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Among the Bushes, Jeb is known as “the smart one with the Mexican wife and the hot son and the pillhead daughter.” He had dibs on the presidency, but then George stepped in first, and now Jeb Bush is just the former governor of a state full of alligators and Truck Nutz addicts. But now he says he might run for the Florida Senate seat that Mel Martinez will vacate in 2010. The Bushes, like the Clintons, will never ever leave politics, ever. [Politico]
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The Daily Show highlighted TruckNutz last night.
As to the story. How is “The Smurter” Bush going to Senatorize when the family flees to Paraguay?
Jeb is just a stopgap measure until Pierce Bush is old enough to run for Prezident.
Didn’t 41 call one of their kids “the brown one”?
…OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH PLEAAAAAAASE, if there is a God let Jeb run! The FAILITUDE would be epic!!!
I’m still waiting to see a pair of Truck Nutz promoting a GOP candidate. Maybe with a little Jeb face on each testicle. You know it’s coming.
‘Show your support through Truck Nutz!’
Jeb busted a TruckNut or two outside the bonds of holy matrimony…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1331660.stm
great pic. Jeb is supposedly the smarter, more right wing-y brother. But why would a New Englander (GHWB) name his son after the Confederate cavalry commander? Unless his name is really something like Jebediah.
Every night, Jeb gets sloppy drunk and cries and yells “…I’m smarter than goddamn George and I worked hard…what the f#$% did he ever do….now he’s ruined it for me….”
ManchuCandidate: With the Trucknutz and focus on a Georgian Big Daddy titty grabber, I started to wonder if one among us is on the Stewart payroll.
qwerty42:
It’s actually an amalgam of his initials. John Ellis Bush.
The greatness that was Arrested Development picked up on that with George Oscar Bluth aka GOB.
qwerty42: Dude’s name is John Ellis. “Jeb” is a clever counterweight to Mrs Bush’s Mexi-ness.
The Bush’s will leave politics if no one votes for them. I know we’re talking about Florida here with their long history of voting for the first ninny who yells JESUS the loudest. But, sheesh, you’d think even they would have Bush Fatigue.
Come on, Florida, get a clue.
Calling Jeb ‘The smart one’ relative to President Mushbrain is faint praise indeed.
Darehead:
Yes, who is the mole? I can rule myself out.
DO IT JEB Seriously, there is nothing more fitting than the anointed heir getting his ass kicked by whatever pair of TruckNutz the Democrats nominate for the seat.
Presidential Debate 2020: Chelsea vs. Jenna
Darehead: Which will end in lesbian sex.
“There should not be such a thing as a Big Government Republican”
Two words: Terry Schiavo
I worked for the Florida legislature when Jeb was Governor. Although he’s a nice guy, he’s still a Bush. And he did jackshit for the state of Florida. He was supposedly an education guy, but education only got worse. Sadly, though, he wasn’t that disliked. Florida WOULD elect him, and that depresses me.
You’re missing it here: Jeb in 2012, under Florida rules ( I mean the ones he used when he was Govner) will start the greatest feud between Florida and Alaska possible - look for Palin three-way videos, and Dumber and Dumberer and Dumberest spitting contests….it will be awesome….!
Jeb Bush puts the nasty in dynasty.
Cape Clod: It’s like calling Nikki Hilton the un-slutty one.
George P. “Hot Son” Bush is too pretty to be straight. I’m looking forward to that scandal when it happens!
I, for one, welcome our new Knight of Columbus overlord. Isn’t that like a Jedi Knight with the wah-wah light sword thingie?
Bush/Palin 20012! Be still my heart. Really, I think I’m having a heart attack.
the bush dynasty is playing out like a greek tragedy: will jeb end up sleeping with his mother and marrying his daughter? oy!
http://www.charlietueats.com
Yaay! Finally a Bush will lose!
the real brains behind the operation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWidr0Uwj8E
Any word on what Marvin Bush is angling for? No Bush Left Behind!
SeminoleInDior: I agree. I haz a sad.
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Man, if only George P was an attractive republican Gen-x Latino male he would have been INVALUABLE on the campaign trail for McLame… to bad he’s not and the repubs had to go all white-supremacy instead.
Wow, Chambliss, or whatever his name is, wins his runoff in Georgia and the Republicans are already getting cocky. Whoa, slow down there Jeb, the Bush name is still MUD, and will be for quite some time.
gambypants: Nah, in a Greek tragedy the protagonist learns something.
