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November 17, 2008

Newt Gingrich Very Concerned About, What Now, The Gays

by Jim Newell  

Here’s what Newt Gingrich tells Bill O’Reilly in response to the latest Homosexual-Mormon War battles: “I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion.” Dude… they’re just Mormons.

Newt loves “traditional religion” and its values so very much. You know, Ten Commandments and the like! Such as, say, leaving your wife for a mistress while impeaching someone who got a BJ.

You can tell he really enjoys pretending that he has any convictions whatsoever. Also: near the end of this video he is credentialed as, “Co-Host Of The DVD, ‘We Have The Power.’” Which “they” don’t.

[Media Matters via Matt Yglesias]

{ 122 comments }

ManchuCandidate November 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Newty sez: I haz No Fe-e

mattbolt November 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Mormons are a traditional religion, now? Pretty sure the gays have been around for longer than their clan of polygamist space-Jesus magic underwear moonbat religion.

donner_froh November 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Better than the War on Christmas.

TGY November 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Newt is just upset that he can’t marry himself.

Rush November 17, 2008 at 4:16 pm

“gay and secular fascism” – never before in humankind have those words been put together in the same sentence.

Doglessliberal November 17, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Secular fascism? We are one of the most religious countries in the world, up there with Iran. Try telling someone you are are atheist. The reaction is akin to one people give the raving,unwashed, crazy man on the Metro–a blend of pity and fear and disgust.

loquaciousmusic November 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm

What about the fascism of fascists who fascistally have sexy-sexy time with their mistresses while they’re still married to their wives?

Just askin’.

Doglessliberal November 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm

oh, and Newt? 1st Amendment-look it up.

Styrofoam Boots November 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Tee-hee, he said “YouTube”.

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Dear Newt:

See “irrelevance” [defs. 1-2].
See also “Palin, Sarah” [def. 1].

Kthxbai.

Deepthroat November 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm

don’t forget, his wife was recovering from cancer at the time too

ihasasad November 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Quit talkin ’bout yerself and yer party you numbnutz!
Smart people like those here already know the republicans are secular and the bad kind of gayz!
Go away!

SlouchingTowardsWasilla November 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm

If I use words like “fascism” more will people think I’m smart too?

The Frogurt Is Also Cursed November 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm

so are these fascists also marxists, communists, socialists, and dadaists?

or what ever -ist sounds scariest to white middle america these days?

smashtheduck November 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Your name is Newt. Sit down.

Doglessliberal November 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=178831]Rush[/re]: imagine the uniforms a gay, secular fascist army would have!

shortsshortsshorts November 17, 2008 at 4:20 pm

:(

Nobody likes Newt. You’re all big meanies!
Newt loves you! He wants to sleep with you! That’s how much he loves you.

blinky_twinkie November 17, 2008 at 4:21 pm

These fricken’ asshats have been foisting the fundie conservative “We believe in G_d the Father Almighty maker of heaven and Earth and you’d better believe too or else, fhags” bullshit routine on the rest of us for at least the last decade and a half (overtly, anyway). I’m glad they’re getting their own back, and I hope they choke on it. F*ckers.

ihasasad November 17, 2008 at 4:21 pm

[re=178832]Doglessliberal[/re]: No kidding! Down here in the South you’re asked two things: 1. What’s your name and 2. What church do you go to. *

*not necessarily in that order

mattbolt November 17, 2008 at 4:21 pm

I need to get my hands on one of those Republican Thesauruses! For example, I had no idea gays were being fascist. I was just going by old, silly definitions based on what the word actually meant, as opposed to just a general-purpose word meaning “bad”. Let’s take at what other words we could have used instead of “fascist”, inside the ol’ Republican Thesaurus:

BAD (adj.) Not good. See synonyms: fascist, Nazi, communist, socialist, liberal, secular, progressive, un-American

GOOD (adj.) Our side. See synonyms: Traditional, conservative, religious, American

I’ll be damned, I thought all those words had their own unique meanings!

choinski November 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Isn’t his sister gay?

friendlynerd November 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm

The idea that religious people and right-wing politicians are somehow persecuted in this country never fails to get me laughing.

