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Barack Obama and his nutball friend Joe Biden attended a meeting of the National Governors Association today, which is very similar to the recent Republican Governors Association meeting except for the part in which every speaker calls the Democrats a bunch of fags multiple times. Joe Biden delivered some prepared remarks, and included in these was a nice shoutout to the third-grader from an Alaskan elementary school sitting in the back row: “And Governor Palin, your being here today sends a powerful message that when campaigns end, we are all partners in progress. Thank you.” Ha ha, as if wacky Joe Biden would actually say something so lame. He went so off-script here.
But he actually said: “And Governor Palin, I want to thank you particularly. I might point out, as I told you, we walked in. Since the race is over, no one pays attention to me at all. So I’m — maybe you will walk outside with me or something later and say hello to me,” prompting laughs from all, but an especially loud one from Gov. Kaine.
Yeah Palin, come outside with me and do some of that retard stuff you do all the time on teevee, during my fuckin’ programs. Flap them tatties around real good, ain’t that right, skankertron? Betcha top dollar Kainey over here would love that show. Jesus H. *Starts kicking children*
Obama, Biden Governors Meeting Appearance [HuffPo]
Does Palin take that Second Grade class everywhere she goes? Is that like her group of advisers or something?
PALIN SANDWICH GUESS WHO’S THE BREAD
Why should I suffer with that image alone?
Biden’s sick of you duckin’ him, man…
I love me some wacky Joe Biden. He is the Old Faithful of American politics.
“Flap them tatties around real good…”
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s going on my gravestone.
shortsshortsshorts: More like her Harajuku Girls.
shortsshortsshorts:
They’re probably all sprung from her and her daughter’s loins. I hear they’re a fertile bunch.
4tehlulz: Cheney is the white meat.
He just wants to catch a wiff of Plain’ purdy hair.
“And a shout-out to Governor Jindal. Seems like you cannot go to a governors conference or a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking . . .”
My only question is this: Why is making fun of Sarah Palin off-message?
Not to get all Bideny myself, but I love this guy. He’s got a sense of humor, like a normal human being. I’m not saying it’s a good sense of humor, but at least we know that underneath his near translucent skin there isn’t a slimy green (like money!) space alien waiting to molest little boys and fuck a lobbyist.
It’s the self-deprecation that’s the best.
That’s the prollem with most of the politicians:
They couldn’t deprecate themselves out of a paper bag.
Thanks, Joe, for the reality.
Is he suicidal? Last time somebody walked out with Palin, it was a turkey and we all know how that ended. I’m still having nightmares… Out, damn’d spot! Out, I say!
Keram2: Yeah, I second that. His sense of humour is as suspect as mine.
Keram2: Why are these things incompatible? Surely he could molest little boys, fuck lobbyists and then joke about it afterwards.
In this instance, Joe, may I call him Joe, was a modicum of decorum.
He could have come up with all manner of Scranton slang upon seeing Palin.
Keram2: MoodProcessor: If I could pick one character trait that gets me in more trouble than anything, I, too, would pick my warped sense of humor.
Today, we are all Joe the Biden.
Hopey needs to inform Biden that VPs don’t make fun of retards - it’s not done!
There goes Joe nailin’ Palin’ again…
Are we calling her the Governatrix yet? Cause we should be.
That’s what people are calling “controversial” “jokes” these days? Geez. It doesn’t count if there’s room for interpretation. Wake me up when he calls her a stupid bitch. Now, that’s gaffe I can believe in.
Prez Barry may wanna rethink the Biden thing. You know, having Joe around and all now that the mud-wrestling is over. Truth is, there ain’t shit to do in the VP’s office — nothing but an old Dick Cheney Risk game with most of the world crossed out, plus some old Dan Quayle golf books. And Joe still has political Tourette’s Syndrome, causing him to shout out stupidities now and then. Personally, I’d send him to Moscow to talk the ear off old Vlad Putin, Texas Ranger.
Nah “off message” would be Scranton’s finest requesting a 15 minute meeting with the Governor’s salmon pouch.
Governor Palin, maybe you’d like to get a room with me and Saxby.
Kind of makes me wish Spitzer was there.
mmm, whore diamonds.
Skankertron? Is that an indestructible, shapeshifting giant robot skank?
JB: More players than a ballgame in here. And there’s Sara Palin.
(Obama walks and sits down in back row with an old woman, dressed in native Pennsylvania attire. Woman and JB look at each other.)
JB: Well, I guess I’d best be getting on with my prepared remarks.
Where was Trigomy 21? He’s not out for show anymore?
swinger1121: “Salmon Pouch”?!!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Salmon Pouch?
WIN.
swinger1121: Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha salmon pouch.
swinger1121: WIN
Keram2: We can be sure Joe’s not a space alien because space aliens wouldn’t spend a nanosecond in Scranton.
According to the poll next to the article, 78% of USA Today readers think it’s spelled “Barrack”.
I would tap that, my friend.
4tehlulz: Biden and Kaine?
MoodProcessor: and last week the press is all, where is Joe Biden? Like they cant find him?
i’m pretty sure making fun of sarah is always on-message.
…ehhhhh, weak sauce. Considering the fact that Joe Biden suffers from a severe case of Tourette’s Syndrome I expected him to comment on Sarah Palin’s 10 MONTH PREGNANT DAUGHTER!!!
Mr. Herpes: I love Joe “talky mouth” Biden, go to hell.
the second graders are palin’s approved traveling press pool
http://www.charlietueats.com
Did he wink at her? Please tell me he winked at her.
Did he wink at her? You betcha!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
Uhhh…and Joe B is wondering why Mrs. Clinton is the new SoS and Hopey’s decided not to send him around the world? Well, this might be part of the reason.
Seriously, though. Good for Crazy Biden, callin’ Sarah out that way. Makes it more real.
Joe’s goin’ rogue!
WadISay: Native PA attire? Would that be plain ol’ Amish clothing, Steelers game jerseys, or Phillies 2008 World Champs t-shirts? Or, in Joe’s case, Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees hats…
Jim, stop picking on my Joe. In a future year, he will be perceived as
the sanest person in Washington.
Is anyone wondering why mooselini didn’t bring her tiny human exploitation
prop, baby Trig, or the daughter with the addiction to Louis Vuitton?
oh, every NGA meeting from now on will be a migraine. until she is
impeached or goes to prison on her many ethical violations.
saxby chambliss. bah. it’s GA. what does one expect? there are many sane
people there, but they still do not out-vote the nitwiterati.
AngryBlakGuy: “Sarah Palin’s 10 MONTH PREGNANT DAUGHTER!!!”
Haven’t you heard? Bristol is due in 2012. Running mate TBA.
Compared to his predecessor, Joe Biden is the second coming of Charlie Chaplin.
villageatrois: When is the wedding??? I’ve been waiting and waiting.