters, we have to be creative. Ben Dover is probably a non starter. But Ahmed Bin D’hohver might pass a filter. And a wingnut scrutinizing this might have to spend a few seconds figuring out if they’re zapping the name of a grateful Iraqi ally.

I’m in favor of names which don’t necessarily evoke shock among the numbnutz, but are downright silly names that a numbnut from the cast of the remake of Deliverance might actually have. I’m really partial to names like Gomer Pillsbury and Hepzibah Clack. Those two names might actually survive the list, but add to a certain ridiculous flavor.

Sproutz December 8, 2008 at 9:39 pm

I think mine, Ichii Balzac, got scrubbed–too ethnic, probably.

This is better than prank phonecalls to GOP Headquarters.

Larry McAwful December 8, 2008 at 9:49 pm

When Anita Hanjob signed, she was No. 1232. One refresh and she was knocked back to No. 1221. Are people retracting their praises of President Bush?

LarryFeltonJ December 8, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Thank you kindly. The noble American Hog Nosed Skunk is hovering somewhere around 54th place. I’d really like it to get high enough that they notice and remove it. Why I want to do that is a mystery even to me. But I have a vision of the Wingnuts who run this site developing high blood pressure from a combination of the combined efforts of Paultards, TruckNutz, and random silly stuff at which I excel.

Kwame' December 8, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Ann L. Fisher loves GWB so much she can’t sit down.

veganstar December 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Awwww, what was wrong with Laura B. Kildaguy?

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 10:01 pm

[re=194135]bonsai pajamas[/re]: Meka Mey Screem (address: Gitmo).

Larry McAwful December 8, 2008 at 10:02 pm

[re=194164]Kwame’[/re]: Oh, my God! I actually know someone by that exact name! I wonder if her parents ever thought of that! I can’t believe I never did!

Hagar77 December 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Dude, I’ve got Gamey Hunder-Pantz and Ivana Mantahugankiz all queued up and now your link to that website is linking back to your link on why D.C. smells like dogshit. Does that mean they’re on to us?

President Beeblebrox December 8, 2008 at 10:10 pm

I managed to get Ivana Tinkle past them.

God, this is as good as prank-calling Moe’s Tavern.

Lionel Hutz Esq. December 8, 2008 at 10:10 pm

This seems so haphazard. Some of these seem made up, but everyone knows that Lord Voldermort and Bush Sucks Big Donkey Dicks are real names.

President Beeblebrox December 8, 2008 at 10:11 pm

WIN:

1031 Hayward JeBlowme
1032 Adolph “Addy” Giuliani
1033 Mr. Jesus H. Christ, Jr.

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 10:11 pm

[re=194166]veganstar[/re]: I just saw it! Ain’t scrubbed, just moved.

Moe Butsecks went the way of the dodo.

Larry McAwful December 8, 2008 at 10:16 pm

They wiped out my dear Anita Hanjob, but somehow, Ana Lynn Truder (Thank You!!) is still up there. I guess I just wasn’t subtle enough.

I tried to go back and put Gay Head up there, but it wouldn’t let me post again.

ToDamPrivilege December 8, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Masturbator of Farts has been scrubbed. Philistines.

President Beeblebrox December 8, 2008 at 10:17 pm

Dayum, I’m giggling like a little bitch here. I’ve not had so much fun since my friends and I egged our principal’s car in 10th grade.

What do Ron Mexico, Dr. Clayton Forrester, the Detroit Lions, “Signing Anonymous not to get flamed, thank you GWB”, Scroto T. Baggins, H.S. Thompson, Valerie Plame, “I can has taco?”, Albert DeSalvo of Boston, Mass, ALLAHU AKHBAR!, and Stephen Hatfill all have in common?

Why, they lurve our Preznit!

Total WIN.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 10:17 pm

[re=194170]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Foul bastards.

Hagar77 December 8, 2008 at 10:20 pm

[re=194169]Hagar77[/re]: Correction — I mean that clicking on the “this one” in the Wonkette post will take you in a circle. Clicking on the article link will take you to the genuine pants-pissing absurdity that is this petition. I got Ms. Hunder-Pantz on there but the second entry asked me for a password and I’d be damned, y’know? Damn, this was fun. Like TP’ing the neighborhood asshole’s porch.

Kinbote December 8, 2008 at 10:20 pm

898 Perez Allen Hayler

Made it past the scrub, apparently.

President Beeblebrox December 8, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Egads.

