Wonkette
Here are two things we are very tired of typing about, every day: Will teevee’s Chris Matthews run for the American Senate? And, Did dancey boy David Gregory officially get dead Tim Russert’s job on Meet the Press? The final (?) answers: No he won’t, and Yes he did. [Gawker/Baltimore Sun]
There are yellow canaries who are now in mortal fear of Tweetie’s inevitable rape-massacre.
No he won’t, and Yes he did.
You say potato, I say crazed spittle-monster. Let’s call the whole thing off.
I thought OJ Simpson was America’s beloved orange person?
Chris looks like he was the recipient of a swirly in that pic. Maybe it washed some of the orange tint out of his hair.
I am glad this burning issue has been resolved.
No! I wanted to see Chris in power as something other than a talking head. Press Secretary in an Obama admin?
http://www.charlietueats.com
Why does Chris Matthews hate us? We can’t snark about TruckNutz forever. What did we ever do to him?
Oh. That.
Never mind.
Sparky hosting MTP.
Who would have thunk it.
(other than him, of course)
Well it looks like Dennis Kucinich got passed over
for that one too.
Tim Russert still dead……Msnbc specail with updates every five minutes
So Tweety won’t be wunning foah Senate?
*whew* That thought was about as appealing as sock soup.
He used his fake Senate campaign as leverage in negotiations with NBC, then took a pay cut. Just brilliant–he should be in charge of purchasing at the DoD.
That photo of the perennial campaigner just makes me think of Alec Baldwin as “Petey”. (Photo not available.)
He looks like the character Jeff Daniels played in Dumb & Dumber.
I keep wishing MSNBC would tell Chris Matthews that there’s a brand new mountain bike for him in Utility Basement B and lock him in there for a three-year extension.
I just want to see how I look in my new avatar.