Oh lord, what is happening here? Is the Elephant Man in the flower-print pillow-case mask the “grocery cart”? Which one’s Susan and which one’s Gabriela? Oh Arkansas, WTF? Ha ha, it is just a misplaced caption! This is really just a harmless photo from the terrorism in Mumbai! Thanks, “Xavier O,” for the tip. [Arkansas Democrat Gazette]
Weird Times In Arkansas
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Uh..well, I suppose it’s nice the Klan finally found diversity.
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[re=193156]TGY[/re]: In these tough times, even Klansmen must be frugal and Bath Bed and Beyond was having a killer sale on childrens’ sheets and pillowcases. Besides, the JC Penny White sale isn’t until next week.
There’s nothing that can happen in Arkansas that can qualify as ‘weird’ or ‘weird times’. There are ‘times’ and ‘slightly more racist than usual times’. You can usually tell them apart by the number of slurs that come before “Whooooo Razorbacks!”
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Whew! For a second there I thought, what with Tom Tancredo announcing his retirement and all, that the brown hordes had truly overrun Arkansas, and were leading somebody with the last name of Huckabee to his execution.
Oh, well, you can’t have everything.
Gabriela is so poor she might be working for the Salvation Army, but Susan doesn’t buy groceries cuz she’s too anorexic, so I would guess that Bree is the one getting groceries, and Porter is getting taken away, but as everyone knows, Porter didn’t do it!
This could be the basis of a new BDSM game.
What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
“That is the last time you come into MY gas station convenience store, looking at all of the porno magazines but never buying.”
It’s just Michael Jackson saving some money by getting his latest plastic surgery done on the cheap in India.
The humiliation of that sack is just oo much. Couldn’t they have found one with some Naughty by Nature logos on it or something?
do you know theres a body with a tea cozy on the head in your boot?
Give them a break. Those Arkies are just now getting the hang of movable type & readin’ & writin’. You can’t expect them to actually know about cutlines & captioning & whatnot. Also, since most of the Arkies can’t read, they’ll never notice it’s wrong. They’ll just say ‘what a pretty hat.’
I like that the Zodiac killer has spruced up his look.
Oh, man. Some ten year old girl is going to be really pissed when she makes up her bed this morning.
It’s nice to know he’s not the only one who dresses that way to go to Wal-Mart.
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When the Bush Administration said they wanted to present a softer, friendlier Gitmo, I’m not sure this is what they had in mind….
I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes. The pillow case is the biggest indignity if it all.
[re=193209]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Hey Texas Bull – Hahahahahahaha, illiteracy is funny, isn’t it? Sadly, Arkansas could only produce one of the greatest intellects, and one of the most popular presidents, in history. Unfortunately for all us, he beat the odds, learned to read and write, and in turn presided over the greatest US economic expansion in like, forever.
If only all of our kids were educated in the schools that produced the most recent president from Texas … surely we’d be better off then, right?
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