It is now password-protected so only those mouth-breathing Freeptards can post!

voidifaltered December 8, 2008 at 10:24 pm

I’m currently #828 (and going to get some cream to take care of it soon.)

foog December 8, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Stupid password-protection. Now poor Terry Wristskum will never be able to show her gratitude to the greatest president ever.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Password?

Freelance Minion December 8, 2008 at 10:31 pm

I find it oddly funny that even before our juvenile jokes he has to shout an assurance THAT WE WON’T GET SPAMMED IF WE GIVE OUR EMAIL!!!!

and then there is a checkbox promissing to spam us with more offers from this site.

But we have to get the password. WHATS THE DAMN PASSWORD, I WANT TO GET SPAMMED WITH TRUCKNUTZ!!!

OffTheRecord December 8, 2008 at 10:32 pm

Luke Busy; Jesus is Coming! is my new favorite.

Dear Diorama December 8, 2008 at 10:33 pm

They aren’t smart enough to have removed Martin Bormann!

bonsai pajamas December 8, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Those fuckin iconoclasts! And I just went and got another bottle of Scotch! Oh well, some sweet gems made it past the 18-percento-meter. Too bad Shrubber ain’t smart enough to decode em. Will he beam proud knowing Handel d’Balzac is forever grateful for the war?

DP December 8, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Looks like they’re trying to mop up…Albert DeSalvo, Boston, MA is the only interesting one left on the last page…I kinda hope they’ll clean out all the Dick Sinmazipper jokes and actually present Bush with a petition signed by Winston Smith, Jeff Gannon, Ivan & Norma Specker, Thor and the Boston Strangler…I’d suggest a nice Rose Garden ceromony…

persiflage December 8, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Looks like some cool soap opera names will survive.

windupbird December 8, 2008 at 10:44 pm

This is very entertaining. For some reason, the combination of

1021 Albert DeSalvo, Boston Mass
1026 Jack Mahawgoff
and

1029 Military Industrial Complex

Sent me into a fit of giggles…if you don’t have anything else to do, try http://www.anonymizer.com/ to hide your IP addy.

persiflage December 8, 2008 at 10:45 pm

It’s a testament to these folks’ general asshattery that they didn’t see this coming when they first put up the page. Like, who would dare mock the preznit in public? And why?

Jim Newell December 8, 2008 at 10:59 pm

I wake up after a nap and there are 32,000 pageviews on this.

Something terrible must have happened.

blusuede December 8, 2008 at 11:12 pm

The password is lowercase “gwb.” Enjoy!

JasperClay December 8, 2008 at 11:15 pm

After seeing the FARK link and going to the page I sent the guy an email explaining that every POTUS since Truman has protected us from attack according to his logic and that 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch. He sent back the usual its all Clinton’s fault claptrap. I sent him some links to the facts and he replied “the SITE isnot political. I however am NO a website.
can you please stop emailing me and start praying for me!”

So I replied, “Yes, this is the last email. And I will pray for you, and everyone else harmed and fooled by the Bush administration.”

These people are afraid to admit they are wrong, substitute volume for intelligence, and are absolutely crazy. Man, I’m gonna miss them.

Styrofoam Boots December 8, 2008 at 11:16 pm

[re=194205]blusuede[/re]: THANK YOU THANK YOU! Now I, More butsecks with muslin terrorists plz!!!, can give a proper thank to G-dub.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 11:20 pm

[re=194192]Dear Diorama[/re]:
They want to believe that GWB/Phil Gramm/Larry Summers/Tim Geithner/
Alan Greenspan/Paul Rubin/ parted the Red Sea through market deregulation. They cannot accept that they, as Pharaoh’s golden minions, are now drowning in red ink caused by their puppetry of the above sages and believe that, as they swallow the bitter brine of their own debt, it is all an FDR socialist trick.

GayJewTard December 8, 2008 at 11:21 pm

Thanks for the password-

All the best,

DR. T. SANCHEZ, #1046

mattbolt December 8, 2008 at 11:27 pm

Man, this petition was better in the good old days, when we ran wild in the hazy, wide-eyed days that were earlier today, before THE MAN got involved, we were free, man, back when we’d all blame DailyKos, and we posted all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince theme song and goatse links, I miss that era

OffTheRecord December 8, 2008 at 11:35 pm

[re=194200]Jim Newell[/re]: I blame finals. They make everything non-final related terrible entertaining

Sincerely,

Seymour Butts

OffTheRecord December 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm

[re=194214]OffTheRecord[/re]: And they apparently effect my ability to form complete sentences, also.

