If The $700 Billion-But-Somehow-Still-Tawdry Shoe Fits
Bitter Mike Huckabee thinks that Palin was selected over him as McCain's doomed vice president girlfriend because she "looks better in stilettos." [ New Yorker ]
Looks like the impossibly named Saxby Chambliss is only two points ahead of Jim Martin. [ HuffPost ]
Sloppily conceived parody Ted Haggard is back! And it feels so good to be mounting the pulpit again. [ Yahoo News ]
Noted racist Virgil Goode has officially lost to Tom Periello in Virginia. Goode is now seeking a recount. [ Daily Kos ]
The NSA listened in on Tony Blair's British phone calls to the former President of Iraq, all of which were conducted here . [ TPMMuckraker ]
BONUS LINK: Here is Wonkette Associate Editor Sara K. Smith -- sans "K" -- discussing last week's news of the good, bad and nonexistent varieties. [ Weekend America ]