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Doctor President Ron Paul recently went on Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory radio show and said this, about Obama and the G-20 meeting (which caused terrible traffic in certain parts of DC last weekend, and nothing else): “A world central bank, worldwide regulation and world control of the whole system, of all the commodities and all the natural resources, what else can you call it other than world government?”

Also: “Obama wouldn’t be there if he didn’t toe the line, and when the meeting starts on November 15th for the new monetary system, this could be the beginning of the end of what’s left of our national sovereignty.”

He adds that the NWO has been training Obama for four years to take over the world, with McCain as a backup. LIBERTY!…??

[YouTube, Crooks and Liars]

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  • NoWireHangers

    I bet that 10 minute crazyrant comes it better when you’re wearing a tinfoil hat. I wish could listen, but I fear it would sap what few brain cells I have left that weren’t destroyed by alcohol.

  • norbizness

    Alex has been on my local cable access (Austin) TV programming for at least 12 years, and the jackbooted UN thugs in baby blue helmets have not yet begun to extract my bone marrow for the consumption of their lizardoid overlords. I’m giving it three more years, and then I’m callin’ bullshit.

  • grendel

    Duh… Didn’t he see South Park? McCain and Obama were in it together as part of a team of thieves out to steal the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian a la Oceans 11-13. Stupid Paultards can’t even get their conspiracies right.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Oh the Ron Paul crazee. How I missed you so.

    Old crazee eyes might have a point, but I think it’s absolutely fucking hilarious that he doesn’t realize that the selective application of libertarianism to the US America “free” market causing the fizzkal market implosion is the key that opened the door to the “awful” international cooperation aka the NWO or as some of his less racially transcendent supports might call it, the Non White Order.

  • ForTheTurnstiles
  • AfghanVet

    And only about 120 million heartbeats from the Presidency! Whew…that was close.

  • Botswana Meat Commission FC

    Anyone seen PROUD-PAULTARD in a while? Why the lack of posts from him?

    Is the U.N. harvesting his organs or was he just busy getting ready for the furries convention?

  • obfuscator

    Jewish Lizard People are in the tank.

  • Dave J.

    Who are these mythical people Dr. Paul talks about who would have been satisfied with McCain if Obama didn’t win?

    Also, is that Alex Jones’ real voice, or is it a fake conspiracy-theory radio host voice? Because if I was doing an episode of the X-Files involving a conspiracy-theory radio host, it would sound EXACTLY like that guy.

  • Mighty Rex

    “Paultards For Dummies.” Featuring a chapter on ‘pointing out obvious argument fallacies’. Could really make a brother rich. HMmmmmm.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    There’s a Toy-R-Us ad up right now next to where I am typing this. Wow. If I had known kiddies were reading Wonkette I probably wouldn’t have said “fuck,” “shit,” or any of that kinda stuffs.

    rEVOLution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

  • Neon Trotsky

    First our currency will be replaced with Ameros, then Worldos!

  • NotNotLickingToads

    Everyone should follow the “Several People Protest Bilderberg” link and savor the crazy NWO ranting in the comments. This was before the Great Paultard Purge, I believe.

  • IntergalacticSlut

    [re=181279]Dave J.[/re]: That’s exactly the voice I use when impersonating conspiracy-theory radio hosts. Arggh. Mateys. Etc.

  • Tra

    Where is the snazzy new world order uniform I was promised, dammit? I sent in my sovereignty six weeks ago.

  • Itsjustme

    Alex Jones is a fucking nut-job supreme. the end

  • Borat

    gosh, the only mentions I get of Ron Paul these days is over at rebuildtheparty.com.

    where is Facehead anyway to promote the “Youtube for Republicans” idea which has been now made it to the first page. Oh and if you look really carefully its not safe for work. It’s not my idea – sue Facehead, not me.

  • metropolitan

    democrats are back in power! must mean the new world order, black helicopters, ruby ridges and all sorts of evil conspiracies that were put on hold when al gore was didn’t steal the 2000 election can go back to work.
    i swear waco is beautiful this time of year.

  • N8Ma

    Wow I grew up with these kinds of guys…convinced that Bill Clinton was going to implant a bar code in their foreheads, can’t get your gubment rations without the bar code, etc.

    You guys think Ron Paul is funny? Google Bo Gritz! I remember seeing the T-shirts in ’92…”God, Guns, Gritz.” When I first saw it, I thought it was a joke, but this was Washington County, Utah, not SoHo, and anyway ironic hipsters didn’t exist in 1992.