Mr Blifil December 8, 2008 at 11:51 pm

There is now a “Petition Password” field. So now to show your grassroots enthusiasm for thanking Dickwad McFucknutz for the last 8 years of hell, you have to be sent a password in advance.

Hopefully the Wonkette encryption gurus are hard at work attempting to crack the algorithm.

S.Luggo December 8, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Mr Blifil December 8, 2008 at 11:56 pm

Ah the “gwb” works well I see.

1091 Fartina Jurgen Raldee Rick Shawn

Panderfinder December 8, 2008 at 11:58 pm

much scrubbing, but here are some gems:

956 Heinrich “Henry” Himmler

961 Priscilla Liberace

983 BellaDonna

1060 Jim McTrucknutz

1066 Zaphod Beeblebrox
ut
The GWB lubbers cannot get rid of teh truknutz.

President Beeblebrox December 9, 2008 at 12:04 am

[re=194221]Panderfinder[/re]: Hey, someone used my name! Zounds. But the win continues…

1073 الله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبر

(that looks like Allahu Akhbar in Arabic)

1077 Gaius Baltar

1081 Loaf Pincher

1082 Ivan Toohurl

1083 Maj. T.J. “King” Kong, USAF

1084 Horny Toad

1087 Brian Peppers

1088 Heckua Job W.

1090 You Prick

S.Luggo December 9, 2008 at 12:19 am

[re=194225]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Yet, we all mean this in good way.

ReverendJeffy December 9, 2008 at 12:45 am

They seem to have changed the password on us. Again. Alas! Alack!

S.Luggo December 9, 2008 at 12:47 am

[re=194211]mattbolt[/re]: Those days of summer. In truth, tell me when. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdOJPmnaeuE

S.Luggo December 9, 2008 at 1:15 am
Crow T. Robot December 9, 2008 at 1:32 am

[re=194244]S.Luggo[/re]: I have honored your request, sahib.

bonsai pajamas December 9, 2008 at 1:50 am

Look at the first few pages of that petition and you’ll notice some other bits that have siphoned through the cracks. Some that’d be obvious to anarchists and deviants but are apparently invisible to trucknutz.

Now, whutz that goddamn password? Carry on, men. Continue to bogart that petition!

Politicartoons December 9, 2008 at 2:18 am

I’ll explode without the password… Hugh Janus wants to sign the petition!

suecris December 9, 2008 at 2:23 am

I liked Richard Fitzwell (didn’t get his number – rats!).

persiflage December 9, 2008 at 2:29 am

Here are some of the better ones, but not everything. It all began with Chuck U. Farley at 582. There was a lot of renumbering when things began to disappear, thus all the out-of-sequence ranges; it’s mostly in chrono order.

