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December 8, 2008

Latest Crucial MSNBC Anchor News Update!

by Ken Layne  

America's orange person.Here are two things we are very tired of typing about, every day: Will teevee’s Chris Matthews run for the American Senate? And, Did dancey boy David Gregory officially get dead Tim Russert’s job on Meet the Press? The final (?) answers: No he won’t, and Yes he did. [Gawker/Baltimore Sun]

{ 16 comments }

shortsshortsshorts December 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm

There are yellow canaries who are now in mortal fear of Tweetie’s inevitable rape-massacre.

user-of-owls December 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

No he won’t, and Yes he did.

You say potato, I say crazed spittle-monster. Let’s call the whole thing off.

magic titty December 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm

I thought OJ Simpson was America’s beloved orange person?

Texan Bulldoggette December 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Chris looks like he was the recipient of a swirly in that pic. Maybe it washed some of the orange tint out of his hair.

TGY December 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm

I am glad this burning issue has been resolved.

gambypants December 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm

No! I wanted to see Chris in power as something other than a talking head. Press Secretary in an Obama admin?

http://www.charlietueats.com

FMA December 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Why does Chris Matthews hate us? We can’t snark about TruckNutz forever. What did we ever do to him?
Oh. That.
Never mind.

hockeymom December 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Sparky hosting MTP.
Who would have thunk it.
(other than him, of course)

Hansy Dansy December 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Well it looks like Dennis Kucinich got passed over
for that one too.

WestEdEd December 8, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Tim Russert still dead……Msnbc specail with updates every five minutes

actor212 December 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm

So Tweety won’t be wunning foah Senate?

*whew* That thought was about as appealing as sock soup.

donner_froh December 8, 2008 at 2:02 pm

He used his fake Senate campaign as leverage in negotiations with NBC, then took a pay cut. Just brilliant–he should be in charge of purchasing at the DoD.

p-Sludge ofTheElves December 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

That photo of the perennial campaigner just makes me think of Alec Baldwin as “Petey”. (Photo not available.)

obfuscator December 8, 2008 at 2:13 pm

He looks like the character Jeff Daniels played in Dumb & Dumber.

norbizness December 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm

I keep wishing MSNBC would tell Chris Matthews that there’s a brand new mountain bike for him in Utility Basement B and lock him in there for a three-year extension.

Campbell' December 12, 2008 at 8:32 pm

I just want to see how I look in my new avatar.

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