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FRIDAY IS TEEVEE TIME!

Chris Matthews Returns To Daytime TeeVee Show After Sex Assault of Lesbian Hostess


There is an ENTIRE WORLD you are apparently missing if you don’t sit at home all day watching the daytime teevee programs. For Example: There is a show called Ellen which consists of political personalities such as Barack Obama and Chris Matthews doing a retarded dance. Then there are commercials, probably for weight-loss schemes or super-big toilets. [YouTube]


2:53 PM on Fri November 21 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Jukesgrrl says at 2:59 pm, November 21st, 2008

    I guess Ellen thinks intelligence is linked to head size because she called Tweety “brilliant.” He’ll take on Specter for sure now (and expect poor Ellen to campaign for him). Ellen in Wilkes-Barre. I can’t wait. On second thought, maybe she would bring in the Happy Valley vote.

  2. Dude, I invented that move. I knew I should’ve patented it.

  3. Bagglio Ordonez says at 3:03 pm, November 21st, 2008

    The best part of daytime teevee is the diabeetus guy.

  4. freakishlystrong says at 3:04 pm, November 21st, 2008

    Gawd, at least he didn’t date rape her again, that was embarrassin’

  5. Bagglio Ordonez says at 3:05 pm, November 21st, 2008

    P.S. I have an unhealthy love for Ellen. Must be that she is the forbidden fruit.

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 3:09 pm, November 21st, 2008

    For fun, Chris Matthews hires himself out as a clown on weekends and ruins little girls’ birthday parties with depictions of animal balloon interspecies mating accompanied by his horrible, horrible laugh.

  7. Crow T. Robot says at 3:09 pm, November 21st, 2008

    I put my Samantha Brown travel show on mute for that?

  8. Bagglio Ordonez: I love her too, and I’m a hetrosexual girl. Does that mean my love is healthy?

  9. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:12 pm, November 21st, 2008

    Tweeties have needs too, Ellen. SO unfair.

  10. Hopey and Gropey in the same town. How I love the District of Columbia.

  11. Delicious says at 3:16 pm, November 21st, 2008

    No, Chris Matthews!

  12. See? See? White men CAN’T dance! Particularly with lesbians. Ellen probably wanted to lead.

    I can’t wait till she invites Orrin Hatch on the show!!

  13. Would you please identify the aria because I can’t recollect and that bothers me?

  14. Bagglio Ordonez says at 3:23 pm, November 21st, 2008

    Mustang: My obsession only unhealthy in the sense that I have a Google news feed dedicated to whenever she shows up. I think Portia DiRossi might have something to do with my fascination.

  15. My favourite commercial is the Hoveround Rolling Toilet.

  16. Toomush Infermashun says at 4:05 pm, November 21st, 2008

    Why is Chris massaging his own nipples, talking about love..? OMG, it’s 4:05 PM! I should have been drinking for at least five minutes of this cocktail hour….

  17. Toomush Infermashun says at 4:06 pm, November 21st, 2008

    BTW, do lesbian titties give off electric sparks…? I’ve always wanted to know….

  18. InKnockYouUs says at 5:51 pm, November 21st, 2008

    Wow, I didn’t think Chris Matthews had it in him.

  19. Jeebus Christ, Ken. Are you stuck for material? Oh noes!

  20. DoctorCulturae says at 11:19 pm, November 21st, 2008

    Simony: ‘The Flower Duet’ from the Delibes opera Lakmé (Viens, Mallika, les liens en fleurs).

  21. DoctorCulturae: Thank you.

  22. The Neoskeptic says at 7:03 am, November 23rd, 2008

    watch out chris matthews, lindsay bluth is totally going to kick your ass

  23. I’m sooo waiting for Rachel Maddow to be a uh, um,….”guest” on the show.

    Rachel and Ellen can have a man to man talk.

    I hate daytime TV…..

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