582 Chuck U. Farley
586 Hugh Schtink
592 My Pet Goat
594 fuck you assclown
596 Fuckyou andYourSupporters
597 Worst President Ever
599 Fucknuts Mcdangleton
600 Mr. H. istorywillrememberyouasthemostdestructivemonstertohaveeverheldtheofficeofpresidentoftheunitedstates
601 Ihateyoudumbass
602 Hugh Succock
609 Yougottbe kiddinme
610 Sal Iva
613 Dorkus Malorkus
614 Whoever wrote this is lame
615 Tru K. Gnutz
616 fuckface george
617 ur a fucktard war criminal
618 UR DETACED FROM REALITY
620 Truck Nutz
622 Gochoke Onapretzel
626 I.M. Dipshyt
630 Uma Stberetarded
631 Shirley Eugest
632 fuckyourself youfuckingretard
633 Future Generations Paying For Your Mistake
634 Jack MeHoff
636 Wurst PresEvar
637 VLADIMIR “BEEFCAKE” PUTIN
638 George Bush is the best thing since Cancer
640 Fukk A. Dukk
641 Heywood Jablome
642 The Taliban
644 Gapin Fahjina
645 Jess Kiddin
646 Thank you for proving that even those who are mentally retarded can achieve anything, if they only have the right parents. Trig Palin for prex 2052!
647 Get bent, asshole
648 Thanks, Dubya, for laughing along with the rest of the world for the past 8 years while never once realizing that YOU were the butt of the joke.
649 Byebye Whitehouse
650 George Bush is a criminal assfuuuuck
652 Hugh Jass
653 Hugh Ruined DeGOP
654 Nevar Cumback
655 David Chapman
658 Osama Bin Laden
659 Little Lord Fauntleroy
666 HaveFunInWarCrimesCourt
668 Ur A Murderer and Torturer George Bush
669 Johnny Cramdangle
674 the world hates you
676 None Of This Is True
677 Ticklemy Taint
678 R.U. Fucking Kidding Me, Jr.
680 Amanda Livering-Payne
681 Fuch U. Mann
683 Ura Poopstain
684 Did you have fun wiping your ass with the constitution, Dubya?
686 war criminalizing is fun
691 Ima Shamed
692 Douche Bagg-Prezdent
695 Hugh Goddabekidding
697 redrum
698 Miserable Failure
700 Morgoth: Destroyer of Worlds
701 Richard Nixon
702 Uran Ydeot
704 Republitard
707 Texas Secedeagain Please
708 Perfumed Prince and Chief Fucktard
709 Fuck Bush the war criminal
711 Gotohell W. Bush
713 Fascism
714 Anita Gofradump
715 Goeff Yourself Cheney
724 1,000,000 dead Iraqis
735 UrTheWorstPresInHistory
736 Ivana Humpalot
737 goodriddanceasshole
740 Thishasgotto B. Ajoke
741 Disillusioned US Citizen
742 thank you mr bush for killing 4000 of our own citizens
747 Raptor Jesus
748 Hitler Youth of America
754 Joe T Plumber
755 Dixie Normous
777 bob myknob
779 You have fucked this country in the asshole goodbye
785 Jack Ass
791 Bush you are the worst human to ever live.
793 What T F Ever
794 ROTINHELL
795 I hope you get impeached, you assbag.
798 At least Nixon was smart enough to know he was an asshole.
802 youfukedeveryonedouche
803 Best dictator in U.S. history!
806 Sandy Vagina
807 Adios scumbag
811 Your FAIL is epic. Go now and FAIL no more
812 Katrina Hussein McBankFailure
815 Retardo Montalban
816 Larry “Widestance” Craig
817 Goodriddance
820 satan himself
822 Yugo Fuckyermother
823 unbelievable
755 Worst… President… EVER!
756 fuck you
758 Ricard Cabeza
759 I guess even fuck ups deserve a second chance
762 No Way
765 you are a moron
766 Retarded middle america thanks you dearly
768 You have fucked this country over for 8 years, do us a favour and die in a fire
769 Saddam Hussein
770 Cheerio You Massive Tool
771 Jesus
772 Joe Ritzenbacher
773 adolf
775 Worst 8 years EVER! Thanks, you gigantic fuktard
777 GWB Sucks the Big One
779 Oil Tycoon Billionaires of America
780 Eat shit you fucking piece of neocon slime
783 Whitemanlittle penis
784 Hugh Jasle
774 Hugh G. Rection
775 Come on, George W Bush must have started this. There is no way this was done by a competent person.
778 warmongering fuckhead
779 Thanks for the laughs, clown.
789 Thanks For spending this country into ruin and destroying the republican party!
790 Scroto T. Baggins
752 Thanks for a 2nd Great Depression!
755 H. S. Thompson
778 A blind retarded monkey would have done a better job.
779 YOURE A DICKHEAD
781 Another Screwedamerican
782 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED __ DESTOYED ECONOMY, 2 WARS AND BROKEN GOVERNMENT
784 Wall Street CEO
787 Valerie Plame
788 C ya soon! Beezlebub
793 Thanks for killing so many young people! You rock! Hope you spend a nice retirement haunted by the people who died because of your war!!!! Best Wishes, killer!
797 Just Get Gone, Chump
786 Burn in Hell
787 Thank you for destroying the Conservative Party! Cheers!
789 youfail
790 Dontlet TheDorr Hityouintheass Onthewayout
791 Putin Owned you
792 Pig Benis
797 Mike Litoris
870 Oliver Clozzoff
876 My daughter is proud to carry your child, maverick ! –Sarah Palin
877 Thanks for doing everything your enemies wanted you to do, SUCKER!!! you got played, usa got SLAYED!!!!
882 Jack Sofalot
908 Hillary Clinton
915 GWB, 8 years of stealing rights and bombing brown people
916 Fuck n Idiot
917 Hugh G. Rection
918 Youmust B. Freakingkiddingme
934 Tupac Shakur
936 Judge Dredd
937 Thanks for making me look good compared to you. Your friend, Dick Nixon
941 World economy unstable, Iraq unstable, N Korea has nukes, thousands of US troops dead, US taxpayers buried in debt, Bin Laden still on the loose, Al Qaeda recruiting going through the roof. Thanks ever so much.
