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Weird Times In Arkansas

'Dat you Santy Claus?Oh lord, what is happening here? Is the Elephant Man in the flower-print pillow-case mask the “grocery cart”? Which one’s Susan and which one’s Gabriela? Oh Arkansas, WTF? Ha ha, it is just a misplaced caption! This is really just a harmless photo from the terrorism in Mumbai! Thanks, “Xavier O,” for the tip. [Arkansas Democrat Gazette]


10:51 AM on Mon December 8 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Uh..well, I suppose it’s nice the Klan finally found diversity.

  2. 4tehlulz says at 10:57 am, December 8th, 2008

    TERRORISM IS TEH GHEY

  3. TGY: In these tough times, even Klansmen must be frugal and Bath Bed and Beyond was having a killer sale on childrens’ sheets and pillowcases. Besides, the JC Penny White sale isn’t until next week.

  4. There’s nothing that can happen in Arkansas that can qualify as ‘weird’ or ‘weird times’. There are ‘times’ and ’slightly more racist than usual times’. You can usually tell them apart by the number of slurs that come before “Whooooo Razorbacks!”

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  5. gurukalehuru says at 11:01 am, December 8th, 2008

    Whew! For a second there I thought, what with Tom Tancredo announcing his retirement and all, that the brown hordes had truly overrun Arkansas, and were leading somebody with the last name of Huckabee to his execution.

    Oh, well, you can’t have everything.

  6. Darehead says at 11:01 am, December 8th, 2008

    Gabriela is so poor she might be working for the Salvation Army, but Susan doesn’t buy groceries cuz she’s too anorexic, so I would guess that Bree is the one getting groceries, and Porter is getting taken away, but as everyone knows, Porter didn’t do it!

  7. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 11:02 am, December 8th, 2008

    This could be the basis of a new BDSM game.

  8. WikipediaBrown says at 11:04 am, December 8th, 2008

    What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?

  9. loudmouthredhead says at 11:05 am, December 8th, 2008

    “That is the last time you come into MY gas station convenience store, looking at all of the porno magazines but never buying.”

  10. Monsieur Grumpe' says at 11:06 am, December 8th, 2008

    It’s just Michael Jackson saving some money by getting his latest plastic surgery done on the cheap in India.

  11. magic titty says at 11:08 am, December 8th, 2008

    The humiliation of that sack is just oo much. Couldn’t they have found one with some Naughty by Nature logos on it or something?

  12. do you know theres a body with a tea cozy on the head in your boot?

  13. Texan Bulldoggette says at 11:22 am, December 8th, 2008

    Give them a break. Those Arkies are just now getting the hang of movable type & readin’ & writin’. You can’t expect them to actually know about cutlines & captioning & whatnot. Also, since most of the Arkies can’t read, they’ll never notice it’s wrong. They’ll just say ‘what a pretty hat.’

  14. norbizness says at 11:32 am, December 8th, 2008

    I like that the Zodiac killer has spruced up his look.

  15. Oh, man. Some ten year old girl is going to be really pissed when she makes up her bed this morning.

  16. liquiddaddy says at 12:12 pm, December 8th, 2008

    It’s nice to know he’s not the only one who dresses that way to go to Wal-Mart.

  17. Jung American says at 12:39 pm, December 8th, 2008

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  18. darbyogill says at 12:51 pm, December 8th, 2008

    When the Bush Administration said they wanted to present a softer, friendlier Gitmo, I’m not sure this is what they had in mind….

  19. astroprofeddie says at 1:42 pm, December 8th, 2008

    I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes. The pillow case is the biggest indignity if it all.

  20. guey de gueyes says at 5:06 pm, December 8th, 2008

    Texan Bulldoggette: Hey Texas Bull - Hahahahahahaha, illiteracy is funny, isn’t it? Sadly, Arkansas could only produce one of the greatest intellects, and one of the most popular presidents, in history. Unfortunately for all us, he beat the odds, learned to read and write, and in turn presided over the greatest US economic expansion in like, forever.

    If only all of our kids were educated in the schools that produced the most recent president from Texas … surely we’d be better off then, right?

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