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It’s an annual tradition for the lucky AP photographer assigned to cover George W. Bush’s Turkey Pardoning Ceremony to take the president’s photo at the most awkward possible nanosecond and then order Drudge to rapidly disseminate the winning shot. While the most famous Immature George W. Bush Turkey Pardoning Ceremony AP Photo will always be the one in which the grateful turkey is giving Bush a blowjob, this year’s winner — and the last ever! — has the photographer channeling that hillbilly ass-rape scene from Deliverance, with the aide clampin’ “city boy” down while Bush fixes to take off them britches. [Drudge Report]
ANCIENT TRADITIONS
…this article gives an entirely new meaning to “Stuffing the Turkey”.
Cone-of-death isn’t looking so bad now, is it?
Following Bush’s gaze easily confirms his sexual preferences.
“Georgie like candy.”
That turkey shore has a purty mouth…
Is Bush drooling in that photo? I mean, more than usual?
What is the deal with pardoning all these white turkeys (see previous turkey pardon post pics)? They look like big white chickens. Is it gonna take a President Barry to pardon turkeys of color?
AngryBlakGuy:
Or wondering what the gravy is really made of.
he’s got a real pretty beak on him, don’t he?
FMA: Damn you!
Turkey tang????????!!!!!!
Having Ned Beatty flashbacks.
But then! Maybe Hopey shows up like Burt Reynolds to kill motherfuckers with his bow and arrow.
[insert penis euphemism here]
…Jim, can we get a “Cloaca Fucking” tag?
Servo: He’s totally making a Cheney Face, oh god so repellent.
ManchuCandidate: …LoL, bit on the salty side isn’t it?!
He’s seriously ticklin’ his giblets.
Ten minutes after this photo was taken, the turkey was found drowned in his attic.
‘Hold’em down, this turkey’s gonna get it in Gitmo, heh heh heh.’
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Cheney is off camera, buttering the corn of another tom.
Nobody ass-rapes like a hillbilly. For excellence, always go to the source: get your gin from England, your vodka for Russia, and your ass-rape from West Virginia.
It’s a good thing Bush doesn’t have something important that needed his attention during this non-event — like an economic meltdown or a couple of foreign wars — or we’d all be seriously fucked.
When will they stop this turkey pardon BS.
If it were me . “ That turkey looks good. Off with it’s head.”
“Squeal like a … Tom?”
News today-
1. Obama, barely three weeks after the election, has an economic team at work.
2. Dubya pardons then buttseckes a turkey.
He actually looks as though he’s about to ass-rape the aide.
If you look really closely at the photo, you can see Cheney in the background, using his abnormally large incisors to disembowel a live turkey.
Does Laura trib the hens?
The turkey: “Is it more honorable to die at a turkey farm in Alaska in front of Sarah Palin, or be granted freedom to poop on the White House lawn in front of Dubya?”
Either way its a foul choice, but I’ll go with F-R-E-E-D-O-M.
Poor Dubya, he heard that he was to take part in a turkey pardoning ceremony and thought he was the one getting the pardon.
At least the dude has the courtesy to give the turkey an enthusiastic reach-around.
Rudolph Hess is being particularly helpful to the President today!
WagTehGod: Actually, it’s probably a good thing he’s only doing turkey pardoning photo shoots because his getting involved in anything going on right now will only make things worse.
Who IS that poor guy holding the bird? The official bird wrangler? Owner of the turkey? Inquiring minds…
“… and then order Drudge to rapidly distribute the disseminating money-shot.”
So, my friend made a funny so many years ago, in the Hoagy’s.
The sign said “Party Platters - for the Discriminating Host.”
He quipped:
“Panty Parters - for the Disseminating Host.”
I keep thinking about Rachel Maddow telling us last night that the turkeys from the same ranch who weren’t pardoned are destined to be on the menus at Subway sandwich shops.
S’plody.
OK, I’ll take the obligatory cheap shot, since no one ele is willing to sink this low.
“Which one is the turkey?”
And is that Jack McBrayer, the page from 30 Rock, holding that large white bird?
and apparently the turkeys are flown cross-country from Washington, DC, to Disneyland: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_pl162
Turkey in the groin is the best, but what is up with this Bush n turkey pic? Is he strangling it or performing a mind meld?
I’d hit it.
God damn, he’s eying that turkey like Mark Foley would eye a fourteen-year-old boy in a gold lamé thong.
sanantonerose: Well, it’s pretty much the same way he handles the White House interns.
Next year, the 12th Imam will be pardoning a little lamb.
That turkey is stuffed with liquid cocaine.
Orrin Hatch brought about this Thanksgiving miracle.
If this is a just world Bush will be eating cockmeat sandwiches in Gitmo this time next year.
You know, in college, I was in a room full of guys watching porn, and a woman walked in, and the look on everyone’s face was exactly the same as that on the aides face.
sanantonerose: If he is, I feel sorry for the turkey.
sanantonerose: In a Bush mind meld, the turkey would get the short straw. “Think deeply. My Pet Goat, My Precious Pet Goat …”.
The Station Manager: Foley was never that particular. I mean about the thong.
Nice puppy.
What is wrong with Bush’s jaw? He does this weird spastic moving his jaw from side to side deal. It seems uncontrollable. TMJ problems? It hurts and makes anatomical sounds when I do it. Maybe he had to open his mouth too wide and its never been the same.
Also, I would call this an Erotic Turkey Petting Event. Could they get more gay on Pumpkin’s back?