942 Anon E. Muss wishes you all the mudkips your cheeks can handle. Both sets.
945 Showing “appreciation” towards this coward of a man for his actions regarding 9/11 cheapen the impact of that event and prove just how much ground the terrorists won on that day.
947 Doo Shoverlord
979 Amanda Hugginkiss
983 MeHeart Fellatio
984 Miserable Failure
986 Homer Sekchal
987 New Orleans Corspe Eating Rats
990 Red Ruffansore
995 Curtis Interuptis
999 A veteran who served you loyally and hates you just as much.
1000 Ben Dover
1007 The Third Roman Legion, Gaul
1008 Chase Rooster Palin
1006 Poopyface Flippityflop
1007 Owaa Tafoo Layam
1008 Fuck You
1009 GWB OMG WTF
966 Wuudja Blowme
978 Mike Rotch
994 Jeff Gannon
995 Mr. Bator
995 Harry Chesticles
1001 Hous Bin Phartin
1002 X.O. Verrisi
1003 Stanley Swizzlecockfucker
999 Bushie Killedmycountry
1010 Ethel Mertz
1027 Idiot Supreme
1029 Karl Rove
1030 William Ayres
1031 the economy
1032 Eat my shorts
1036 Derbashin Myballsin
1039 Ron “ohmyfuckinggodwhywhyhowcanyoulikethisman” Paul
1042 Unborn Fetus
1043 Pudge Facker
1044 Force McCochen
1045 Ann L. Wortz
1046 Dumber than a bag of rocks
1047 Wors T. President
1048 Shitstain Asswipe
1051 Go USA! Get a Brain Morans!
1053 Bush sucks a big donkey dick
1054 Barack Obama (thank you thank you thank you!!!)
1055 Words cannot express my fury for the way you have fucked up many of the large crises my country has faced. I know you are not working alone to fuck it up, but as commander-in-chief, I could not have felt more vulnerable with you at the helm. I just wish there had been a man of integrity, morals, selflessness and love for fellow humans in your place. You are truly the worst president ever. – Ella Funt
1056 Dork Cheney
1058 Al Kahaliqh
1062 Dilawar the Afghan Taxi Driver
1063 You Killed My Brother
1065 I would make a threat but then thanks to att sucking your dick I would have federal agents at my door
1066 Unemployed
1068 The World Trade Center
1078 Darth Maul
1079 Ollie Taboner
1081 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????? THAT SCUMBAG NEEDS TO ROT IN JAIL
1082 Ima Terrist
1083 Keyser Söze
1084 All of Canada: Thanks for not being our leader we appreciate it.
1085 Satan Jr.
1086 Choke on a pretzel sir
1087 Chesty LaRue
1096 The Federal Reserve
1097 note- the orginal message has been intercepted by att for containg slander against the great president bush and federal agents will arrive shortly to arrest the poster
1098 Katya Cherkinov
1099 whatshabeuscorpus?
1100 9/11
1101 Yo Mama
1104 Failure McEconomykiller
1105 you are an idiot. thanks for fucking up everything
1108 you ruined our country, good riddance to you. take the loser republitards with you
1111 douchey mcdouchebaggery
1113 The Prince of Darkness
1115 Vladimir Nabokov
1116 Failly McPhail
1117 Samuel Satan Lucifer
1118 Byrne, Inheil
1120 TheDecider
1127 Youjackass
1139 Constitution McRaper
1140 YourKidz IsmyCannonFodder
1142 gofellatea elephant
1143 Heckuva Job Brownie
1144 Geaux Phuckeurself
1151 Thanksfornothingdouchebag
1153 Ima Boozer
1154 If I did it 9/11 Edition
1155 Masonic Skumm
1157 headupmyass
1159 Mission Complete
1160 George Bush Is a War Criminal!
1186 Comrade Wingnut
1190 Charlie Manson
1194 Ws_Coke_Spoon
1196 Get Lost Bush
1197 What am I thankful for, again?
1198 fuck you cocksucker
1201 Thanks for shitting on the Constitution and Bill of Rights!!
1202 The whole world hates the US now
1205 Muslims Arepeopletoo
1207 Thanks for nothing, you rotten waste of air.
1214 Miss N. Complissed
1217 Nice death threat buddy
1220 Thank you for ruining my country, asshole!!
1224 Bob Onmyknob
1233 Joseph McCarthy
1234 Privatise the profits! Socialise the losses!
1240 Hey, thanks for cutting into the environment and signle handedly dooming my grandchildren!!
1242 New Orleans was delicious. Om Nom Nom -Katrina.
1247 say hello to the hague, w
1249 Worst. Presidency. Ever!
1252 Wilma Fingerdew
1254 No President did more to hurt America since Buchanan
1256 Toto Fay Lure
1259 Iva Benscrewed
1260 Bush is a Douche Nozzle
1266 All of the shady contractors you have made rich with your illegal war
1256 Miss Ann A. Komplest
1259 Rich Encrimi
1267 Yuverra Amy Stake
1269 Misha N. Complished
1272 Pinkley Taurus
1272 sanctity of life my ass he caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
1274 Thanks President Numbnuts!
1275 youkilledmyfriends
1271 Ura Dunse
1274 Claude Gerbals
1275 Anita Rim-Jhab
1276 im asian american and i want to go back to china
1228 Thanks for nothing, dickbag.
1229 Urey Tool
1233 Richard Cranium
1235 Scrotey McScrotebag
1241 Limp McDicky
1245 Thank you, you were the worst disaster to ever hit America.
1246 Youra Moran
1248 Smokey McPot
1249 Hugh Janus
1256 Go fuck yourself GWB!
1261 izzie afuktard
1264 protect you from danger? Are you a little girl?
1268 Sincerely Disgusted
1271 Thanks for nothing, dickbag.
1272 Urey Tool
1295 Lawrence Fine
