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After that tragic series of events that led to the shuttering of the Mittens “Willard” Romney Campaign 2008, our comically convictionless protagonist campaigned at nine million rallies “for John McCain” and other candidates, a full seven million of which attracted only one attendee, Kathryn Jean Lopez — in booty shorts. Mittens’ extensive travel budget was funded largely by wingnut donations to his Free and Strong America PAC, which he created to “raise money for other Republicans around the country and to promote GOP policies.” Ha ha, why would he bust his ass for that? He wouldn’t! Because now we know that only 12% of the $2.1 million in PAC donations has gone towards helping other candidates. The other 88%, oh where did that go? MIGHT HE NEED MONEY FOR HIMSELF FOR HIS FUTURE? IN SAY… 2012?? Yep, that’s when he’s scheduled his appointment with the plastic surgeon — and boob jobs aren’t cheap. [Boston Globe]
Oh Mittens, you can use your love glove on me anytime.
If you ever made the mistake of signing up on any kind of mailing list for the Mormons, you know that they never, ever go away. Mitt Romney will personally be interrupting your dinner time and Saturday mornings from now to 2012.
Romney finally figured out the best way to fund one’s campaign–using other people (really stupid people)’s money. Too bad that he’ll lose again-Trucknuz/Neuticals 2012!
Aren’t any “regular” shorts, ultra tight booty shorts for K-Overfed?
Pardon me while I go clean the vomit off my monitor.
Kathryn Jean Lopez — in booty shorts.
I now understand the meaning of “Third Eye Blind”…
>>Kathryn Jean Lopez — in booty shorts.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
Let’s hope that by 2012 the Paulie Walnuts/Grampa Munster gray wings he’s been working on come into full bloom.
TONIGHT ON CNN.
Campbell Brown: Indefatigable. C*ntmonger.
Like Aaron Brown in a dress.
I sympathize thoroughly when any pair of shorts stuck to the ass of Kathryn Jean Lopez.
$12 million? That’s 600,000 pair of regular-sized magic underwear, or 2 pair for K-Lo.
*with not *when.
DAMN YOU GRAMMAR.
So this yibbering yard ape is about to check Kathryn Jean’s prostate yes?
Carry on then, carry on.
I like this part of the article: “This is not uncommon and not illegal, but it is unfortunate and deceptive to tell donors their funds are going to help candidates when in fact a big chunk is used to further the career of the political person who created the PAC,” said Paul S. Ryan, associate legal counsel to the Campaign Legal Center, a nonpartisan group in Washington that monitors campaign finance laws. “The legal reality is contributor beware,” he said. “It would be wise for donors to look at the track records.”
LOL owned republican donnars. That is what happens when you give money to a private equity guy, he takes it, appropriates it, and says fuck off when you asked what he did with it!
tonehedge: And then, perhaps fondle her testes!
if he’s going to waste some more of his money running for president in 2012, i take it he’s taking his money out of the stock market and putting it in the much safer under the mattress market.
Collecting political donations while at a candy factory???
Hmm, I quess the rumors about Mitts being a FUDGE PACker are true after all!
it’ll take a lot more money than that for a surgeon to shut up that asshole.
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It must be extremely helpful to one’s political career to have the world’s most gullible base.
Not to be a Debbie Downer, but shouldn’t Mittens first make sure his wife isn’t going to get full-blown breast cancer before he starts planning his next campaign? Or is he just greasing the skids to have an affair & love child since all pols whose wives have breast cancer seem to do that? (I’m looking at you Johnnie & Newt!)
Can’t wait for the coming GOP civil war–the Palins vs. the Mittens, (with Mitts representing the “intellectual” wing of the party–ha ha ha ha ha!).
I cannot believe there’s no funny pop-up commentary on that picture.
“Kathryn-Jean Lopez in booty shorts” - best Wonkette vomitorious line ever - Bill Krystal eat your heart out….
cal: Turn your head and cough. Thank you.
If he really wants to be president, doesn’t he first have to help Hillary retire her debt?
i miss this picture, it should be used over and over
I didn’t know Mitt Romney was a fudge packer.