Beer4Prez November 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Secular extremists? I guess islamic extremists were so POTUS 43. All those countries that separate church and state better the fuck watch out!

smashtheduck November 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Every other post on Freep is about liberal, secular or gay fascists. It’s surreal. But the other posts are how-tos on stockpiling weapons. So there’s that…

Mustang November 17, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Hey after enduring 8 years of the Bush “administration”, they’re lucky we aren’t organizing lynch mobs. Actually, is anyone up for organizing some lynch mobs? Like in Hang ‘em High?

bitchincamaro November 17, 2008 at 4:23 pm

I wish ass cancer on Newty.

ihasasad November 17, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=178842]smashtheduck[/re]: WIN

ella November 17, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Rule #1 when teh gayz take over, Newt: no more fugly ties.

Doglessliberal November 17, 2008 at 4:25 pm

[re=178840]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: you get extra credit if you work in “hegemony” and “studies show”.

blader November 17, 2008 at 4:25 pm

This is great stuff.

This really isn’t a dream. Here are the thought leaders for the Republicans from now until another 50 years later:

Newt! Sarah! Rev Huckabee and that fuckingly stupid mormon bazillionare who looks like that weird nazi guy with the deep eyesockets and disturbing gaze

MarieDeGournay November 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Well, hmmm, concidering the traditional definition of fascism is a goverment that bends over and takes it in the ass for big business, I think we all know who the real fascists are in this country don’t we Mr. Contract to Screw and Sell Out America?

Deepthroat November 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm

And his half sister is gay.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94onewt.phtml

And just like Kent Dorfman, he hails from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

SayItWithWookies November 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Are they imposing their will on the rest of “us” by — uh — trying to marry each other? Hey wait, I have a suggestion — if Newt and Rush and good ol’ Ronald Reagan and all them others concerned about marriage only got married once instead of all the zillions of times they did get married, then there’d be plenty of marriage left over for the gays. That’s a fair compromise. Assholes.

btwbfdimho November 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Remind him that Jesus had two dads.

Fear of a Black Reagan November 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm

[re=178865]Deepthroat[/re]: Yeah, she’s a big muscle dyke. I bet she kicked his sissy ass when he was a young newtling.

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Lindsey Graham had something to say about this, but he was too busy getting rammed up the poop chute by Rick Davis.

Fear of a Black Reagan November 17, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Shorter Newt Gingrich: “I don’t know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah.”

mowgliwest November 17, 2008 at 4:32 pm

slogan for America’s new gay secular fascist government: drill, baby, drill!

CrunchyKnee November 17, 2008 at 4:32 pm

What would teh gay mormon magic underwear look like?

smashtheduck November 17, 2008 at 4:34 pm

In related news: Ted Haggart’s preachin’ the good lord’s gospel again. The gift just keeps on giving. Kinda like herpes.

Neilist November 17, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Having grown up in San Francisco – and thus having seen far more “Tom of Finland” posters than I care to remember — I think old Newty may have a point about that “gay facism” thingie.

“Seig Heil . . . you SAVAGE!”

magic titty November 17, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Fucking pig. What is it called when you hand your wife divorce papers while she’s in the hospital with cancer? Traditional religious practice?

Deepthroat November 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm

blader: Would that be Count Claus Schenk von Stauffenberg?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/04schenk_100x110.jpg

He kinda looks like Mittens

Giant Robot November 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm

As a long time onanist, I want some credit for threatening traditional values too.

NoWireHangers November 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm

I’m pretty sure “The Power” belongs to Snap. Oh snap!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

Toomush Infermashun November 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Aw, Newts just been putting bad things in his mouth again. Like newts…I just can’t help but notice the fat, downturned, crooked lips and half-open mouths of Republicans lately: Ted Stevens, O’Really, Dobby Dobson, Turdblossom, Newt, and the bush himself, not to mention Michelle, Pal Palin, and Kathryn Lopaz….the list goes on…

Numbat Dundee November 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm

[re=178831]Rush[/re]: Never heard of Jorge Haider?