1156 You anti-American homosexual Muslim book-skimming ACORNs have taken YET ANOTHER perfectly good & respectable website — this one designed to thank George W. Bush for the various wars and contracting economies — and ruined it with your filthy jokes about butts and poop. The site’s webmaster is now having to scrub your PUERILE CRAP petition signatures at a breakneck pace leaving him/her no time for SELF-PLEASURE. Let’s check out some of these toilet-humor “names” from you people who only want John Kerry to run the country and nothing else will do. * #952: The entire 1985 Dever Broncos. * #958: Ollie Tabooger * #965: lord voldemort * #967: An hero * #972: Ol PP McPperton * #987: Bush sucks big donkey dicks * #1003: homer sekchal The number of petition signers is vacillating between 990 and 1,030, depending on how quick the webmaster is. There are also a lot of libtards there whining about torture and the Patriot Act and divisive politics… lame. Just make your dick joke and move on.
1157 9/11 Deaths 2819—Iraqi War Deaths 4209 *Great Job Bushie!!!*
1161 Shit for Brains
1166 worst…. president…. ever
1176 American Pretzel Council
1177 Dallas Whites Only HOA
1182 Go to Hell you Bastard Ass
1209 E. Zauerst Perez-Edantaver
1240 Our Childrens (are learning)
1244 Solong Screwy
1254 Phuque Yoo
1260 Jack MeHoffer
1262 Dain Bramage
1265 You Cocksucker!
1269 Mission Accomplished oh wait
1270 Scott Palins Taint
1277 Thank you for destroying this once great country!
1278 Hide T. Hotdog
1288 thanks for destroying the honor of this great nation. I hope it regains that honor despite your efforts
1293 Ann “the man” Coulter
1251 Turd Blossom
1258 In soviet Russia, Bush signs you
1268 Mike Oxbig
1269 The degree of incompetence over the past eight years has been truly astounding, and it is my sincere hope that you find some way to redeem yourself for your actions over the last eight years.
1284 Thanks for restricting stem cell research and hindering medical research in the name of your religion!
1291 I can haz Hague trail for Bush Chenny kkplzthnx
1293 Thanks for ruining the country, asshole.
1306 Mr. Yellow Cake
1307 Richard Fucking Nixon
1310 Dick Smegma
1317 Herbert Hoover (Glad to have you in the “worst presidents” club)
1323 George, If you paid attention to the PDB in Aug 2001, you might have been able to stop the f*cking terrorists, you worthless piece of shit!
1325 Jan 20, 2009 – The end of an Error
1329 Geroge Bush is a fucking idiot and so is whomever made this site. Fuck you both!
1332 o. please
1335 Karma Hurtz
1344 Is this where I ask for a pardon?
1351 P. Retzel-Chok
1355 Massive FAIL
1385 “Mission Accomplished” — Chimpy McFlightsuit
1307 Failure McFailyton
1321 Burn in hell you murderous, incompetent jag-off
1322 can I live in your basement when I get laid off?
1253 Sarah Ya Betcha Palin
1255 Howie S. Babbyformed
1265 Barry D. Ballsack
1254 Mr. Miyagi
1266 Ana Lynn Sershin
1279 Alex P. Keaton
1284 President Douchetard McFailson
1180 Another Brainwashed Moron
1181 T. Ali Baan
1182 Thanks for ruining my country, you ass
1191 Ludafail W. Democrathelper
1194 Fawn Liebowitz
1196 You are insane
1198 internet ruining wonkette readers defecate on bush legacy
1200 Thanks for finally going away
1220 For the sake of proper screening, you might have to brush up on some reading other than the scrolling ticker on Fox News. There is an impressive collection of fictional characters from negative utopian literature to science fiction, interspersed with a liberal amount of sordid personalities in those first 1000 names. -Franz Kafka
1186 Kanyube Enemorry Tardid
1189 Amada Hugnkiss
1190 Anita Spankin
1154 Ya know I love ya, Georgie, you are a credit to your family and party. Hugs and kisses, Satan PS xoxo
1159 sockpuppet
1160 Ginger Lynn Allen
1161 George Jetson
1166 Gay Talese
1168 Bigus Dickus
1174 Regnad Kcin
1185 Tony T. Tiger
1188 Briana Banks
1189 Thanks for the massive debt, high unemployment rate, and loss of civil liberties! Oh, and the war crimes? Icing on the cake!
1192 Chimpy McCokePants
1193 bite my shiny metal ass
1195 Thanks for protecting us from imaginary threats and getting thousands of our troops killed. I hope you end up in jail.
1203 Bartleby Fdge Packerington
1206 Thanks for making meeven more proud to be a Canadian , ya douche
1218 Silvia Saint
1228 Incontinentia Buttocks
1235 Hugh G. Dingleberry
1236 Seriously? Thank you? Where have you been for the past eight years?
1239 Go FUCK Yourself, Bush & Cheney
1240 Theo Cracy
1242 And with that, he faded away into the welcoming arms of unconsciousness, accompanied by a sound she would never forget; the disgusting, indescribable sound of Scrappy’s latex-clad corpse being forcibly inserted into Scooby’s anus, head first… good bye, Bush.
1246 Harry Perotestees
1252 Bush is a cancerous anal wart
1255 Nina Hartley
1263 Para Palegicsoldier
1265 Colin “Biggest mistake of my career” Powell
1266 Tera Patrick
1277 Richard Marx
1280 Ashlyn Gere
1286 Flying spaghetti monster
951 Ana Lynn Truder (Thank You!!)
956 Heinrich “Henry” Himmler
957 Richard Fitzwell
988 Ana Lynn Sershin
1009 Martin Bormann
1021 Albert DeSalvo, Boston, Mass.
1037 Ed Gein
1041 Dickins Cider
1043 More butsecks with muslin terrorists plz!!!
1044 Constitutional Arsonist
1056 Phil McHunt
1057 Bush = Fail
1060 Jim McTrucknutz
1061 Chase Young Boise
1066 Zaphod Beeblebrox
1068 Willie Fistersnatch

