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Communist Mob Thrilled By Daschle News

'For the very first time ever, When they had a revolution in Nicaragua, There was no interference from America'
Jesus, the Web editor at NYTimes.com must’ve gotten a layoff notice today, or maybe is just stoned on the popular drug Marijuana. (Thanks to “Kevin” for the tip!)


3:30 PM on Wed November 19 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 3:32 pm, November 19th, 2008

    It’s all cheering Muslins waiting for their taxpayer paid for “Death to US America” flu shots.

  2. Serolf Divad says at 3:33 pm, November 19th, 2008

    They’re germphobes wearing face masks because of the microbes that are all around us. Now that Daschle is made president of America’s health they think they may be able to take the masks off soon, so they’re celebrating. Nothing nefarious or terroristic about it.

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:35 pm, November 19th, 2008

    …shouldn’t they be burning an effigy or a flag or something?! Even I know that; NEWBZ!

  4. Doglessliberal says at 3:35 pm, November 19th, 2008

    but he or she cannot be stoned in Prince George’s County, Maryland, where everyone is now safe from the scourge of dope. http://dcist.com/2008/11/19/pg_county_underestimates_the_creati.php

  5. facehead says at 3:37 pm, November 19th, 2008

    The individuals in the photo are clearly suffering from severe juxtapositionitis, which explains their joyous reverly, as Daschle clearly also suffers from it and supports a cure.

  6. tunamelt says at 3:37 pm, November 19th, 2008

    Viva la revolucion!

  7. 4tehlulz says at 3:37 pm, November 19th, 2008

    TOM DASCHLE WILL LEAD THE REVOLUTION OF THE PROLETARIAT

    WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE EXCEPT YOUR SKI MASKS!

  8. Kev-O-Tron says at 3:39 pm, November 19th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: They’re actually Sandanistas.

  9. I think the NYT realized recently that they’re going to be out of business in 2009, and they’re just fucking around, because really, does it matter what they do any more? This also explains the hiring and continued presence of Bill Kristol.

  10. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:42 pm, November 19th, 2008

    4tehlulz: heh… WIN.

  11. hedgehog says at 3:43 pm, November 19th, 2008

    Looks like the Somalian pirates job fair was well attended

  12. 4tehlulz says at 3:44 pm, November 19th, 2008

    The dude in the front of the picture is just posing for a new “NO U” macro.

  13. obfuscator says at 3:44 pm, November 19th, 2008

    Oh come now. No one has ever been that excited to see Tom Daschle.

  14. hedgehog: OMG, are the Somali pirates hiring?! I work in finance, so I have all the right skills.

    /off to brush up resume

  15. obfuscator: They’re only there because he has the Decemberists opening for him.

  16. Damn…how many kids DID Jacko adopt, anyway?

  17. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:55 pm, November 19th, 2008

    So the Daschle appointment is a payoff to all the illegals for voting for Obama?

  18. 2druk2phluq says at 4:00 pm, November 19th, 2008

    4tehlulz: heh **____**

    One of them appears to be holding a bong/weapon, or else it’s a headrest from a 1978 Toyota Tercel. Party on, very old car owners!

  19. hedgehog says at 4:00 pm, November 19th, 2008

    jagorev: Stable cash flows, growing franchise — it’s just a matter of time before these guys IPO (maybe the only one that could get done right now) and announce a tie-in with Long John Silver’s.

  20. hedgehog: I was thinking more of the rampant buggery, whoring, and rum-drinking, which is basically the only skillset that your average Wall Streeter has.

  21. SayItWithWookies says at 4:05 pm, November 19th, 2008

    If I was that excited about Tom Daschle I’d be wearing a mask, too.

  22. blinky_twinkie says at 4:08 pm, November 19th, 2008

    See? This is what happens when you piss on your copyeditors: they make you look like cominterns.

    FAIL lulz!!1

  23. spymoose says at 4:10 pm, November 19th, 2008

    Nah … just another Rapid City PETA rally.

  24. american mutt says at 4:15 pm, November 19th, 2008

    The photographer of that image has two first names, esteban and felix. how creepy.

  25. Toomush Infermashun says at 5:43 pm, November 19th, 2008

    These are actually disaffected staff of the National Review and, yes, it is their underwear….

  26. Internally valid says at 12:26 am, November 20th, 2008

    I might have read this wrong, but does “Kevin” have a tip on the popular drug marijuana? Cause, you know, that’d be pretty cool . . .

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