4tehlulz November 17, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=178879]magic titty[/re]: “Christian love”

Sassette November 17, 2008 at 4:37 pm

Damn, I missed this skit on Saturday Night Live this week! Sounds like a laugh riot.

smashtheduck November 17, 2008 at 4:38 pm

[re=178884]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: Damn stretch marks

Kev-O-Tron November 17, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Maybe he meant to say gay “faction” or gay “fashion”?

Deepthroat November 17, 2008 at 4:40 pm

NoWireHangers: HotPantsDiva scores again!

southernfried November 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm

I can never quite understand what the wingnutz really think about teh gehz: one the one hand, they’re a menance to our national virility who sap our precious bodily fluids, on the other hand, they’re a freakishly tiny statisical aberration of no consequence whatsoever. I know, I know: looking for logicial consistency in the all the wrong places only leads to heartbreak and a possible trip to the free clinic. But, geez…

IslandGirlFL November 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Stupid republicans. They think the use a word with “ists” on the end and it means the end of civilization. IT DOESN”T WORK! We voted for Obama anyways. Stupid republicans.

FatCog November 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm

The conservatives do have a peculiar way of reclaiming particular words in the english language. Aligning Fascism with the left? Whats next, using the word ni***h as a complimentary salutation to their chauffeurs?

smashtheduck November 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm

[re=178893]IslandGirlFL[/re]: Newtists?

StripesAndPlaids November 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Newt Gingrich. Sorry. Piece. Of. Fuck.

Dreamer November 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm

I don’t understand why Gingrich still relevant. Are those desperate GOP just recycling their ass holes? I know they’re out of ideas but they can’t be out of hypocrites.

The Frogurt Is Also Cursed November 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.

Kev-O-Tron November 17, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Favorite slogans at Seattle’s Prop 8 rally:

Don’t like Gay marriage? Don’t get one.

If you like my decorating you’ll LOVE my revolution.

Ban Mormon sex.

Ban straight divorce.

grendel November 17, 2008 at 4:45 pm

[re=178844]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: That’s not Newt, that’s shorts. C’mere and gimme a kiss!

Fear of a Black Reagan November 17, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Be sure to catch the second installment of the interview!!! Wherein Newt tells Bill-o…

You know what, Bill? I’m sick and tired of women having the monopoly on erotic undergarments. If I want to wear a tight thong or a hot pair of panties, it’s my masculine right as a straight man. I don’t see why underwear needs to be fucking genderized all the time by mindless feminists. Who invented most lingerie in the first place? MEN. And certainly not just for their sexist wives. If a female can wear jeans then a male should be able to wear and enjoy a pink g-string in public without shame or peer pressure. Why do we put up with this implicit discrimination?

We Republicans gotta keep these culture wars in line, yo!

donner_froh November 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm

[re=178861]Doglessliberal[/re]: Studies show that the most opressed people in the United States are wealthy, middle-aged white males with unlimited access to talk radio and Fox News.

Ms Johnson November 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm

Apparently, I have been heretofore uninformed. The gayz are “prepared to use violence, to use harassment?” What? Choke him with our feather boas and smear hair gel in his eyes? Who’d want to get that close? Ewww.

randomsausage November 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Damn you gay secular fascists, you’re giving fascism a bad name

qwerty42 November 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm

[re=178846]ihasasad[/re]: it is true though that in Savannah, they really do ask “what would you like to drink?” In the summer (which is quite long), I suggest a gin and tonic.

Scarab November 17, 2008 at 4:49 pm

At 59 seconds into the video Newt defends those who support an “historic version of Islam.”
This is obviously a new episode of ‘Punk’d.’

Doglessliberal November 17, 2008 at 4:49 pm

[re=178846]ihasasad[/re]: and, if you are female, what sorority did you pledge?

PrairiePossum November 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm

I think Tina Fey properly noted that marriage is a sacred bond between two unwilling teenagers faced with an unwanted pregnancy.

Praises be to Jesus.

