Oral Roberts College Fires 10% Of Workforce

Times are tough, and nothing is funny, but sometimes the "real" God (the Economy) plays an amusing prank on various fools who bet on the fake god: "Oral Roberts University will lay off about 100 employees, days after it agreed to a near-$450,000 separation agreement with its former president who resigned amid a spending scandal. The layoffs represent roughly 10 percent of the university's work force." PS: You don't really need to go to "university" to be a religious nut, so don't worry! [ Associated Press/NewsOK ]