Joint Chiefs Chairman Cancels His Sexy Naked XXXmas Party

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Adm. Mike Mullen, and his lovely wife, "Mrs. Mike," are canceling their annual Christmas soiree for various local warlords and celebrities such as Kid Rock -- Because Of The Recession. Curses! We had just purchased our Barry Goldwater costumes, too. Instead, "the Mullens will host a small gathering for wounded service members, their families, and the families of the fallen." Oh that is soWashingtonof them, hiding behind the pwecious SOLDIERS. Will Kid Rock be there, though? [ Washington Whispers ]