If marriage is such a sacred Christian tradition, why didn’t Jesus get married?

Miller November 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm

You gotta wonder if there’s some giant irony alarm going off in Newtie’s head when he says all this. “Danger, Newt, danger! You are describing yourself. You are describing the tactics of your own party. You are opening yourself up and showing everyone your black hypocritical heart. Shutting down…self awareness…must protect…inflated sense of self importance! NEWT 2012!”

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

4tehlulz November 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm

[re=178898]The Frogurt Is Also Cursed[/re]: Wait. I thought the walrus was Paul. If John or Paul or you are the Walrus, who is the Eggman? Are you the Eggman?

bitchincamaro November 17, 2008 at 4:51 pm

[re=178882]Giant Robot[/re]: Credit given, and shared.

LittlePig November 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm

[re=178900]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Ban straight divorce.

I find that shuts ‘em up like nothing else. Especially if you point out that Jesus wasn’t real crazy about divorce.

The Frogurt Is Also Cursed November 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm

[re=178916]4tehlulz[/re]: goo goo g’joob

Texan Bulldoggette November 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Weird days when Prince & Newt Gingrich agree on something.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/17/prince-talks-religious-co_n_144338.html

Mustang November 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Gay = bad Secretly gay = traditional religion

Rev. Juan MessyCan November 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm

[re=178873]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Like this, but in white and with a little cross right at the tip of the, well, tip.

southernfried November 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm

[re=178906]Ms Johnson[/re]: Oh, yeah: the “harassment”. Poor persecuted Mormofascists. You donate a grand or two to deprive people of their civil liberties, get the atta-straight-boys from your bishop and church buddies, and everything’s just lovely. Then those who object to you making their marriages illegal (along a load of friends, neighbors, and families) say, “That was not nice, Mr. Mormofascist. I am vexed and will not be purchasing goods and services from your business anymore” and you crumple? Yeah, it’s blood in the streets, ain’t it? You make sick, you crybabies — butch up, show a little self-respect, and take it like a gay man, you snivelling little dorks.

Mull_Man November 17, 2008 at 5:04 pm

[re=178830]TGY[/re]: oh – he’s tried many times … very soft hands, I’ve heard.

Jukesgrrl November 17, 2008 at 5:05 pm

[re=178834]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Do all “fascists who fascistally have sexy-sexy time with their mistresses” do it wearing diapers? Because the thought of Newt in diapers is really turning me on.

WendyK November 17, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Yes, Newt, this is precisely what the Republican Party needs. A culture war, where you take the side of the Mormons against teh ghey. You and McMooseMama get to work on that ASAP. I think this strategy will only work if you take it to the furthest extreme as you can, so don’t hold back. Keep it going, but be much, much more vocal. Amp it up. I know your efforts will result in the betterment of this fine nation.

psychedelicSludge November 17, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Yes, Newt. All of these hard-line free-though relativists
are threating your first-amendment rights.

OKLAHOMAjesus? November 17, 2008 at 5:07 pm

I can’t even make a joke or laugh at this at all, these people make me sick to my stomach. They are sooooo held down, I mean the Christians freaking rule this country!

Actually the end is funny, Bill “Don’t change the channel we are going to scare the shit out of you when we come back! FEAR< TERROR GAYS BLACKS MEXICANS ECONOMY!!#$# rAWRA DeMOcrats!!!!”

Rev. Juan MessyCan November 17, 2008 at 5:13 pm

[re=178932]southernfried[/re]: Hear, hear!

Amazing that a little bashing makes them cry like little spoiled brats whose ice cream cone just met ms. dogshit on the ground (five-second rule=void) when some of us have been enduring dastardly treatment and downright abuse for eleventy hundred years… because of fascist-like mindsets which dittoheads support, uphold and, against all reason, cling to.

Newt, if you want to live with those values, go herd goats in the unforgiving desert – that’s what they were made for… and get lost for forty or four hundred years, you moran!