  • Itsjustme

    [re=181307]metropolitan[/re]: don’t forget the chem-trails

  • shortsshortsshorts

    SO HERE’S THE SCORE, PEOPLE.
    BARACK OBAMA AND JOHN MCCAIN ARE HAVING SENSUAL MANSEX TO DISTRACT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FROM MICHELLE’S SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO ROB THE TREASURY WITH CINDY MCCAIN AND ALEX JONES IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS IT THERE IS A NEW WORLD ORDER HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES ARE GOOD BUT BAD IS ON THE RISE. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE WONKETTE COMMENTERS SO ACCORDING TO THE SITE’S DEMOGRAPHIC EVERY ONE OF US IS A DOCTOR, LAWYER OR SENATOR AND WE ARE ALL IN AGREEMENT THAT OBAMA’S AGENDA IS TO ROB THE TREASURY USING MICHELLE AND THEN MOVE TO FRANCE WHERE AL GORE IS CREATING A SECRET MEGA-WEAPON THAT WILL THREATEN THE SECURITY OF US AND OUR LOVED ONES.

  • bethby

    Obama got good press treatment? Obama? You mean that guy I heard about on the news who’s a terrorist nation of islam baby-killer plagiarist inexperienced socialist marxist radical black guy and his wife is too?

  • 2druk2phluq

    [re=181309]N8Ma[/re]: Did you not get the bar code? I thought everybody got the bar code. Boy did I get screwed. Must be why I always crave brains. (charging LAZORS for moar brainz)

  • Dave J.

    [re=181307]metropolitan[/re]: The funniest part of all of that is that Ruby Ridge happened during Bush the Elder, but the right refers to it all the time when talking about the evils of Bill Clinton, and so people think it happened while he was in office.

  • Maus

    [re=181267]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Were those the people participating in the Global Orgasm Project or whatnot? Maybe they all couldn’t get laid and therefore screwed up the country worse than ever :(

  • facehead

    [re=181320]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU AND I THINK A BUNCH A LIKE YOU KNOW I HAD THIS DOG ONCE AND IT LOOKED JUST LIKE PHYLLIS DILLER AND OBAMA AND CINDY ARE CLEARLY LESBIAN LOVE SLAVES INTENT ON DETHRONING THE TREASURY AND TURNING THE U.S. MINT INTO AN ACTUAL MINT FACTORY WHEREBY VICTORIA’S SECRET WILL BE REVEALED AND FREEDOM!!

    P.S. The main reason I checked out the thread was to see your comment, for which I give you 2 whore diamonds (if you’ll give me a crystal pepsi today).

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=181262]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Yes, you hit upon the cause of their impotent rage – their anti-Keynesian “solutions” to the current global uncertainty were the very intellectual justifications that led to the initial meltdown. It’s like world history hate-fucked Milton Friedman and made a sex-tape! I luvs it!

  • ForTheTurnstiles

    [re=181337]Maus[/re]: No, these are people who have this Theory of Everything where every possible value or system of values is color-coded in a scheme that tells you what it all means. And the colors ended Apartheid! And it all points toward Spirit!

    Bill Clinton liked it. They blurb him.

  • Gopherit

    Oh, NOES!!! The Illuminati are going to make us all use the same currency so they can TAX US!!! Those Black Helicopters don’t pay for themselves, PEOPLE!!! WAKE UP NOW! This has the stink of the Reptoids all over it! Only Ron Paul and his Paultard PAtriots can save us!!! rEVOLution, BITCHEZ!!!!1!

  • Gopherit

    [re=181338]facehead[/re]:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCAOHXfUO0

    That’s the best we can do, Face.

    No Ameros! Xtal Pepsi only!!! That’s what Jesus would want!

  • Deepthroat

    Someone’s been staring at the Denver Airport murals too long.

  • Deepthroat

    sorry, forgot to include this (not that anyone is going to check it out but WTF):

    http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_sociopol_denver.htm

  • Motorhome

    Obama got mostly good press!

  • Mista Eko

    My favorite part was the plug for herbal extract that helps you shit out mercury.

  • kapish

    Conspiracy theory shows are, of course, for people who cannot bear to look at their own miserable pathetic lives and must have a mysterious evil enemy to hate & blame for everything. Very appealing, isn’t it?

  • Gopherit

    [re=181363]Mista Eko[/re]: REally? THey had me with the Star Wars Imperial March while speaking about Obama and corporations.

  • superfecta

    And here I was wondering what Alex Jones was up to of late! Where does he stand on the likelihood of Obama being a secret lizard person, a la David Icke?

  • Brokeback_Romney

    The Good Doctor knows. Bilderberg is going to knock down your door the same way they knocked down the world trade center.

  • natteringnaybob

    Ron Paul’s only point is we all live in a giant ant farm purchased from the inside back cover of an Archie and Jughead comic book by a reptilian pubescent from the planet Bizvhk who now seeks to suck out our precious bodily fluids using a half-nubian transformer agent. What’s not to believe?

  • Alex Trebeks Girl

    YES!!!!!! These two are back in action. Please organize a protest for them to show up at!

