• February 15, 2012

Diane Sawyer, so tan!That girl who nailed Eliot Spitzer, Ashley “Alexandra” Dupre, has given an interview to ABC’s Diane Sawyer as part of Sawyer’s “Prostitution in America” investigative journalistic reportorial KGB-spy series. Look forward to all sorts of juicy nuggets along the lines of: “In high school, Dupre was an honor student, worked in a restaurant and ‘never really socialized and went … to any of the parties, the high school parties. I got along with everyone, I was kind of popular. I was pretty popular.’” If she was so popular, WHY DIDN’T SHE GO TO THE PARTIES? You know, The High School Parties? That’s all. [ABC News]

{ 48 comments }

nurple November 19, 2008 at 2:36 pm

Wow…that is one Rich Old Lady Blouse she’s got there. Doris Roberts wore the same on Criminal Intent?

Borat November 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm

That’s a trannie right? I’d hit it

NoWireHangers November 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm

It’s times like these that I miss our old comments the most. All those whore diamonds lost in teh tubes for-ev-er.

CrunchyKnee November 19, 2008 at 2:39 pm

Whore diamonds are forever.

Lorax November 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm

I’m pretty sure that dude used to be the lead singer from Dead or Alive.

TaxWallStreet November 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

She’s lucky Spitzer got busted, I can see he was going to kill her and make a human skin “tan and luxuriantly coifed” suit out of her, to cover up his pasty bald self.

shortsshortsshorts November 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

So in High School she was worth four whore diamonds, but as a Prostitute she only attained three. What of that, say you?

Gopherit November 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

In the name of all that’s holy, don’t let her have a Girls Gone Wild moment with Sawyer. That would cause me permanent injury.

ManchuCandidate November 19, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Of course Ashley didn’t go to HS parties. Who would? What girl (besides Mark Foley and other pederasts) wants to see a bunch of gawky teenaged kids drink a bottle cap of beer and half a toke of pot before they puke up tater tots all over mommy’s $5400 couch?

Nope, she hung with them college boys as the Girlz Gone Wild vids showed.

Dave J. November 19, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Duh. At high school parties, dudes expect to have sex FOR FREE.

monty November 19, 2008 at 2:43 pm

she may be whoooore but shes got nice dangly bits, id do her

shanemcgowan November 19, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Survey: Where will we see Ashley Dupre in 2009?

1. Celebrity Boxing (v. Joe the Plumber)
2. Paris Hilton’s Next Best Friend
3. Celebrity Rehab
4. Surreal Life
5. Campaigning for Dr. Shelly Sekula-Gibbs

magic titty November 19, 2008 at 2:44 pm

I can’t think of who she looks like, but the Cowardly Lion seems the best fit. For now.

MathewBrooks November 19, 2008 at 2:46 pm

Wait, which parties?

2druk2phluq November 19, 2008 at 2:46 pm

Ashley Dupre sure gives good “interview.”

Doglessliberal November 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm

[re=181205]shanemcgowan[/re]: Dancing with the Stars?

Oh, and Eliot Spitzer had an editorial on the WPost ed page recently about financial crisis. All I could think of was Whore Diamonds. The guy will forever be known that way.

Neilist November 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Interviews like that would be a lot more interesting if done in the nude.

By Diane Sawyer, I mean.

(I can’t help it: I’m a disgusting pervert.)

(I guess that really does make me a member of the GOP . . . .)

LittlePig November 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm

During my high school years, a girl’s “popularity” didn’t have anything to do with going to parties…

bitchincamaro November 19, 2008 at 2:49 pm

I’ve been (w)hoarding this for the right moment:

[NSFW]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/bitchincamaro222/govlove_xlf.jpg

problemwithcaring November 19, 2008 at 2:50 pm

mmmmmmMMMMMMMM! Nothing says Hump-day like unapologetic whoredom!

Dave J. November 19, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Dupre’s situation raised questions about how an upper middle class girl from New Jersey, whose stepfather is a prominent oral surgeon, could become an escort.

Too easy.