DL Hughely really pissed me off Friday when interviewing my darling Daniel Salvaje and said, among several other stupid things, “I’ve never met a black atheist.” And you don’t realize that it’s only because of cultural colonialism, you funkin mind-slave?

Ahh… I should just go slurp on a bag of dicks- because I like them.

psychedelicSludge November 17, 2008 at 5:21 pm

“It’s no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063823/quotes

answerbird November 17, 2008 at 5:25 pm

[re=178879]magic titty[/re]: What is it called when you hand your wife divorce papers while she’s in the hospital with cancer?
The Republican two step. What is worse, dumping you crippled wife who waited 5 1/2 years for you to come home or serving papers on your wife while she is in the hospital. At least Edwards waited until his wife went into remission before he screwed around! Don’t tell me the Newt isn’t getting all hot and flustered with Republican teenage boys.

Aurelio November 17, 2008 at 5:29 pm

[re=178855]bitchincamaro[/re]: I wish ass cancer on Newty. No. Not even on Newt.

Aurelio November 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm

[re=178945]OKLAHOMAjesus?[/re]: They are sooooo held down, I mean the Christians freaking rule this country! That’s one of the ingredients of real fascism: convincing people that they are an oppressed majority.

sevenrepeat November 17, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Gay government…..that’s fierce!!

grevillea November 17, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Doglessliberal[/re]: [re=178843]

grevillea November 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm
freeatlast November 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm

It’s a little bit hard to cry the end of world is coming when hope is on the horizon. Jackasses. They all look like a bunch of conspiracy theorists. No one takes them serious. They’re watched because it’s entertaining. Not because it’s informative.

Cathangover November 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm

I like when he says “Antithetical” and then makes sure to define it.

StephanieInCA November 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm

[re=178832]Doglessliberal[/re]: C’mon, why do you have to talk about Joe Lieberman like that?

Toomush Infermashun November 17, 2008 at 6:00 pm

HaHaHaHa! It’s not even January yet! And this train doesn’t even know where the tracks are, anymore! Guns! Queer fascists! Over-the-hill Eskimos! Somebody help me, I’m drowning………

Schizobicho November 17, 2008 at 6:00 pm

God=sin=guilt=perversion. I bet most pedophiles/rapists/other creepies believe in a God.
Thank Dog I’m an Atheist!!

StephanieInCA November 17, 2008 at 6:00 pm

[re=178906]Ms Johnson[/re]: Apparently, they also throw glitter: http://urbzen.com/2008/11/12/glitter-oh-the-humanity/

sati demise November 17, 2008 at 6:24 pm

[re=179024]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: they just keep trying to find the OLD, overgrown with weeds tracks. Did they not learn these roads lead to the bridge to nowhere?

meh, imagine how their heads will explode on Inauguration Day. I. can. not. wait.

Borat November 17, 2008 at 6:51 pm

Newt really wants it. Reading between the lines, he wants someone to impose their will on him in a violent or harassing way. Why are all these GOP guys in the closet? If they just came out, they would totally win the gayz vote

Toomush Infermashun November 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm

sati demise: Yeh, the only word I can think of is: SPLOOOOOGE!!!…

Lazy Media November 17, 2008 at 7:03 pm

[re=178828]donner_froh[/re]: I get so SICK of the way the War on Christmas creeps in earlier and earlier every year. The War on Christmas begins AFTER Thanksgiving, dammit, with the traditional stoning of Santa at the Macy’s parade.

Lazy Media November 17, 2008 at 7:10 pm

[re=178838]Deepthroat[/re]: No, that was the previous wife he cheated on. He cheated on the cancery one with the one he was cheating on during the impeachment hearings.

Lazy Media November 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm

[re=178841]The Frogurt Is Also Cursed[/re]: Dashiki-ist.

Kev-O-Tron November 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm

[re=179051]sati demise[/re]: Oh yes…. There will be a fantastic closing shot where Hopey and Michelle step inside the front door of 1600 Pennsylvania and close the door. At that moment it will sink into the collective mind of the GOP electorate that – finally – there is a black family living in the White House. And they will not like that feeling one. single. bit.

