Wonkette
The news has decided to stop today, because Thanksgiving is tomorrow. So uh here is a video clip from when was it, the other day, when John McCain gave his first press conference since the Presidential election. Once again we must remark on how much more relaxed and normal-seeming he is now that he no longer has to fear actually winning the public office he spent his whole life looking forward to losing. Also WHAT’S UP CAMERA GUY AROUND THE ONE-MINUTE MARK. [First Read, MSNBC]
Believing he has been elected President, John McWalnuts proceeded to outline his seven point strategy for making it to the potty on time in case of another emergency. His last attempt was unsuccessful.
Although… He still hasn’t quite admitted that he knows as well as every last person who voted for Obama that Palin was a nightmare. I think that’s why he got so comfortable with the idea of losing.
Does Cindy throw an ashtray at his head if he forgets to pick up her Percocet prescription form Walmart? Maybe its not an ashtray, but a table lamp.
Yeah, he’s more his normal self. Whoever that is.
Compared to Palin, he’s a Loveable Has-been as opposed to a Nutjob Nobody.
so that rotating/loading double-NBC rainbow - is that like two peacocks doin’ in rong?
slavojzizek: Yeah, I think he wanted *her* to lose. Country First, that Walnuts! I’ll give him that.
The camera man just wanted a photo of McCain’s ass.
Damn. I was hoping Walnuts would turn around and do a Sean Penn on his ass.
Dear Cameraman, the guy spent FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, DAMMIT! in ‘Nam..that was risky.
I would have liked it better if the guy in the background had cut the head off of something.
I know it seems like forever since we’ve seen Walnuts! up close and personal, but damn his cheekjowl thing has grown. I keep expecting a baby velociraptor to pop out, a la Alien, and run screaming from the room.
It was one thing when Cindy made out with the Michael Bolton-looking guy. But when she blew the cameraman at her husband’s first post-defeat news conference — it’s hard to focus while suddenly and surprisingly being fellated by a would-be FLILF — it was obvious that being denied the opportunity to be First Lady had triggered a drug relapse and a related bout of abject sluttiness.
OMG! When he takes the camera away from his face… IT’S OLBERMANN!!
McCain : row of flags and podium :: moth : flame.
That’s not just some random conference room.
It was brought to us direct from the posh Georgetown Office Of Not The President Elect.
Oh no, is he suspending his campaign again?
queeraselvis v 2.0: I KNOW! I totally wanted to comment about that! His Walnut pouch is IN FULL EFFECT! He’s storing them up for the winter of his discontent. …er incontinent[z].
Borat: He’s retooling. He’s going to bring out Michele Bachmann as his running mate.
Looks like he just broke into the conference room at the Days Inn in Skaggsville, MD. Thank God he remembered to bring along his flags.
But it would have been more entertaining with dying turkeys in the background.
He’s going to kill himself right? He tries to give a press conference and all people can ask him about is Sarah Palin, who he still has to pretend was not a flaming mistake. I think we’re about 2 more months of “Senator, what about Palin 2012?” before Mac just opens the window of his office and steps out. I am assuming 3rd story or higher.
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ok the camera guy looks edited in. You know what I think this is? Its footage from “Real World: McCain Campaign” but one of Joel McHale’s people has been edited in as this “cameraman” just to make some kind of joke.
he is not a horrible person. we would all be a lot better off if he had been president for the last eight years. thanks GOP for nominating an idiot when the real mc cain was available.
OMG!!! ThAT’S NoT A COnFERenCE ROOm!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The camera man is clearly the offspring of Keith Olberman and Leonardo DiCaprio.
p-Sludge ofTheElves:
How about we get Bachmann, Palin, Katherine Harris, Malkin, and Coulter, together to form some DC version of the Pussycat Dolls (Walnuts can be their onstage gimp.). Then maybe people will start listening to those GOP “solutions” that the party has suddenly discovered in defeat.
The cameraman is taking photos of turkeys being slaughtered on the other side of the room.
Wow, his special effects budget is gonzo now the election is dust. That hair! That skin!
Physical conservative? He said physical conservative. The 2nd time it sounded more like fiscal, but I’m not 100% convinced that he knows the difference.
I really feel like we’ve dodged a bullet.
Capitol Hillbilly: “he is not a horrible person.”
That is a debateable point. Some of us have issues with his smearing other POWs, which comes off as more than a little distasteful considering how fast he was to tell them everything he know (without them laying a finger on him).