• May 26, 2012

Communist Mob Thrilled By Daschle News

by Ken Layne  

'For the very first time ever, When they had a revolution in Nicaragua, There was no interference from America'
Jesus, the Web editor at NYTimes.com must’ve gotten a layoff notice today, or maybe is just stoned on the popular drug Marijuana. (Thanks to “Kevin” for the tip!)

{ 26 comments }

ManchuCandidate November 19, 2008 at 3:32 pm

It’s all cheering Muslins waiting for their taxpayer paid for “Death to US America” flu shots.

Serolf Divad November 19, 2008 at 3:33 pm

They’re germphobes wearing face masks because of the microbes that are all around us. Now that Daschle is made president of America’s health they think they may be able to take the masks off soon, so they’re celebrating. Nothing nefarious or terroristic about it.

AngryBlakGuy November 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm

…shouldn’t they be burning an effigy or a flag or something?! Even I know that; NEWBZ!

Doglessliberal November 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm

but he or she cannot be stoned in Prince George’s County, Maryland, where everyone is now safe from the scourge of dope. http://dcist.com/2008/11/19/pg_county_underestimates_the_creati.php

facehead November 19, 2008 at 3:37 pm

The individuals in the photo are clearly suffering from severe juxtapositionitis, which explains their joyous reverly, as Daschle clearly also suffers from it and supports a cure.

tunamelt November 19, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Viva la revolucion!

4tehlulz November 19, 2008 at 3:37 pm

TOM DASCHLE WILL LEAD THE REVOLUTION OF THE PROLETARIAT

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE EXCEPT YOUR SKI MASKS!

Kev-O-Tron November 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm

[re=181300]ManchuCandidate[/re]: They’re actually Sandanistas.

jagorev November 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I think the NYT realized recently that they’re going to be out of business in 2009, and they’re just fucking around, because really, does it matter what they do any more? This also explains the hiring and continued presence of Bill Kristol.

shortsshortsshorts November 19, 2008 at 3:42 pm

[re=181312]4tehlulz[/re]: heh… WIN.

hedgehog November 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Looks like the Somalian pirates job fair was well attended

4tehlulz November 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm

The dude in the front of the picture is just posing for a new “NO U” macro.

obfuscator November 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Oh come now. No one has ever been that excited to see Tom Daschle.

jagorev November 19, 2008 at 3:47 pm

[re=181323]hedgehog[/re]: OMG, are the Somali pirates hiring?! I work in finance, so I have all the right skills.

/off to brush up resume

jagorev November 19, 2008 at 3:48 pm

[re=181330]obfuscator[/re]: They’re only there because he has the Decemberists opening for him.

Valerie November 19, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Damn…how many kids DID Jacko adopt, anyway?

Lionel Hutz Esq. November 19, 2008 at 3:55 pm

So the Daschle appointment is a payoff to all the illegals for voting for Obama?

2druk2phluq November 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm

[re=181328]4tehlulz[/re]: heh **____**

One of them appears to be holding a bong/weapon, or else it’s a headrest from a 1978 Toyota Tercel. Party on, very old car owners!

hedgehog November 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm

[re=181334]jagorev[/re]: Stable cash flows, growing franchise — it’s just a matter of time before these guys IPO (maybe the only one that could get done right now) and announce a tie-in with Long John Silver’s.

jagorev November 19, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=181359]hedgehog[/re]: I was thinking more of the rampant buggery, whoring, and rum-drinking, which is basically the only skillset that your average Wall Streeter has.

SayItWithWookies November 19, 2008 at 4:05 pm

If I was that excited about Tom Daschle I’d be wearing a mask, too.

blinky_twinkie November 19, 2008 at 4:08 pm

See? This is what happens when you piss on your copyeditors: they make you look like cominterns.

FAIL lulz!!1

spymoose November 19, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Nah … just another Rapid City PETA rally.

american mutt November 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm

The photographer of that image has two first names, esteban and felix. how creepy.

Toomush Infermashun November 19, 2008 at 5:43 pm

These are actually disaffected staff of the National Review and, yes, it is their underwear….

Internally valid November 20, 2008 at 12:26 am

I might have read this wrong, but does “Kevin” have a tip on the popular drug marijuana? Cause, you know, that’d be pretty cool . . .

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