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- Even though the Secretary of State job is off the table, maybe John Kerry will still be able to disappoint America as Secretary of the Interior. [Marc Ambinder]
- Joe Biden is not resigning from the Senate as part of a tricky seat-saving maneuver that will secure the position for his son Beau. [MSNBC]
- Mike Huckabee wants you to send him the most untoward stand-outs from your collection of amateur home videos. [Political Ticker]
- The new Draft Sarah Committee, or “2012DSC” in idiot, is up and running. There’s a photo of your gal tending to some moose blood soup on the cookstove and seven steps for supporting the effort, one of which includes “bookmarking this website.” [Jonathan Martin/2012DSC]
- Daily Kos is doing its part to make sure every resident of every state wishes Howard Dean a happy birthday. And then as a birthday president, some of Dean’s cheapest friends sent him an old graffitied trash can, because they hate him. [Daily Kos]
I’ve had a crush on him since he was 56.
That’s OK, Beau’s the smart one. He’s keeping it away from Hunter!
I’m going to ask Mike, “How come they ain’t no brothers on the wall?”
Go to the Draft Palin Website and click on the ‘Straw Poll’ button on whether Palin will beat Obama in 2012. Right now Obama is winning 71% to 29%.
Cape Clod: Beat me to it. Hahahahaha!
Cape Clod: I’m just disappointed that TruckNutz isn’t a third-party candidate in that poll…
But, but..Chris Cillizza says Beau will say no. For now:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/11/beau_biden_will_not_accept_app.html?hpid=artslot
Cape Clod: 73 - 27. lol. Also.
>>A rejuvenated Republican Party (RINO-free) can take back the House and the U.S. Senate.
Will Sarah shoot the RINOs from a helicopter.
John Kerry for Secretary of Comedy!
Get a Brain Morans!!!!!
Palin/TruckNutz 2010!!!!!
Clear your cookies and you can vote multiple times, if you’re that committed.
That DSC website is precious… as in the only nice thing that can be said about something desperately retarded.
They’re selling LAWN SIGNS????
That last FOUR YEARS???? Titanium???
76% to 24%, also. In every respect, Charlie.
Um, waz up with the photos on the DSC site? Anyone?
cookstove
I keep reading that as ‘cockstove’, but I suppose it’s Freudian again.
Mike Huckabee wants my home movies?
This should be good.
78% to 22% with I think it said 446 votes. About halfway to statistical significance!
Also, why stop there? What of Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis?
NoWireHangers: Somebody let me know when it get’s to 80%. LMFAO.
The “Email Gov Palin” link is a fucking REDIRECT. I’m calling Mike Kernell’s son to see if he can find her new email addy.
And finally, a big shout out for my man, Howard. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHH!
Take time to offer your time to the 2012dsp. I did:
Name: Truck Nutz
Address:* 1245 Wingnut Lane
City: RINO
State:NV
Zip: 696969
Home Phone: 900-560-6969
Work Phone: - -
Email:* pitbull@lipstick.com
I am willing to help in the following ways: Other: Getting the clothes out of the plane
Message: Truck Nutz in 2012!!!! Stop the Half-Brred Muslin!!!! Drill Baby Drill!!! In what regards, Charlie? Free Levi!!!! Nobama!!!!!1!!!1!!!
The American people have spoken. Only 20% want her as their president.
So, will she go away now?
Oh, you betcha the straw poll is 81% Obama now, dontcha know!
Imagine what a Palin-Cheney ticket could do both to wildlife and the faces of all their friends. You just need the right combination to change the percentages. Why I’d defect just for the entertainment value of the pathology of it.
Is every update on the DSC site going to be in a different font? All the Republican websites have this charming Geocities quality to them!!
ignatius_riley: 84% now….huzzah!!
Howard’s birthday was yesterday if I’m not mistaken. Someone told me today that it took guts for me to admit he was an old friend; From East Hampton yet. Wasn’t Nuke the Hamptons the first website removed by Homeland Security and the FCC?
I had to admit to that friend, additionally, that I knew Charlie Dean too, and a number of people who went to southeast asia on the brigades who sported aluminum rings hewn from American jet parts. Hewn from planes like the one ditched by our favorite loser.
Didn’t everyone go over there just for the Bodhi Sauce? Pass the bodhi sauce, I’m beginning to like it.
McSame was only one of our two favorite losers. Somebody’s got to drop a gee at least once a day on the news or I’m going to think I’m a prisoner in a prescriptive Grammar School. Sarah does it the best. Keep entertainin’ your flock Sarah. Cheney can’t shoot straight buy you can. Sheeple need people too.
Happy Birthday Howard Dean. An Einstein grad should know strategy from strategery. It’s lame duck season. Daffy says let’s drop W’s not R’s and fast. Dwopping auuwws is faw mister Fudd who retains his position as someone has commented.
If Philly is an armpit what is Bridgeport Connecticut?
( Looney Tunes theme follows played brashly - with a Howard Dean scream in the middle).
DRAFT SARA 2012, Maybe the marine, maybe “comfort girl” but it’s a good idea.
Straw Poll: 82-18 Obama! And check the “Photo Book.” Those tools have posted the fake Vogue magazine cover. Real official you idiots, real official.
Cape Clod: The Draft Sarah poll is so sophisticated you even just vote and vote and vote (just like Alaska, except they don’t give you $1600 of oil blood money a year).
There’s still only 1 member of their (Canadian Yahoo Group). Shall we invade? If so, we do we should do it gently. Like be nice for about a week - they don’t speak snark so it will be like the same as reading old English Shakespeare for them. Someone should volunteer to be co-moderator, then bring them down from within.
Anyone in?
Oh, if there are any fraudsters out there, you can probably figure out how to siphon off some of her idiot supporters credit card or bank details, but that can maybe buy you a toaster you can swap for a dimebag.
“7. You can be an organizer for your state or town. If interested, send an email to sarah2012@optonline.net.”
But Sarah looks DOWN on community organizers!
the sarah straw poll is now at 80%/20% (Obama/Palin) I wonder what 538.com has to say about this?
Yes, the old son-Beau-saving trick.
It’s called the “Lloyd Bridges” if I’m not mistaken.
I’d definitely rather have a ticket of the Lincoln Memorial + the Statue of Liberty than anything with Sarah Palin in it. Also, I believe her motto is “A Whatever-that-is in Every Pot!”
97% voting for Obama on the Draft Sarah Palin site…
Let the joyous news be spread!
Cheney, Gonzales Indicted By South Texas Grand Jury
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/18/cheney-gonzales-indicted_n_144749.html
Guess they won;t be able to visit Bush at his new house in Dallas.
I can’t believe Joe Biden. Well, I can believe I can’t believe him. The Botox did that for me. That and the terrible “stand up” joke to the guy in the wheelchair.
Does he not realize that this is a democracy? He can’t just reserve his chair, no matter what the leading leftist illuminati act like: the Kennedy dynasty hasn’t exactly worked out well, and Biden should take note.
What? I don’t think John Kerry will be disappointing as Secretary of the Inferior.