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Here we go and elect a half-muslin African Terrorist as president and the goddamned terrorists are complaining? We thought they would greet their New Liberator with sweets and handjobs! But no, Al Qaeda is still a bunch of twats. Listen what the latest YouTube guy of the never-ending supply of “Al-Qaida’s No. 2 Leaders” has to say about Barack Obama!
In al-Qaida’s first response to Obama’s victory, al-Zawahri also called the president-elect — along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice — “house negroes.”
Don’t you motherfuckers ever tire of getting bombed? Oh right, it’s never you dudes who get bombed, as you’re all off fucking goats in your gold-encrusted caves between YouTube sessions. It’s the poor fools you convince to run away from home and blow themselves up in 1976 Datsun pickups or whatever, and it’s the poor people unlucky enough to live in some Shiite v. Shia battlezone ghetto ‘hood, and basically the entire 80% of the global population who lives on less (usually far less) than $10 a day and are easily susceptible to every dingbat religious crusade, because they can’t afford the real World of Warcraft, they’re the ones who die, forever, while jackholes like you people and Dick Cheney play ping-pong, with Earth. Fucks.
You know that “series of biblical trials and tribulations and plagues that shall be visited harshly upon Barack Obama” that Joe Biden was jabbering about, in October? Well, it will be These People, again, with their embassy bombs or whatever. Is Obama stupid and greedy enough to take the dumb bait and finally finish off America, for good? You know, like the current creeps did, in 2001 and 2003 and pretty much every day of every year since?
Al-Qaida No. 2 insults Obama with racial epithet [AP/Yahoo]
This made me laugh out loud when I first read the quote. They really sound like patehtic bullies. But then I remember they kill a whole lot of people. So evil, armed, well-funded pathetic bullies.
Aside from culture and “race”, is there any real difference between US America wingnuts and AQ?
No? I didn’t think so.
Step 1: Empty and close Gitmo
Step 2: Air drop Al Qaeda into Gitmo
Step 3: Air drop the Bush Administration into Gitmo
Step 4: Crack open a cold beer, sit back and watch
Step 5: The taped proceedings can be sold to media outlets around the world to pay off our debt and save the economy
No more innocent people in the Middle East get blown up, our troops are safe, AND the Bush Administration pays for it’s war crimes. Everybody gets what they want, and we can settle this whole “war on terror” once and for all: with skin!
Don’t you motherfuckers ever tire of getting bombed?
This kind of Layne-ism is what keeps bringing me back, Ken. Get out of my head, dude.
They’re the ultimate Klingons.
HAHAHAHAHAA KEN LAYNE FTW.
You could probably elect Bin Laden for fucking POTUS and these asshats would be like “BIN LADEN IS ANTI-MUSLIM.” We could all be wearing burkhas, man and woman, everyone, and they would still bitch and moan about how American we are.
FUCK we could be blowing ourselves up in the middle of Main Street OR Wall Street and we’d still be the infidel.
Al Qaeda, according to a recent inquiry by __________ (insert expert here) is having a hard time energizing their base in Pakistan, they are like the Republican Party of terrorism right now.
Oh no! Obama’s lost his base. On the other hand, this will give him a bump with the all-important “house negro” demographic, which will be important if he ever wants Clarence Thomas’ vote on anything.
al-Zawahri had better check with Sarah Palin because he’s got his talking points all wrong>/b>. Barack Hussien Obama is a stone cold terrorist if there ever was one and he’s all up Al-Qaida’s ass. Sheesh, I thought everybody knew that?
What a bunch of yokels. Don’t they know Obama was actually a Senate Negro? And I don’t think Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice ever served in either branch of the legislature.
ManchuCandidate: Income! American wingnuts are so fucking stupid that they’ll join pointless religious crusades or bomb OK City or whatever even though they’re the richest people in the world!
Why can’t the poor just pirate WoW like everyone else? BitTorrent prevents terrorism.
I read the actual translation AP/yahoo had it wrong it didnt say “house negroes” (said with dickfingers) it actually said “home negroes” which as everybody knows is the handyman/home repair service franchise. BHO hasnt worked there since he was in college. True Story srsus
shortsshortsshorts: Can we send Sarah Palin to energize the base?
How come they didn’t just come out with the Manchurian option of telling Hussain to come back into the fold brother, we await your holy Haj pilgrammage in a few weeks and welcoming the new Islamic States of America into our terrorist muzzie ways.