Lascauxcaveman November 17, 2008 at 7:27 pm

[re=178847]mattbolt[/re]: (overheard in Republican home)

KID: “Mom, I wanna roast beef sandwich in my lunch today.”

MOM: “Sorry, dear, the roast beef is for dinner tonight. Howbout a PBJ?”

KID: “Fascist.”

Canuck13652 November 17, 2008 at 7:30 pm

[re=178900]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: I’ve had mormon sex and it’s fantastic. No banning it please. Mormon boys–ideally more than one at a time–are HOT. Especially when they curl up crying at the end because they know Moroni is mad at them.

Ilikepigeons November 17, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Christiofascists must die now/all fat old white men.

Neon Trotsky November 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm

-Teh gays have good fashion sense
-Fascists have good fashion sense (Nazi SS uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss)
Coincidence? Methinks not!

Neon Trotsky November 17, 2008 at 8:03 pm

[re=178827]mattbolt[/re]: Just think, if Mormonism is “traditional religion” now, in only about 50 years or so Scientology will be a “traditional religion” too!

serj! November 17, 2008 at 8:33 pm

[re=178969]answerbird[/re]: BUT THAT WAS OVER 30 YEARS AGO THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAS RUN OUT AND HE’S A WAR HERO AND WHAT ABOUT CLINTON!!!

/freeper madness

Roll Fish November 17, 2008 at 8:49 pm

silly Newt doesn’t realize that everything he described perfectly describes the position that he and his cronies are in. Just straight up harassing and forcin their views on people and trying to control hte government.

finallyhappy November 17, 2008 at 8:50 pm

What the hell is the war on Christmas? Can you go anywhere without seeing cheesy decorations and hearing endless Christmas muzak? Did Limbaugh get coal instead of Oxy in his stocking?

S.Luggo November 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm

[re=178848]choinski[/re]: Yes, but the two have been divorced for years.

S.Luggo November 17, 2008 at 9:33 pm

“Dude… they’re just Mormons.”
Right. As you try to take hold of them to justify yourself, Gingy, as an egotistical, serial polygamist.

While Mittney, whore of Fox News ratings and David Frum, might not see through you, we do.

donner_froh November 17, 2008 at 9:48 pm

[re=179257]finallyhappy[/re]: Are you in tank with the gay fascist Christmas haters who refuse to acknowledge that a store clerk saying “Happy Holidays” to a shopper is part of the anti-christ agenda?

Just asking.

napalmnacey November 17, 2008 at 11:56 pm

Wai-wai-wai-wait… violent gays?! Cause “Straight-bashing” is such a common phrase heard in our society, really!

I really want to see this supposed gay and secular army of fascists. I bet we’re really, really well dressed. *nods* And we all have fabulous haircuts.

trai_dep November 18, 2008 at 4:50 am

So, Capri pants will finally die the undignified death they deserve?
Because Jodphurs > Capris. Anyday.

bopumofu November 18, 2008 at 7:59 am

Give him a break. A guy who goes through life with a name like Newt is bound to be defensive about his sexuality.

JDHART November 18, 2008 at 9:59 am

BE AFRAID EVERYONE! BE VERY AFRAID! THE GAYS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT AND IMPOSE THEIR BELIEFS ON US! Oh wait, didn’t the Christians already do that? Never mind.

Shhh November 18, 2008 at 2:31 pm

My dad worked for Newty at some point, 5 or 6 years ago maybe longer? Anyway, he invited Daddy to some kind of speech thing, and the entire time he was speaking Newt stared at my stepmother’s breasts. Afterward, he came up to my father and asked him who the delightful woman was…. this of course, while he’s married.

BaxterJones November 18, 2008 at 3:47 pm

I can’t believe Gingrich is still out there and people are still listening.
http://www.entertonement.com/collections/7622/Gingrich-on-Gays-and-Fascism

Sibos November 18, 2008 at 7:49 pm

Nice to see that these two guys are talking about christian morality, seeing as how Bill-O was slapped with a huge sexual harassment suit, and Newt cheated on his wife with his secretary.

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