Mike Huckabee's 2012 Campaign Begins In Iowa

Guess who made a campaign stop in Iowa this morning? Mike Huckabee! Iowa! 2012! It's the new-new Republican Party, with a platform based on Huckabee's special blend of a) jesus-y socialism, b) weight-loss schemes, c) playing bass in the Christian Rock band "The Wiggles," and d) just cold puttin' down Mitt Romney all the time, because Romney SUX. Also Huckabee is selling his shitty book, about how much he hates Mitt. [ CNN ]