anabellum December 9, 2008 at 2:32 am

the new password is 911….i kid you not…

Mojopo December 9, 2008 at 2:38 am

Look, I added Mike Hunt, in honor of my vagina. And I would do it again.

Mojopo December 9, 2008 at 2:40 am

In other words, I beat you all to the Mike Hunt and I act like I am proud of it.

Maddow_Crewcut December 9, 2008 at 2:42 am

Holy shit there is currently no password. Swarm! Swarm!

Maddow_Crewcut December 9, 2008 at 2:43 am

Sorry, Mike Hunt was already scrubbed hours ago. However, my William H. Orton remains.

Mojopo December 9, 2008 at 2:47 am

Yeah, I was scrubbed earlier today. And now that bitch won’t let me add Clarence DeClowne. I’ve tried four times with assorted names. Bummer.

Wait – no PASSWORD. Gotta go!

Kelstar The Mighty December 9, 2008 at 3:12 am

Got Adolpho Hilter (no relation) up there for just a bit. My favorite so far, methinks, is Diana Feir. Classic.

abirato December 9, 2008 at 4:12 am

Buster Hymen and the Fournicators

ExecutorElassus December 9, 2008 at 6:46 am

Alas! Passworded again! And I was going to add – in honor of the fabulous Roller-Derby Diva of the same name – Markie D. Sod.