Woodwards Friend November 19, 2008 at 2:51 pm

WHORE! That’s all.

freakishlystrong November 19, 2008 at 2:52 pm

[re=181212]Neilist[/re]: Not to worry silly Nellist, GOOPERs don’t want to see naked GIRLS..

freakishlystrong November 19, 2008 at 2:55 pm

let them bitchaz on “The View” interview her, that I’d watch…

problemwithcaring November 19, 2008 at 2:55 pm

[re=181214]bitchincamaro[/re]: Teeheehee – Worth the wait. Whore diamonds all around! Isn’t it hilarious that the fake Ashley has smaller boobs and the fake Spitzer has smaller ears than their real life-counterparts?

magic titty November 19, 2008 at 2:57 pm

[re=181205]shanemcgowan[/re]:

6. Playboy (not Penthouse – she’s classy)
7. Movie premiere(s)
8. Daytona Beach
9. Barnes and Noble (book deal)
10. XM Satellite Radio (promoting album)

bitchincamaro November 19, 2008 at 2:58 pm

Wait, you mean Ashley was interviewed by the whore, right?

Trollop November 19, 2008 at 3:00 pm

[re=181205]shanemcgowan[/re]: Dracula Cunt/Whore Diamonds 2012

Neilist November 19, 2008 at 3:08 pm

[re=181219]freakishlystrong[/re]: At the risk of appearing punctilious: What makes you think Diane Sawyer is a GIRL?

“That’s a MAN, Baby!”

Kwame' November 19, 2008 at 3:10 pm

“I was just doing my job”. Priceless.

johnbpt November 19, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Miss Buffalo Chip 2009!

Origami November 19, 2008 at 3:15 pm

I really have a hard time believing that rich, allegedly straight men paid this woman thousands of dollars to have sex with them.

greatgooglymoogly November 19, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Ha! Who dat, who dat?

… Seriously, who dat?

Kev-O-Tron November 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm

[re=181256]Origami[/re]: I think she’s foxy. What’s so unbelievable? I don’t know where you’re from but what passes for a good looking hooker in my town is about as sexy as the cafeteria lunch lady.

kudzu November 19, 2008 at 3:51 pm

Oh crap. She’s still around? Someone give her twenty bucks and show her the door, please.

WendyK November 19, 2008 at 3:57 pm

I’ve got a couple of entrepeneuring friends who’ve told me that the majority of their clients are politically active right wingers with wives. I wish whores weren’t so principled and would out these fuckers.

MARCdMan November 19, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Hmm, obviously her “music career” fizzled. She’ll end up using her highschool honor student skills to write craigslist therapeutic services ads pretty soon.

loquaciousmusic November 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm

[re=181191]nurple[/re]: I’m kind of surprised she’s not decked out like Elaine Stritch…you know, with one of those freaky bows.

Deepthroat November 19, 2008 at 4:09 pm

I’m one of those “feminists” who thinks hookers and strippers are empowered women, but fame whores are THE WORST. This one is a bit of a butterface though, no?

fuckinredneck November 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm

[re=181205]shanemcgowan[/re]: Can the celebrity boxing be Foxy celebrity boxing? (STILL WITH JOE DA PLUMBER!!!)

Gorillionaire November 19, 2008 at 4:35 pm

“And I thought, oh shit! What’s going on here?”

Young lady, such language! And you buff hooters with that mouth?

donner_froh November 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm

[re=181256]Origami[/re]: The more they pay the better they think it feels.

Itsjustme November 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm

[re=181207]magic titty[/re]: blonde hair and maybe elisabeth hasseldick

Toomush Infermashun November 19, 2008 at 5:39 pm

“How popular was I in high school? Well, how much a night is popular? I did pretty good..”

sanantonerose November 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm

[re=181440]Itsjustme[/re]: YES.

And why do all Jersey girls look like that? Is it all the gold jewelry their moms wear when they’re pregnant? What?

Rush November 19, 2008 at 6:09 pm

“Mother”, “yes son”, “I want to …….”

This is the end, my friend.

rocktonsammy November 19, 2008 at 7:47 pm

Ashley, I still care baby.

Are you still Sarah Palin’s debate coach?

ninnypie November 19, 2008 at 8:02 pm

That is George Hamilton, people.

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