Ken Layne: and fattest!
ManchuCandidate: You forgot about lasers, and killer robots and drones, because we’re too pussy to pull the trigger ourselves.
I would totally play World of Al-Qaeda. “Muhammed wants you to kill ten infidels and bring their Israeli ID cards to him. You will receive: 72 virgins and a bomb belt.”
What is that big fucking lump in the middle of No.2’s forehead?
…wait, wait, wait isn’t Al-Zawahri a “Cave Negro”?
4tehlulz: Plus, we have all the soldiers pre-trained from years of video game use. Not much difference between their WII and remote killing.
abirato: It’s bin Laden; he’s hiding in plain site, dontchaknow.
He’s just jealous of house negros because he has to live in a fucking cave.
But, how do you REALLY feel Ken?
2nd paragraph=epic
I love you.
…do these people know who they are fukking with? Time to dust off all those experimental video game weapons that we have been saving for the Chinese invasion!
AngryBlakGuy: Cave Negro or Sand Negro?
Wait a second…..I thought Obama was Al Qaeda…What’s going on? Everything I’ve ever known to be true has just been put in question. Republicans wouldn’t lie to me! Would they? Next thing you know the re-animated body of Karl Marx will be telling me Obama’s not a communist! I don’t know what to believe anymore.
Ken needs to drop this shit on AOL, just to see if the retards will defend AQ by wondering what’s so racist about “House Negro”.
“live in some Shiite v. Shia battlezone ghetto ‘hood”
Good, it’s not just me who’s sick of Shia LeBoeuf, it’s an entire faction of a religion.
4tehlulz: …nah, Afghanistan isn’t so much a sand box as much as it is rocky wasteland.
don’t believe a word he says.
there’s rumors al-Zawahri pals around with infidels and that he is a secret christian. he’s just saying this stuff so he can take the number one position and then reveal his true christian self.
Doglessliberal:
no, its just the translation that makes them sound pathetic
to an ignorant, illiterate goat herder, they sound positively lyrical
Ken Layne: AQ members also often have secondary degrees, and enjoy spicy food.
4tehlulz: That is an incredibly brilliant idea. I don’t think they would know what the hell to do after seeing it.
Fucking wingnuts.
4tehlulz: Still, when a good graphics card costs more than a good Kalashnikov (or two Chinese knock-offs) Al Qaeda fills a marketing void. Also provides jobs for countless incompetent “#2 men” who will really have no place to go if GM goes belly up
Al Queda is beginning sound like Ralph Nader. Nothing and no one is good enough.
Stay Angry Ken, and if you need help, go over to Freeperville, they’re declaring the end of the Iraq war is on the 22nd of this month.
Q: If Bush and Osama were stranded on a desert island together, who would survive?
A: Us
An Outhouse: can we get Al Qaeda’s hummus recipe?
I didn’t realize al-Queda was the sworn ally of the middle-aged Conscious Brother who sits in Lafeyette Park for 10 hours a day in a dashiki selling incense and glaring at every black man with the gall to wear a non-zoot business suit. In the next video look for the afro-pick with a fist-handle sticking out the back of a turban.
The fact they have to call Obama a sell-out is bascially admitting that they are on the wrong side of history—its no longer Americans that are the problem, its hankerchief-headed Poindexters who do not represent. Actually I hope they continue this insightful commentary and let us know what they think of the hard core steppin and fetchin by Malkin, Thomas, Connerly, and similar race traitors.
You know what, on second thought, I take back Ken’s FTW.
DON’T YOU GET HAMAS MOUSE INVOLVED IN THIS. LEAVE HAMAS MOUSE ALONE!!!!1!
You know terrorists. Bunch of bitchy little girls.
AngryBlakGuy: Guns? BFG FTW, motherfuckers.
Um, so does this mean that the wingnuts will love Al-Qaeda now? Because anyone who speaks out against Barry is on the same side right? The enemy of my enemy is my friend and all of that…..
Al-Qaida is populated by a bunch of racists? Well, maybe we’re not so different after all…
Doglessliberal: and loofahs? You know they gotta have loofahs over there.
shortsshortsshorts: Too late. The Mossad already killed Hammas Mouse:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egg83STz22E
Fools, he is not a ‘house negro’ is “DA NEGRO IN DA ‘HOUSE”
Big difference, the former indicates that of a servant, whereas the latter clearly indicated that Obama is the Head Negro In Charge!
