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K-LOAD: Mouth-breathing fart-sack Kathryn Jean Lopez has posted a confusing new Word Jumble, in which she claims that Prop. 8, the Mormons’ financial assault on California homosexuals, “won by the same margin as Barack Obama did in that state.” Obama crushed McCain 61%-37% in California, while Prop. 8 squeaked by with 52%. [Andrew Sullivan]
What? You expect a girl to do math? GOP wimmins ain’t allowed to know about no numberz.
The Mind of K-Overfed:
52-48% = 4%
61%-37% = 24%
Both numbers have 4 in it. Therefore 4% = 24%. Ipsofatso, Prop 8 won by a landslide.
I think what we have here is a case of voter transubstantiation.
K-Lo sez: Math iz hardz.
“Mouth-breathing fart-sack Kathryn Jean Lopez” Can we get a new topic, I think we’re done here.
You see, this is exactly what happens when you allow gays to teach math.
freakishlystrong: While loading a townhall post, there will always be an occasional discharge.
So you can go here and hit the “epic fail” button and then the “obama wins” button to get the entirety of my response.
Simony: I’m just sayin’ that’s brilliant is all…
This is the new math being taught as part of No Child Left Behind
To be totally accurate, it’s fat, unibrowed, mouth-breathing fart-sack Kathryn Jean Lopez.
If you hug her, is she like a bagpipe filled with old eggs and mildew? I don’t want to hug her if that’s the case.
Take THAT fart-sack. Obama has a sign-up sheet for those who he will force first into gay-marrying. I signed you up.
ManchuCandidate: Yes! And 4×8=24! Doesn’t it?
ManchuCandidate: Therefore: the B - 24 photo? (A ‘fart-sack’ was one of those pitch or tar-treated sleeping bags that one could collapse into an alice pack or evasion kit.)
I support gay marriage because I am for all forms of ridicule and denigration of the oppressive institution of matrimony. I can hardly wait until when it’s legalized and the gays feel comfortable about camping up the ceremony, with guys in white gowns and girls in tuxedoes. Pleeze bring it on! The taste will be bittersweet but mostly sweet.
freakishlystrong: I agree. Especially when you consider all of her other deficiencies. Ken could have called her an addled, sanctimonious, fetus hugging wind bag or a Santorum fellating, Bush rimming, brain vomiter, but mouth breathing, fart sack pretty much ties it up in one fat ugly package.
I’m in favor of ectopic anal pregnancies, myself. How do you think George the First and Barbara conceived little GW? If you knew that asshole was conceived in one, wouldn’t you want it to be legal - at least retroactively in a few states if not all of them?
As horrible as divorce can be you’d think the Republicans would want gay people to be able to marry. Free suffering for everyone fits into the GOP platform nicely. In fact, not allowing gay people to marry is nurturing and protective. By that measure the GOP is pro-gay.
Ha ha, I see what you did there. You totally crushed that useless fucking idiot without going “there” (calling her fat.) You are awesome and my hero on this horrible day where mouth-breathers everywhere would crush a man to get $30 off a shitty DVD player. Two good reasons to hate people: K-Overfed and her fellow mouth-breathers. Amen.
Thanks for typing “mouth breathing fart sack.”
I’ve been a little depressed since Nicole lost
the baby on Days of our Lives.
It’s just been a rough couple of days you know?
K-Lo, the walking Dutch oven.
the people who are against gay marriage generally support forced marriage. E.g., Bristol’s and Hockydude’s shotgun wedding (whatever happened to that anyway?).
Which is really worse? I’m pretty sure there has never been a forced gay marriage.
Surely we don’t have to be Mormon to be outraged. I make no statement about their recruitment strategies when I say, watching California, “We’re all Mormons now.”
Oh, right — just that some of us are more excommunicated than others. When religions aren’t free to practice discrimination, we’re all oppressed.
SayItWithWookies: If I’m Mormon, I want my virgins now.
grendel: Even new math won’t get you that result. You have to use alchemy.