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New German Leader Looks Like Generic 70s British Character Actor

Spam spam spam spamOh look it’s that guy from Get Carter, the one who Michael Caine finds at the racetrack wearing a sweet pair of shades! No wait, it’s a lost member of Monty Python who gave up acting for a sweet hippie chick in Haight-Ashbury and was last seen in the Mojave Desert, high on peyote and wearing a bearskin. No wait again, it’s the first person of Turkish descent to lead a German political party. Huzzah for German Green party chairman Cem Ozdemir, the Barack Obama of Europe! [International Herald Tribune]


10:01 AM on Mon November 17 2008
By Sara K. Smith
2190 Views

  1. MathewBrooks says at 10:05 am, November 17th, 2008

    he looks like the villain from an episode of Doctor Who.

  2. freakishlystrong says at 10:06 am, November 17th, 2008

    BEWEGAN!

  3. Cookie Guggelman says at 10:06 am, November 17th, 2008

    It’s the real fifth Beatle the lads left behind in Hamburg.

  4. bitchincamaro says at 10:09 am, November 17th, 2008

    From U-bahn bottom pincher to party hack is not such a big leap, is it?

  5. ManchuCandidate says at 10:09 am, November 17th, 2008

    Does he have a lousy Hummus recipe, too?

    I wish him well though and hope he doesn’t descend into Nadir like egomania.

  6. magic titty says at 10:10 am, November 17th, 2008

    Even the Germans have given up on ‘whitey’. What’s this world coming to?

  7. If you sit back and let your eyes glaze over a little it looks like John Oliver in a Jane Austen movie

  8. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 10:15 am, November 17th, 2008

    SIDEBURNS!

  9. pourmecoffee says at 10:16 am, November 17th, 2008

    Mutton Chops, baby!

  10. Ralf Fücks
    I WANT THAT NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Paul in Boca says at 10:16 am, November 17th, 2008

    Ralf Fücks, director of the Heinrich Böll Foundation
    jeez, what a name!

  12. Sherlick Holmes in the Kase of the Klostrophobic Kirkpinar Kloset

  13. magic titty: Dude, what the fuck? Where will all us white people retreat to if even European countries go brown? I must come up with a new contingency plan.

  14. sarahconnor says at 10:19 am, November 17th, 2008

    Serge Gainsbourg?

  15. Harland Williams?

  16. SwanSwanH says at 10:20 am, November 17th, 2008

    bitchincamaro: Turkish “guest workers” always get plum assignments, like janitor at Dr. Mueller’s Blue Kino and Sex Shop, or chairman of Die Grünen.

  17. So wait, Bush ruined the rep of white people being able to lead worldwide? Well done sir, well done.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  18. Squiggyfm says at 10:23 am, November 17th, 2008

    Dr. Carter is coming back to ER???

  19. Serolf Divad says at 10:23 am, November 17th, 2008

    Wasn’t he in the French Connection.

  20. OMG HALLOCHEN CEM!!! Wie geht’s dir und deinem schoenen Schwabischen akzent? :)

    With boys like that at the helm, politics may yet become good TV.

  21. chaste everywhere says at 10:25 am, November 17th, 2008

    Lord McCartney’s sister?

  22. charlesdegoal says at 10:27 am, November 17th, 2008

    They’re moving into our mansions. Still, we’ve had a good run.

  23. I will fight to the death against mutton chops being brought back into the pop culture. That is my line in the sand, hairwise.

  24. Paul in Boca: Could be worse. He could be director of the Uwe Boll Foundation.

  25. AxmxZ: uhhh.. im so looking for humor today, i really want to laugh at your comment, i really do, but….i dont Deutsch lesen

  26. The Pumpernickel says at 10:36 am, November 17th, 2008

    Did anyone else just start singing “Stayin’ Alive”? Just me? Ok…

    http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com

  27. InsidiousTuna says at 10:39 am, November 17th, 2008

    4tehlulz: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

    Fuck you.

  28. psychedelicSludge says at 10:47 am, November 17th, 2008

    Banisadr was the George Washington of Iran,
    but I always thought he looked more like the Peter Sellers of Iran.
    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=bani%20sadr&gbv=2

  29. MarieDeGournay says at 10:50 am, November 17th, 2008

    dano: Here’s my plan. Move to France and date as may French speaking Turkish girls as possible.

  30. psychedelicSludge says at 10:52 am, November 17th, 2008

    This is where they ended up, far from home, and far from talented.
    In those days there was a fifth Rutle, Leppo, who mainly stood at the back.
    He couldn’t play the guitar, but he knew how to have a good time,
    and in Hamburg that was more difficult.
    http://www.rutles.org/rstory.html

  31. dano: Finland. They still spit at brunets. Tru fax.