That’s not racial transendence!
So, this guy says the election of Obama is a testament to the failed presidency of George Bush, but Obama isn’t to his liking? Well, we’re sorry. Who would you like for us to elect? Satan? because we’re all here just to make you happy, Sir.
PS, thank you for the emails re: the Shia/Shiite/Sunni. It is our little John McCain joke and we are sticking to it.
I dunno, after all the hate-speech from the wingers, al-Zawahri sounds like a lefty,
San Franciscan valued librul…
Gopherit: I would totally show Hamas Mouse to children everywhere if it wasn’t for that whole “he stands for extremism and hatred and is a complete fucking wingnut” thing. Oh well, I guess Mickey Mouse will remain overlord.
Godot: That’s gonna be crackin me up all day.
TwatFalafel?
An Outhouse: I wonder what Al Qaeda would say if we did elect Nader.
Probably something along the lines of “who the fuck is this guy?”.
Ken Layne: and give them enough time, and there will be multiple shia factions blowing each other up. These folks mourn annually, with demonstrations in the street and tearful prostration, for the death of a prophet 750 years ago.
shortsshortsshorts: Hamas Mouse is just like Walt Disney, complete with antisemitism.
Senator Bateman: Karl Marx (in rl a very nice guy btw, took care of his family, was terribly depressed when his wife died) would think it was funny that anyone in the United States would concider themselves communists/marxists or whatever. Never mind that USSR was an oligarchy just like the czars it swept away, but Victorian gentleman such as Marx would find U.S. culture atrocious, and symptomatic of a society that’s learned to enjoy getting kicked in the teeth. “I mean, you want to be oppressed in a minimum wage job for the rest of your life?” He’d probably like Obama, because despite theory, Marx was above all a pragmatist looking for a good, fair solution. On his gravestone:
THE PHILOSOPHERS HAVE ONLY
INTERPRETED THE WORLD IN
VARIOUS WAYS - THE POINT
HOWEVER IS TO CHANGE IT
BTW, Al Qaeda Twat sounds like a very nasty yeast infection or an exceptionally defined fetish.
I’m sure if I looked hard enough I could find some AQ pr0nz on the interwebs somewhere.
And btw way, Al-Qaeda man, tha’t White House negro to you.
Doglessliberal: Things are difficult when you are still waiting for the Messiah to come. You have to sympathize with it. I mean SHIT Christian nations were forgivin’ fer EVERYTHING like 2000 years ago, so there’s that.
It amazes me that the method they chose to rile-up impoverished, illiterate 13 year-old Muslim kids is alluding to the arcane slave metaphors of Black History, when poor kids here in the US probably couldn’t pick Malcolm out of a six man, all white line-up. Ha.
I mean, American Studies PhD’s don’t get the hard-on these guys’ have for Americana. What’s next- Crushing on Whitney Houston and Lionel Richie?
shortsshortsshorts: yeah, I am not so much criticizing as noting that there really is no way we could have waltzed in there and sprinkled American democracy dust over the Middle East, but we all know that. Too bad the highly-educated and experienced politicians, diplomats and military leaders didn’t.
I wonder if there are also wingnut anti-Obama comments on Al Qaeda blogs too–I suspect they would go something like this:
BARACK ibn DUNHAM, BLACK AMERICAN RADICAL CRUSADER CHRISTIAN! ASSOCIATES WITH ANTI-TERRORISTS AND ZIONIST JEWS! CELEBRITY IN DECADENT WESTERN CULTURE!
See, only minor modifications are necessary from RNC talking points…
Who knew that talentless PR tools would be the new suicide bombers? Lucky for us, the only people this guy — the one who “knows how the hep kids talk” — will blow up are his terr’ist hideaway pals, in a giant mushroom cloud of stupid. That giant clicking sound I just heard was 100 million people simultaneously tuning out these windbags, for good, I hope.
Wingnuts completely shifting their complaint that Obama is dangerous because he supports terrorists to Obama being dangerous because he annoys terrorists in T-minus 10…
Don’t worry, Barry’s gonna pop a cap in their sorry theocratic asses
Is a house negro sort of like a house elf, like, you know, Putin?
how appropriate. the cave-dwellers send out their
NUMBER TWO to diss our incoming president.
now that NUMBER TWO has diss President-Elect Obama,
do we think that Sen. Wxxnuts! (D[efeated]-AZ) will
be forthcoming with his plan to get osama putana?
oh, maybe he did that in the Chicago meeting on Monday.
just sayin’.
