Government To Offer Worthless Porn-Free Internet For Free

The FCC has announced a bold new socialist plan to provide wireless Internet all over America, for free! But it won't have any pr0n, so Americans won't actually use this free gift. Also, it will be hella slow, as it will be operated by wireless companies forced to do so, by the government, and in competition with the for-profit porn Internet wireless service, which will be super fast. [ Silicon Valley Insider / Wall Street Journal ]