  32. monty: “Cemle” speaks with a regional accent. Think Obama if he talked hick-Arkansas instead of anchorman-Kansas.

  33. psychedelicSludge says at 11:02 am, November 17th, 2008

    must not paste … ok one more.
    Well at least PJ O’R can’t say this anymore:
    “Their lardy women have long, tangled masses of sticky hair under their arms, and the men shave the sides of their heads.”
    http://foreigners.inthecommode.com/germans.htm

  34. JohnnyMeatworth says at 11:03 am, November 17th, 2008

    When did Rowan Atkinson go into politics??? is this a Black Adder reality show???

  35. ManchuCandidate says at 11:04 am, November 17th, 2008

    JohnnyMeatworth:
    He looks more like Baldrick.

  36. JohnnyMeatworth says at 11:09 am, November 17th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: hahahahahaha, yeah, i’ll grant you that. PLUS he has a cunning plan to save Germany.

  37. Peter Sellers is ALIVE! Katooooo.

  38. HuskyMescan says at 11:23 am, November 17th, 2008

    Damn, nice lambchops. I won’t go as far back as 70s. Circa 1997-1999 was another period of big sideburns (Blues Traveler, Jason Priestly, etc).

  39. Yes we Cem!

  40. bitchincamaro says at 11:28 am, November 17th, 2008

    Flashman to the charge!

  41. poptarts ' says at 11:29 am, November 17th, 2008

    Looks like Steve Diggle from the Buzzcocks to me.

  42. napalmnacey says at 11:30 am, November 17th, 2008

    Man, I wish Australia would get with it and get some awesome politicians. I mean, Kevin Rudd’s okay, he’s the sort of man that’ll admit it when he went to a titty joint and STILL win an election (we really wanted to get rid of John Howard, aka, Bush’s stand-in Fluffer when Britain wasn’t on the job) but he doesn’t have THOSE lamb-chops, and he’s got no minority to speak of. Though, on the upside, the leader of our Greens party is a gay, pot-smoking ex-doctor. *nods* He’s pretty hilarious.

  43. Now is ze time on Shprockets vhen ve dance.

  44. TGY: Your stoorie haz become tiresome. Letz Danz!

  45. dannygutters says at 11:32 am, November 17th, 2008

    Doesn’t half black beat muttonchops in world stage race poker?

  46. napalmnacey:
    I thought the greatest problem with your elected officials is that they vanish from the surf without a trace.

  47. norbizness says at 11:47 am, November 17th, 2008
  48. kmarie08wj says at 12:10 pm, November 17th, 2008

    I think he resembles Liam Gallagher in ten years…

  49. the cold war makes me hot says at 12:15 pm, November 17th, 2008

    i’m kinda diggin the mutton chops.

  50. Voted for Mondale says at 12:15 pm, November 17th, 2008

    It’s obvious Newkirk from Hogan’s Heroes!!!

  51. Itsjustme says at 12:21 pm, November 17th, 2008

    Patrick McNee has some competition.

  52. randomsausage says at 12:41 pm, November 17th, 2008

    You like zee threesome, no?

  53. bonsai pajamas says at 12:45 pm, November 17th, 2008

    Jeez, if any of you were seasoned aficionados of the wooly lambchops you’d know that guy looks just like Pete Townsend! Now ask me who’s Pete Townsend. Please ask, WHO’s Pete Townsend.

    I’m over it.

  54. Mr Blifil says at 12:47 pm, November 17th, 2008

    Groovy, baby. Pass it over this way! There’s a daisy chain going on in the master bedroom if you need to get loose.

  55. MarieDeGournay says at 12:47 pm, November 17th, 2008

    MathewBrooks: He is the Master!

  56. whiteasasheet says at 1:08 pm, November 17th, 2008

    “Gastarbeiter” means “guestworker”? Bummer, I always thought it meant something else.

  57. lawrenceofthedesert says at 1:25 pm, November 17th, 2008

    bonsai pajamas: We all know Pete; he wrote the theme songs for CSI’s and that movie score for Ann Margaret…

    Cem looks like the bass player for Englebert Humperdinck — no, not the the pop singer, the ORIGINAL Englebert. (Or maybe he was the guy sitting next to Eddie Izzard while Eddie thought up the pop singer’s stage name.)

  58. bonsai pajamas: I’d say his face is smaller than that.

  59. Son of Mark Penn says at 1:39 pm, November 17th, 2008

    He reminds me of Lupin the Third!

  60. randomsausage says at 1:47 pm, November 17th, 2008

    It would be awesome if Barry could grow some facial hair before Jan 20th. I’m recommending a full Samuel L. Jackson look from Pulp Fiction, to really freak out the Red-staters.

  61. East of Sweden says at 2:36 pm, November 17th, 2008

    napalmnacey: Phil Rudd for Prime Minister of Australia!

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