Oh check it out, Joe Biden had his little birthday office party today, on his birthday, at Obama’s office tower in Chicago. Joe is 66 years old, and also for his birthday he gets to be vice president, which is a fun thing! (He also has to live in that creepy Observatory and hear the moaning ghosts of Cheney’s victims for the next eight years, but at least he doesn’t have to take the goddamned train for six hours every night back to wherever he lives … Scranton?)
Here is what that website, Change.Gov, has to say about this office party with cupcakes:
Vice-President-elect Joe Biden turned 66 years old today.
To celebrate, President-elect Barack Obama surprised him at the Transition’s Chicago headquarters yesterday with cupcakes, candles, and a stirring rendition of Happy Birthday.
Here’s another stirring rendition, specifically for David Plouffe, who is sending new money-begging emails every half-hour, for god know what, “Help Obama have a super inauguration for himself,” whatever:
STOP SENDING ME THESE FUCKING EMAILS.
YOU WON & WE ARE IN A SERIOUS DEPRESSION AND WE ALREADY SENT YOU SOME FUCKING MONEY AND YOU WON.
SO STOP THIS SHIT OR I WILL HIT “REPORT SPAM” NEXT TIME.
Happy Birthday, Joe! [Change.gov]
GIVE US MONEY! -