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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

December 2, 2008

Meet Your New Commerce Secretary: Bill Richardson

by Juli Weiner  

  • This global warming has gotten so bad that ships can now pass through the “Northwest Passage,” which didn’t even previously exist except on advanced levels of the Oregon Trail. [Matthew Yglesias]
  • Stately, plump Bill Richardson will be Obama’s new Commerce Secretary! [Politico]
  • Joe Biden complains to Sarah Palin that no one pays attention to him anymore. It is literally impossible to overstate how much she empathizes with him. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Nota Bene: Recovering British person Christopher Hitchens prefers the name “Bombay” to “Mumbai.” [The Corner]
  • Al Franken has won his latest battle with Minnesota, as more absentee ballots are going to be counted and there’s nothing Norm Coleman can do about it. Except counter-sue. [HuffPost]

{ 34 comments }

Min December 2, 2008 at 3:42 pm

I wish Bill had gotten the SOS nod instead of Hillary, but, alas, no. Still glad to see he’s in the Cabinet. That early endorsement ought to be worth something, after all.

sanantonerose December 2, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Ay yi yi yi yiiiii! We can get this economy rolling again with an old fashioned taco eating contest!

rubyji December 2, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Richardson would have been SUCH a better SecState. Maybe at least this keeps him in line for when Clinton inevitably has to be fired after starting WW III.

Chicagobama December 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm

A “Ulysses” reference? Be still, my heart!

wheelie December 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Juli wins the Wonkette Elitist of the Week award for the James Joyce reference.

ManchuCandidate December 2, 2008 at 3:55 pm

I agree with Hitch. Bombay Sapphire Gin sounds better than Mumbai Sapphire Gin.

azw88 December 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm

Obama is raiding Western states of their governors! Who’s next, AAhhhnaud? (he may be a repub, but he is married to a Kennedy!)

Soon, the Western US will be void of gubernatorial leadership, and he will then sell back lands ceded to the US under the treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo in 1848 and sell Alaska back to the Russians (Sarah P can annouy the shit out of them for a change).

It is how Obama plans to balance the budget, down-sizing the US and selling off assets. It works when companies try to avoid bankruptcy, it might work for the US.

finallyhappy December 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm

Oregon trail- the educational geography game my kids played?!?!? I am old.

Borat December 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm

If Coleman’s gonna lose, who gets his boyfriends apartment in DC?

nurple December 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm

AZW – this has often occured to me. Companies are constantly selling pieces off with no shame. Why not countries?

Heywood Floyd December 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm

I’m still pissed about the whole “Istanbul not Constantinople” affair.

actor212 December 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Nooooooooooooooo! Random wingnut theory tells us that the Northwest Passage didn’t get bigger, but ships got skinnier.

4tehlulz December 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Leave to drunken imperialist fucks like Hitchens and the Corner to rub salt in India’s wound after a terrorist attack. Assholes.

Min December 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm

I’m so embarassed. I didn’t get the James Joyce reference. :-\

qwerty42 December 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Et introibo ad altare Dei

azw88 December 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm

[re=189239]finallyhappy[/re]: Educational.. yup, that is where Sarah Palin learned her hunting skills killing off buffalo by the ton, only to find you could only carry back a few hundred pounds.

It was also one of the few games where if you were a banker you were toast!

qwerty42 December 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm

“Al Franken has won his latest battle with Minnesota”
so the Saxby vs Martin threat becomes more dire (what with the plans to seize all the guns and enact the radical Obama agenda)

freakishlystrong December 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Yep, bad shit happens when countries go and change names, I mean, look at Siam…

Aloysius December 2, 2008 at 4:11 pm

[re=189260]freakishlystrong[/re]: That shit with Siam is totally Yul Brynner’s fault.

shanemcgowan December 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Christopher Hitchens is a tool. By the way, I read Kathryn Lopez’ defense of Saxby Chambliss while I was checking out the Hitchens post. Shameless. That “urban legend” shit doesn’t work anymore. The intertubes let us look this stuff up.

WIDTAP December 2, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Damn Cannucks think just because the Northwest Passage is in their internal waters that they ought to have some sort of rights over it. Next they will be saying their control of 1/3 of the world’s supply of fresh water is their right because it is their resources too.

This is the sort of uppity ‘tude you get when you let Michal J. Fox in and don’t demand that Brendan Fraser pick a side.

TGY December 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Ah for the days when the VP was basically a hat-stand or coat rack or somesuch. “Here, hold this.”

So, B.R. has chosen to end his political career as commerce secretary. That neatly wraps up the loose ends.

ShamWow December 2, 2008 at 4:42 pm

[re=189245]Heywood Floyd[/re]: So’s they might be giants

P.T.T. December 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm

[re=189228]Chicagobama[/re]: “A “Ulysses” reference? Be still, my heart!” yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

ericblair December 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm

I have to agree with lushy Hitch on this one: “Mumbai” sounds like a mumbled farewell by a half-awake one-night stand who can’t be bothered to get up and let you out.

Strangefellow December 2, 2008 at 4:53 pm

You have died of dysentery.

Bah, Bill would’ve made a better SecState, but at least he’s in the Cabinet.

obfuscator December 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm

You’ve eaten too many hobo beans and have died from dysentery

gjdodger December 2, 2008 at 5:16 pm

John McCain wants to change the name of Mumbai to “Bomb-Bomb-Bomb, Bomb-Bomb-Bombay.”

Neon Trotsky December 2, 2008 at 5:17 pm

In an ironic note, Mumbai might be able to thank these terrorist attacks for finally popularizing that name over Bombay.

(Double irony: the spell-check function on my computer has placed a red “U R RONG” line under Mumbai, but not Bombay…)

hornblower December 2, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Five yrs. ago I was in Sarahland and a naturalist explained how the Northwest Passage was opening up.
All I could think of was Spencer Tracy in buckskin like in that movie.
Anyway it is not new news and may have some positive effects. I hate to say that with global warming hysteria abroad in the land.

nosnikreplliw December 2, 2008 at 6:33 pm

he’s the new president of shopping!

Shmucky DeFukhed December 2, 2008 at 7:26 pm

Joe Biden complains to Sarah Palin that no one pays attention to him anymore.

Who was paying attention to him before?

gjdodger December 2, 2008 at 11:38 pm

[re=189506]Shmucky DeFukhed[/re]: +1

BobLoblawLawBlog December 3, 2008 at 5:36 am

[re=189228]Chicagobama[/re]: Yours and mine both! I thought my husband and I were the only people to quote from the Good Book (it was, after all, how I landed him). Good thing I didn’t meet Ms. Weiner first; the giggles her last name induces in me might have put a future marriage asunder.

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