And when he grows up he can be the Ted Kennedy of white entitlement!
nurple: Horribly, in Florida, no, one won’t.
Jeb Bush For Senate: Because America Is Not Quite Fucked Enough Already.
I can see a Jonah Goldberg bestseller, timed for 2010: “The Bush Dynasty: American Hapsburgs”. Only he will write it like it’s a good thing.
Do you think there’s a whole line of Bushes sitting at the Thanksgiving table, going “If that fuckhead hadn’t…”?
AngryBlakGuy: Careful, he ran two successful gubernatorial races here. He’s a tool, possibly worse for the state and nation than Mel Martinez.
Do they allow Go-Cups on the floor of the Senate?
Nigerian Business Executive: I’ll take one for the team and be his first buttsecks
qwerty42: His name is John Ellis Bush thus, “JEB”, probably because his older brother George was too stupid to remember the difference between his little brother and the common household device they were still training him to use at seven.
actor212: Nah, they’re obtuse, fuckhead did nothing wrong in their eyes.
Yesterday he was talking about forming a Republican shadow government with which the Republicans could present alternate ideas and grind things to a halt more efficiently. And he said it without laughing or obvious sarcasm. Now he wants to be a senator? He could have been shadow President. Downgrade.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
nurple: Unless you count the 1992 and 2000 presidential elections.
the jeb / columba gene combo definitely favors the ‘y’ chromosone.
figures.
Such a shame, he would’ve made a great community organizer.
Those rumors about Jeb being the smart one must be true what with his planning to run when the Bush name is at it’s absolute nadir and all.
Watch out for young George in 2012. He may be the next Republican “It” boy, because he’s purty.
Not that I’d complain about more pictures of him on Wonkette, you understand.
nmmagayar: We can share. I don’t really care about being his first.
Amazing. Does the chimp gene travel on the Bush side or is it from Bar’s side of the family>
qwerty42: His name is John. Jeb is a nickname constructed from his initials.
I actually saw my first real life Truck Nutz dangling from a pickup in College Park, MD yesterday. I laughed so hard I almost crashed.
JDHART: We elected a queer. A closet queer, but a gay nonetheless. And now, even though he didn’t get the VP nod, we’re making him marry his beard.
What the hell is this… a Clinton and Bush fuck-up-the-world-a-thon?
Maybe Hillary should have a talk with Jeb about the meaning of the word “inevitability”. I would think that even Florida would have had enough of the Bush taint (and I mean that in all of its conotations).
He looks a lot like Ned Beatty in that pic. **insert your own Deliverance joke here**
— “A source close to [Jeb] Bush said he’ll be thoughtful and methodical about the decision-making process.” —
That’s so in the Bush tradition.
Min: I don’t think his mouth is so pretty.
Lest you think Jeb and his “shadow government” are empty polemics, here’s a little-known fact: Jeb was one of the original members of the Project for a New American Century (it’s like the Declaration of Independence for the rest of the world, only the opposite). Note that W didn’t sign it, his brother did. So wow, surprise, one of the original pre-emptive warhounds still wants a seat at the table. Kinda like ebola: it goes away for awhile, and everyone thinks it’s been eradicated. Then you hear this report of a new case popping up somewhere…
This document Jeb signed led us directly to Iraq. Just so no one forgets what the mild-mannered, Stay-Puft Bush is really about.
http://www.newamericancentury.org/statementofprinciples.htm
Let us not forget that he calls upon the power of Chang in his daily life.
Is it just me or does he look just like Huckabee’s son?
Dude, salad.
Jeb, please start your secret government now. I suggest meetings at the SkullnBones and special handshakes. You need to be supersecret about it or else everyone will find out. I suggest you take the best & brightest GOP leaders and move to a location nestled in the forests of Peru.
Jeb looks like John Candy in that photo.
I’m pretty sure the best thing that could happen to the Democratic Party is somebody with the name Bush setting themselves up as the opposition.
Like the guy in the $3000 suit has time to run for Senate, COME ON!
This man needs a beard.
Woof. George P. just sucked up all the good lucks in that family, didn’t he?
AngryBlakGuy: Haven’t you heard of the trinity? George the Father, George the Sun, Jeb the Holy Ghost?
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