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People Are So Mean To Poor Old Ben Bernanke

Ha ha ha I am so fucking tired, where did this even come from Keeping accord with weekly tradition, Wonkette channeled its insomnia at 4:30 a.m. this Monday morning to a week-old version of the New Yorker magazine, online, so as to scan for a “politics article.” There was a Ben Bernanke profile, which is EXACTLY what we asked our parents to get us for Christmas, at Best Buy. Jesus Christ, it is a long one though. Shorter than, say, Billy Budd, but easily twice as long as Bartleby. Anyway, Bernanke’s friends suck: “Bernanke was frustrated by the attacks on his policies, especially when they came from academics whose work he respected. If he moved slowly, people on Wall Street accused him of timidity. If he brought rates down sharply, academic economists accused him of going soft on inflation.” Aww shucks. [New Yorker]


8:53 AM on Mon December 8 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. CivicHoliday says at 8:56 am, December 8th, 2008

    Jim…the pic…get some sleep, buddy. Don’t you have an intern?

  2. How dare experts criticize people whose decisions affect millions?!

    What’s next? Holding a president accountable for the state of the country under his leadership?

  3. AppalachianWino says at 8:59 am, December 8th, 2008

    Roll up the window - you’re letting the Bernanke out.

  4. freakishlystrong says at 9:00 am, December 8th, 2008

    Jim, I’m giggling maniacally in my cube, ( I still have one!), coworkers staring, again.-the ALT text, Jesus!

  5. Serolf Divad says at 9:02 am, December 8th, 2008

    Colette:

    But, but, but… 9/11… and, and… the Community Reinvestment Act… and Democrats have controlled congress for a year and a half already. None of this is Bush’s fault.

  6. 4tehlulz says at 9:09 am, December 8th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Exactly! If the Equal Protection Clause didn’t exist, this would never have happened.

    DAMN YOU LINCOLN!!!!

  7. charlesdegoal says at 9:11 am, December 8th, 2008

    Is that a picture of George W’s new mode of transportation in Khartoum? Looks like it. What it has to do with the Fed is hard to see. Anyway, my suggestion is to nationalize the money.

  8. Heywood Floyd says at 9:27 am, December 8th, 2008

    “If he brought rates down sharply, academic economists accused him of going soft on inflation.” Bernanke’s feelings were reportedly further hurt when he learned that his friends made air quotes around the words, “going soft” and “in-fla-tion”.

  9. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 9:34 am, December 8th, 2008

    Serolf Divad:

    Fear not. Alan Keyes will be president soon enough!

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80931

  10. ManchuCandidate says at 9:37 am, December 8th, 2008

    “If he brought rates down sharply, academic economists accused him of going soft on inflation”

    Geez, didn’t he know about Viagra?

    Hey, why am I being dragged by a hook off stage?

  11. Mazel Tov Jim - you are the only human on the planet to read about Bernanke at 4:30 am.

  12. ForTheTurnstiles says at 9:45 am, December 8th, 2008

    Ben Bernanke should watch this crap for several hours. He’ll be feeling really fucking festive in no time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHMMxQdU50k

    I can make several arguments in favor of foreclosing on this house IMMEDIATELY, but I think the video speaks for itself.

  13. sailingthestyx says at 9:46 am, December 8th, 2008

    Rush: and not give in to the desire to be lulled back to sleep by the topic; the question begs…is there enough caffeine (or Bolivian Marching powder, for that matter) in Columbia to support this action?

  14. I read Seymour Hersch’s stuff in the NYer about Iran, but that was an interesting topic. Most of the time I don’t get past the cartoons. Jim, get help; there are people who love you and care about you, I’m pretty sure.

  15. psychedelicSludge says at 10:21 am, December 8th, 2008

    Read a profile of Bernanke? “I would prefer not to.” Ha. yes I actually read Bartelby. In 1977.

  16. gurukalehuru says at 10:38 am, December 8th, 2008

    Well, you know, that Fed Chairmanin’ is hard work.

  17. NoWireHangers says at 10:47 am, December 8th, 2008

    That picture is hilarious.

  18. OffTheRecord says at 10:53 am, December 8th, 2008

    Bahaha. A+ on the alt text.

  19. liquiddaddy says at 12:14 pm, December 8th, 2008

    What’s with the pic of Courtney Love? I don’t get it.

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