Neon Trotsky: I like how Obama is a zionist jew, radical islamist, black radical son of malcolm x, baby killer, nwo cohort, house negro, and a terrible bowler.
Ken Layne: I still don’t get it. I wish I had an old Jew to explain to me.
Panderfinder: What is with this profusion of Al-Qaeda Number Twos? Each time one is removed a new one pops up. I wonder if within Al Qaeda there is some bewildered Patrick Al-Goohan constantly battling weather balloons and outwitting Number Twos.
Their entire organization is composed of Number 2-s, if you get my subtle drift.
zetetic: they have two much time on their hands up in
them thar hills.
zetetic: I’m with you, can’t they organize themselves into Business Units or somesuch and have a SVP of bombing, VP of propaganda etc? How are they going to deliver a coherent message to the world’s loony Islamists if there is no accountability and transparency. It’s organization 101, even if you’re supposed to be all shadowy and what not. Very poor Al-Queda, very poor.
problemwithcaring: LET ME CLARIFY FOR YOU.
McCain does not know the difference between the factions.
He did it twice, OOPS! but I will only post the second occurrence:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1584650/John-McCain-makes-second-Shia-slip.html
You have to understand, John McCain is very, very old.
Neon Trotsky: OBAMA IS HALF-WHITE! ATTENDED A CHRISTIAN TEMPLE 4 MANY YEARS!! ONLY HAS ONE WIFE!! WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN HAWAII NOT INDONESIA! SHOW US YOUR BIRTH CERT OBAMA!!
At first this made me a tad angry (which is funny!), but then I realized, these idiots just lost any support from black muslims they may have had (like how Nader instantly lost all black greens by calling Obama an “uncle tom” (of course, since Nader is a greater threat, the comparison is strained)).
I would fucking LOVE, LOVE for Obama to capture these assfaces within his first 100 days in office. Or at least bring back Crystal Pepsi.
In order to show his impartiality re the Middle East, O’Bama should make his closest adviser — say, his Chief of Staff — the son of an unrepetent Zionist terrorist — say, a member of the Irgun — who participated in campaigns to murder Arab women and children in an effort to drive the “wogs” out of Palestine.
Yeah, that will work.
That’s “Change We Can Believe In.”
(Can you believe those “Sand Niqqers”? Questioning Hopey’s impartiality?
The NERVE!)
facehead: Crystal Pepsi FTW.
facehead: Everything they learned about black americans, they learned on American TV.
I vote no on Crystal Pepsi, but yes on Sour Cream and Onion Doritos (google it).
wheelie: [link="http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/11/dr-alan-keyes-sues-barack-obama.html"]Dr. Alan Keyes Sues Barack Obama Over Eligibility[/link]
Comments are hilarious too! My fave:
[i]If the universe were a sane place Alan Keyes would have been our first President of African descent.[/i]
Neilist: His fathers comments didn’t help either.
I’m guessing his son’s appointment is some sort of payback for their peoples support.
1976 Toyota Hi-Lux; now that was a vehicle worth blowing up, lemme’ tell ya’.
So the terrorists ARE republicans.
Conspiracy solved.
zetetic: Ooh! “The Prisoner” reference! Good one…
Al-Qaeda likes Malcom X? Anyone else think that’s weird? They probably don’t know much about him. I laughed out loud when I read that AlQaeda provided the translation “House Negroe” at the bottom of the screen. Man. Wait, this is what I want- Next speech: “Alwaki gil fula gl arisui “Uncle Tom” alzar am udu cli abaada.” I think the ultimate punishment for Al Qaeda would be to involve them in some reality show. What if some some affiliate of Fox caught them and trapped them in some Big Brother house?
perhaps this guy should have used his internet cafe minutes to read some wingnut blogs before posting this stupid video, they would have told him that barry is obviously malcolm x’s secret lovechild…it kind of ruins his whole argument.
Borat: I don’t have the stomach for it but someone strong enough to delve into the comment wastelands of wingnuttia is sure to find people espousing the view that al-Zawahri’s repudiation of Obama is in fact the super double secret negative manchurian candidate move you speak of, i.e., of course they’re going to dis him as a house negro…that just deepens his cover.
I’d rather have a house negro than a brush clearing cracker running the place.