- Bitter Mike Huckabee thinks that Palin was selected over him as McCain’s doomed vice president girlfriend because she “looks better in stilettos.” [New Yorker]
- Looks like the impossibly named Saxby Chambliss is only two points ahead of Jim Martin. [HuffPost]
- Sloppily conceived parody Ted Haggard is back! And it feels so good to be mounting the pulpit again. [Yahoo News]
- Noted racist Virgil Goode has officially lost to Tom Periello in Virginia. Goode is now seeking a recount. [Daily Kos]
- The NSA listened in on Tony Blair’s British phone calls to the former President of Iraq, all of which were conducted here. [TPMMuckraker]
- BONUS LINK: Here is Wonkette Associate Editor Sara K. Smith — sans “K” — discussing last week’s news of the good, bad and nonexistent varieties. [Weekend America]
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Palin may look better in stilettos, but Huck has bigger tits.
That’s not right because Sarah goes barefoot and stays in the kitchen. If it were a stilleto contest, Mac would have picked Rudy.
[re=184880]4tehlulz[/re]: Used to. Breast reduction surgery worked wonders for Huck.
[re=184885]RushLickBall[/re]: He did pick him. But everyone else realized he was defective and smelled like piss. They wouldn’t let him keep it.
Ha ha, suck it Sexy Chablis: http://www.ajc.com/services/content/printedition/2008/11/22/ballots.html
I’m mildly aroused listening to Sara on Weekend America–hating on GM execubots, comparing the Repubs to Woolly Mammoths and shitting on teh dumbening of US America yout while sounding articulate.
I think Ted Haggard may disagree with Huck’s point.
Also, Virgil Goode will win cause the “recount” will take into account the 3/5 compromise, as is appropriate.
Sara sounds vaguely midwestern — like the girls in Milwaukee who I use to lure back to my room with promises of beer and sausage.
Actually, Huck….you were just too damn Jesusy.
Sarah gives the NASCAR dads a good Madonna/Whore complex.
I hear that Bush met today Nobel prize winners, including Paul Krugman. I hope Krugman does something unhinged for once.
How can we tell who looks better in stilettos without a side-by-side comparison?
For people who trust in the will of the LORD as much as they do, these fundies sure lash out when His will doesn’t conform to theirs. But then it must be confusing when Baby Jesus tells you to run for president and lose.
[re=184919]hopebong[/re]: Upon meeting his nemesis, Krugman will blush and offer a limp handshake as the wee runs down his leg.
Sara, I’m glad you don’t have the extra ‘h’ at the end of your name, otherwise I’d get you confused with the bad Sarah.
The funny pastor dude that likes to snort crank and,
get banged by the roided out gay prostitute dude,
has managed to pull off the seemingly impossible,
“return from homo”.
Suhweet.
“Bitter Mike Huckabee thinks that Palin was selected over him as McCain’s doomed vice president girlfriend because she “looks better in stilettos.”
Maybe. But I don’t think she looks better than
Joe Lieberman in stilettos.
That’s not why Palin was chosen, Huckabee, and you know it!
NOBODY looks better in stilettos than you!
[re=184955]Sans the Diaper[/re]: Just tell me it’s not the neck thing he has workin’, please?
Not going to go for the “mounting the pulpit.”
I’ve been way past that for quite some time.
OK, I don’t know how good Huckabee Hound looks in stilettos, but I’m betting Governor Cristr looks better and has more practice walking in them.
And I am officialy and completely OVER the Snorg girl.
I’ve totally ‘worked it out’ with American Apparel.
I dealt with the nightmare of MySpace design years ago by gouging out my eyes with a pointy stick.
My seeing-eye dog does all my typing for me now and I find her very reliable. She types for me; I treat her really well.
(NOE HE DOESNOT DE BAZTARD – DOG)
Mike Huckabee is what John McCain was: that GOP figure whose politics I generally know I hate, but gosh darn it, isn’t that lil’ contrarian streak cute? And those lil’ cheeks? Awwwwww.
Two years or so of a Fox News show, even on Saturday, should bleach out the likeability.
And no one who likes food likes Subway. Seriously.
By the way, Juli, when a poll is not only commissioned by one’s own party but has a margin of error twice that of the margin of lead, we needn’t hear about it. No reason to get too much Pinko hope up ’round these parts.
Huck and Ted need an adventure together!
Zhu Bajie
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