How will I make it through my Tuesday without bashing my head in with this scotch bottle if I can’t abuse some bushtard’s tribute page?

And why did they think making a tribute page for the president with the lowest approval rating in recorded history wouldn’t end in their being pwned by Wonketteers?

bago December 9, 2008 at 6:48 am

Ah, my misspent youth with the roller derby girls. Always a knockabout good time.

napalmnacey December 9, 2008 at 6:49 am

Damn it. I wanted to sign Derr T. Karpitbaggar but I don’t have the password! :(

TGY December 9, 2008 at 7:11 am

Oh the humanity.

buppie December 9, 2008 at 7:23 am

You know this guy just rues the day he thought of this!

OffTheRecord December 9, 2008 at 7:58 am

Now there are no visible signatures. This is why we can’t have anything nice. Good job!

FMA December 9, 2008 at 8:26 am

[re=194071]Lazy Media[/re]: Heywood always works.

proudcitizen December 9, 2008 at 8:31 am

I tried, “Ken Lay, no wait, I’m suppose to be dead” but they have it passworded now.

Crow T. Robot December 9, 2008 at 9:15 am

I just want to reiterate what [re=194244]S.Luggo[/re] said earlier…try here, still fun to be had:

http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2008/11/08/thank-you-president-george-w-bush/

bonsai pajamas December 9, 2008 at 9:17 am

Patience, fellow hunters. Just wait by the hole and they’ll come out eventually. And when they do, Babs Sabich will be waiting for them.

bonsai pajamas December 9, 2008 at 9:46 am

Ah, shitz! Those Wonkette “writers” are at it again, and this IMPORTANT thread is moving downstream at a breakneck pace. Sorta. So here’s the thing: If I manage to sneak into Fort Petition. I’ve already decided to throw myself on the wire. I will post the password right there on the petition, so be looking for it with your pee, du du names ready to slam in, okay? Hopefully, this will inspire other selfless creatures like myself to do the same periodically so’s we can keep this puppy going til Jan. 20. It’s that important.

Wire-thrower-onners, you’ll receive a dozen virgins in heaven. Virgins, yes, but who know everything there is about great sex.

badmuthagoose December 9, 2008 at 10:52 am

The entire THING is scrubbed now. It shows place markers for over a thousand signatures, but zero text. None. They got rid of all of them.

Awww, I guess this means no one wants to thank Chucklenuts. Poor Chucklenuts.

SecPro December 9, 2008 at 10:58 am

It looks like poor Naivey McBushteabagger got fed up and decided to scrub everyone’s signatures. I just took another look for laughs and since yesterday afternoon, when I signed as Ann L. Wortz, all the signatures have been erased. Curiously, it still shows a total of 1,049 signatures, but every single one is blank.

ainm cleite December 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Bummer I wanted to add Sofa-King We Todd Did

ReverendJeffy December 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Curses! Tossin Masalad is foiled in his plot to support his idol.

bonsai pajamas December 9, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Well this just ruins everything. No. Wait a minute. It doesn’t! We won!!

Crow T. Robot December 9, 2008 at 8:29 pm

God bless us, everyone.

pinko-commie December 10, 2008 at 2:40 am

Fellow Wonketteers,

Thank you for all you have done to protect me from republitards. It has been sever years since our country’s fundamental values were attacked by the so-called “war on terror” and most of our nation’s values were abandoned. I am truly greatful [sic] for the way you have handled one of the most profound crises my country has ever faced (i.e., the Bush presidency) with endless snarkiness and trucknutz!. As fellow pinko-commies, I could not have felt more scared with anyone other than Bush at the helm. Thank you for being people of wit and endless potty humor. May God (or whatever) bless you.

pinko-commie December 10, 2008 at 2:44 am

I also would like to take a moment to thank America’s true heroes – the Heywood Jablomes of the world who were able to get their naughty names by the webmaster-censors without detection. That’s why we won WWII! Americans never give up! USA! USA! USA!

windupbird December 10, 2008 at 6:58 am

The only sad part about this was that more people weren’t able to sign the petition with a nom de plume.

I wish I had the chance to say, “Thanks for having the IRS audit me three weeks after my daughter and I sent you and Cheney an email about how you and FEMA f-ed up in your slow response to Hurricane Katrina.”

signed,

Baby Jane Hudson

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