Obama Picks Some Nobody For Treasury

Well this is terribly disappointing! After a veritabletwo weeksof post-election speculation about our future Secretary of the Treasury, with an endless parade of sexist buffoons and kindly forest-giants to choose from, Barack Obama goes for some dude named Tim Geithner who appears to be of normal stature and possessed of no serious personality defects. YAWN.

Let's review:

• President of the New York Fed.

• Youngish.

• Not bad-looking.

• Has worked for the Treasury for a million years, since 1988, under five different Secretaries.

JESUS CHRIST HE IS GIVING US NOTHING TO WORK WITH HERE. We'll just have to hope Obama goes with the half-Mexican womanizer for Commerce, as threatened.

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