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Barack Obama Has A Special Gift For America’s Leaders!

Country above self!Handjobs. Handjobs for everyone. [New York Times]


1:30 PM on Tue December 2 2008
By Sara K. Smith
922 Views

  1. Juan McMaverick says at 1:31 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    As long as Jergens is used, I’m in.

  2. sanantonerose says at 1:31 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Well, OK. But I’m a 3 finger girl.

  3. StephanieInCA says at 1:33 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Excellent. Although I prefer last week’s spate of “Obama taps Clinton” headlines myself.

  4. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:34 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    …brings an entirely new meaning to “reaching across the aisle” doesn’t it?!

  5. My governor doesn’t deserve a handjob.

  6. RandomNickname says at 1:37 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    No no no…. that would be Quick RELEASE for Governors.

  7. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:37 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    BREAKING NEWS: Charlie Crist has called off his wedding and is heading to Washington to caucus with Barack Obama and discuss “quick relief”!

  8. Does the Handjobs for Governors program include Palin?

  9. Wait your turn, Arnie. I only have two hands and two feet.

  10. Now This is my kind of Wonkette post. Thank you Sara!

  11. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:40 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    sanantonerose: …once you go “Ba-rack” you never go “Back”!

  12. Handjobs are the perfect legislative tool. They are a compromise that satisfies no one and accomplishes nothing.

  13. sanantonerose: Just FYI, from the Google:

    Results 1 - 10 of about 91,000 for fisting sarah palin. (0.25 seconds)

  14. shanemcgowan says at 1:46 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    A happy ending we can believe in.

  15. Carrie_Okie says at 1:48 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    In related Senator on Governor action:
    http://www.memeorandum.com/081202/p29#a081202p29

    It’s an Alaskastani Cat Fight. Mreeeeow!

  16. gambypants says at 2:00 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Fiber O—bamas has marketing potential for quick relief, for ANYONE.

    http://www.charlietueats.com

  17. Rev. Juan MessyCan says at 2:13 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Glad-handing… where do I get in line?

    And if I give $5 to Detroit can I have a BJ instead?

  18. Rev. Juan MessyCan says at 2:14 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    And by Detroit I don’t mean that methy hustler who got to the corner and was dismayed that there was already a Dakota working it.

  19. Citizen Kang says at 2:19 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    sanantonerose:

    That’s great because that’s what I’m sporting with 2 to spare.

  20. Jukesgrrl says at 2:19 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Are the govs working the bathroom stalls, or are those strictly for the Senate?

  21. tiny mexican says at 2:23 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    You see Tim Kaine?? You see what you would be getting if you’d been on the ticket??

  22. Is Barry ambidextrous? I forget.

  23. sanantonerose says at 2:35 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Citizen Kang: Spare? I’ll put those to work, too. No finger unemployment!

  24. actor212 says at 2:41 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    I don’t think his hands are big enough for me!

    I mean, small enough…

  25. Juan McMaverick says at 2:44 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    sanantonerose: THAT’S Change I can believe in. Or at least get a chubby from.

  26. Citizen Kang says at 4:08 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    sanantonerose:

    YES WE CAN!!!

  27. IonaTrailer says at 5:56 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    just gimme the $20 and shut the fuck up

  28. Scandalabra says at 6:38 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Everything about this gubernatorial pep talk points to a happy ending.

  29. rocktonsammy says at 6:55 pm, December 2nd, 2008

    Hand jobs?

    Betcha Sarah sat up in her chair out of reflex.

  30. robanybody says at 12:32 am, December 3rd, 2008

    In AZ, our new GOP gov-to-be deserves the BACK of somebody’s hand. Would that be considered an S&M version of the same thing?

  31. travellabyrinth says at 3:57 am, December 3rd, 2008

    StephanieInCA: While it’s true that the president tapped her, it is important to remember that in her secretary role she will serve at the pleasure of the president.

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