McCain To Be Named Secretary of Old People

Barack Obama's favorite movie isThe Godfather, and today he gets to recreate the scene in which Abe Vigoda begs forgiveness for his crimes against the Family, and dashing young monster Michael Corleone offers exile in Las Vegas, but then has Vigoda savagely assassinated on the way to the airport. This will happen in Chicago today, basically, but clueless old McCain is being lured to Obama's lair with false rumors of a cabinet appointment.

McCain is bringing worthless old fag Lindsey Graham to the meeting. Rahm Emanuel will be there to kill them both.

 Former foes on Obama's radar [Boston Globe]