  • ellie

    Hey Deepthroat! I checked out that website and it is similar to another expose I read on the Denver Airport murals a couple of years ago. It was all very entertaining.

  • metropolitan

    [re=181355]Deepthroat[/re]:
    wow, that’s a pretty good link.
    here’s the best part:
    http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_denver03.htm

  • Kev-O-Tron

    I heard today that another Libertarian radio host was just sentenced to 100 days in jail for failure to remove a couch from his backyard.

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/libertarian-talk-radio-activist-jailed-for-100-days-for-having-a-couch-in-his-yard.html

  • sossajes

    Oh, how I missed the heady days of Ron Paul’s primary run, fat nerds defending racist newsletters, hippies conveniently overlooking his anti-abortion stance…

    those were the days of our lives…
    the bad things in life were so few…”

    Now I can’t think of Ron Paul without thinking of Second Life. Good job linking those winners, brain!

  • TGY

    Ron who?

  • Seanibus

    I knew Ron Paul slightly back when I worked in Washington and he never seemed quite so much like someone’s crazy old grandfather raving in front of the television late on Thanksgiving as he does here. I wonder if there is a computer program that takes Ron Paul’s words and randomly strings them together to create interesting new chunks of crazy.

    Oh, by the way, I love the ad about midway suggesting that an “extract of cilantro” will help “body cleansing.” Sounds like something that effete New World Order tool John Kerry would have sipped from his demitasse, with his Europe-loving, Commie pinky thrust to the sky.

  • CuntryFirst

    The plan goes back farther than that. Bill Ayers joined the Weather Underground 40 years ago just so that someday he would befriend a racially mixed Harvard lawyer who would run for President, thereby fooling us those on the left into buying into the false left-right paradigm between the years 2008 and 2012. The NWO has this thing down good.

    Oh, and Sarah Palin is a robot.

  • Borat

    [re=181338]facehead[/re]: I’ve been looking for you – any new strategies on rebuildtheparty.com? Or did you seed the idea & take off. It looks like some locals might be on to you – its getting to popular – on first page now

  • Unindicted Co-Conspirator

    [re=181274]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]:
    To find the current whereabouts of Proud Paultard, just look for a deflated blimp, he will have been crushed to death under it!

  • Toomush Infermashun

    Ah, Ron Paul….such a good reason to look in the icebox, find that lime, tilt that bottle of Meyers dark and add the coke, sit back and let my head explode…. How comforting, Monday!

  • Toomush Infermashun

    BTW: Shorts, get some sleep….it’s happening again…

  • Deepthroat

    [re=181420]metropolitan[/re]: The Denver airport is in the Aryan tank!

  • Mel_David

    Sorry guys, I love Hopey, but there is a decent (I dunno, 15%?) chance that Ron Paul and Alex Jones are right, and that the most accurate futurism of the 20th century will turn out to be Demolition Man‘s depiction of the year 2039. While you guys are up on the surface faggin’ it up with Sandra Bullock and your ass seashells, I will be underground with Ron and Alex getting high with Denis Leary. And cleaning my ass the old fashioned way, with paper.

    Conspiracy theories are an easy thing to reject out of hand, but sometimes you just run out of ways to rationalize, in any other way, how fucking stupid everything about the world seems to be. Conspiracy theorists are basically people who are unwilling to look at the retard next to them at the bus stop or McDonald’s, and think that maybe the “best and brightest” aren’t much less retarded than that guy.

  • Anonymous Office Zombie

    [re=181279]Dave J.[/re]:
    At first I thought it was Rush Limbaugh’s voice. It sounds like the guy is some AM radio Conservative who is trying to imitate Rush’s voice.

  • Grimnir

    Wow… I just realized. Now that the election is over, we can get back to talking about what DC is really about. Kitty Harris, Bachmann, Buchanan, Kucinich, and Paul! THE CRAZY NEVER SLEEPS!

  • Internally valid

    [re=181305]Borat[/re]: ZOMG! I followed you several clicks down the road on that one but it was well worth it in the end. Fiery speech indeed!

  • Darehead

    The definitive Ron Paul site = http://www.jbs.org/

    Ron Paul = 100% 1950s-1960s far-right wing Birch Rewind

  • glamourdammerung

    [re=181638]Mel_David[/re]: The problem is that this is the same Ron Paul that has gone on about meritless conspiracy theories for decades now. But then, when you hang out with people like Willis “the Holocaust did not happen” Carto, you tend to be the type with a very…flexible view of reality.

  • Noyura

    I think 2/3rds of you deserve 3 years in a North American Union prison for criminal speech acts. You wouldnt even notice if your currency was from the global reserve bank. Its not progress simply because everyone is doing it. Find some principles and make stand.

  • house of the blue lights

    Actually, the Peter Principle is a business axiom formulated by Lawrence Peter and stating that “in a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.” I would say that pretty much does, in fact, sum up the entire Republican party.

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