Oh well looky here! Two (2) brave Wonkette readers have sent us photographs of the night sky showing a frowning Space Jesus in North America and a happy lil’ Sky Monster in “the nation most likely to be confused with Thailand.” To your left you see the adorable Taiwanese sky, pictured at about 7:30pm local time yesterday. Paul, who sent us this picture, would like to remind you that Taiwan is in the northern hemisphere, so no bellyaching from you Americans and Canadians about how God just likes the down-under peoples better. In truth he just prefers those nations where people wear slippers around the house instead of keeping on their street shoes like common slobs.
And then here is our frowny American sky, which has a sad because it just learned the economy went into recession a year ago. And that, friends, concludes this post, which has almost nothing to do with politics or “DC Gossip.”
Thank you to Mel and Paul for the nice pictures.
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I don’t like those beady little eyes staring out me.
It’s just another Wal-Mart advertisement.
I’m pretty sure that the whole thing is an ad for Nick, Jr.
Doo-doo-DOOOOO!!
It’s looks like Space Jesus got punched in his right eye and it is half-closed. Wait, is that a backwards B?
They hate us for our greedy hogging of moon space, which we get in HD, while in Pakistan they are forced to look at a sliver of it thru a pinhole.
Why does Jesus stand on his head in North America?
The American sky needs to get laid.
that’s no moon…
I saw these stars/planets with the moon last night, and just thought it was an omen of the upcoming reelection of that Georgia shitheel.
Rev. Wright was right.
“The Baby Jesus is sad with America for electing Obama.” I can hear the right wing whining now. Probably Pastor Swank will be the first to go there.
The American sky is a sideways smiley because we have been infected with the interwebs.
And that, friends, concludes this post, which has almost nothing to do with politics or “DC Gossip.”
Or assfucking.
the first one bears a striking resemblance to Jim Lehrer.
[re=188734]Borat[/re]: I thought Jupiter and Venus looked more like nips, is it just me?
[re=188765]graceless[/re]: If those are nips then the “smile” is actually…cooter!
This was a big hit with the family last night. Picked the kids up from the rink and we had to drive all around town looking at the giant frowny face…they were convinced if we approached it from the correct angle, they could “turn that frown, upside down”.
Sorry kids, this is real life….the MAN IS FROWNING AT YOU FROM HEAVEN, GET OVER IT!!!!!
Astrology is giving us the thizz face.
Taiwan’s free view of outer space probably has astrological pr0n as well, unlike our free American outer space.
Taiwan Space Jesus has such a cute little anime face! I want a sweat drop to comically roll down the side of the entire sky.
Space Jesus emoticon:
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That’s only a frown if you look at it upside-down. Right side up, the moon looks like a Viking helmet, which means it’s the fat lady singing. So it’s over.
I totally saw that yesterday evening, and thought of you, Wonkette.
Silly phools! The stars, moon, the sun all revolve around the earth. Copernicus, Galileo, and all of those old fuckers have it wrong! Sky-Jeebus is frowning down up us for believing in creationism, the solar system, and not voting for McCain. Just ask Palin, they see sky-Jeebus all of the time for 1/2 of the year, and they have never seen him so sad!
What would The Pumpernickel think about this?
All right, can we now get back to the real subject matter of this blog? Which is principal motor routes of Pennsylvania, and some country known as “Canada.”
[re=188794]randomsausage[/re]: No mention. I checked.
“the nation most likely to be confused with Thailand.”
Taiwan has trannies too?
This is obviously what a Russian head-rearing looks like.
We were warned!
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[re=188794]randomsausage[/re]: Yes! And how will Miller somehow link this back to his crappy blog? I’m all atwitter with anticipation!
[re=188810]4tehlulz[/re]: Khratoi, chai-mai?
[re=188807]shanemcgowan[/re]: BTW, the picture is too small for me to tell, but is that The Moberlys in your avatar? Because that would be pretty cool.
[re=188810]4tehlulz[/re]: The most famous Taiwanese tranny is, I believe, Jar-Jar Binks.
[re=188842]p-Sludge ofTheElves[/re]: Jar-Jar’s accent was retard Jamaican. Unfortunately he went full retard….hence no Oscar.
Wait, I take off my shoes at the front door. Why no space smiley for me?
Isn’t it time for McDonalds to do that Mac the Knife moonguy advertisement again?
Notonly is it frowning. It’s so depressed it’s having a lie down.
Canadians totally doff their outdoor shoes at the door, like all civilized people. I will never get how you yanks can just tromp around on someone’s carpet in your sneakers.
I got a photo of our happy sky. Suck it, America!
I have some photos for you
http://www.flickr.com/photos/craftsfromtheheart/
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