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November 17, 2008

New German Leader Looks Like Generic 70s British Character Actor

by Sara K. Smith  

Spam spam spam spamOh look it’s that guy from Get Carter, the one who Michael Caine finds at the racetrack wearing a sweet pair of shades! No wait, it’s a lost member of Monty Python who gave up acting for a sweet hippie chick in Haight-Ashbury and was last seen in the Mojave Desert, high on peyote and wearing a bearskin. No wait again, it’s the first person of Turkish descent to lead a German political party. Huzzah for German Green party chairman Cem Ozdemir, the Barack Obama of Europe! [International Herald Tribune]

{ 61 comments }

MathewBrooks November 17, 2008 at 10:05 am

he looks like the villain from an episode of Doctor Who.

freakishlystrong November 17, 2008 at 10:06 am

BEWEGAN!

Cookie Guggelman November 17, 2008 at 10:06 am

It’s the real fifth Beatle the lads left behind in Hamburg.

bitchincamaro November 17, 2008 at 10:09 am

From U-bahn bottom pincher to party hack is not such a big leap, is it?

ManchuCandidate November 17, 2008 at 10:09 am

Does he have a lousy Hummus recipe, too?

I wish him well though and hope he doesn’t descend into Nadir like egomania.

magic titty November 17, 2008 at 10:10 am

Even the Germans have given up on ‘whitey’. What’s this world coming to?

ihasasad November 17, 2008 at 10:12 am

If you sit back and let your eyes glaze over a little it looks like John Oliver in a Jane Austen movie

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 17, 2008 at 10:15 am

SIDEBURNS!

pourmecoffee November 17, 2008 at 10:16 am

Mutton Chops, baby!

ihasasad November 17, 2008 at 10:16 am

Ralf Fücks
I WANT THAT NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul in Boca November 17, 2008 at 10:16 am

Ralf Fücks, director of the Heinrich Böll Foundation
jeez, what a name!

choinski November 17, 2008 at 10:17 am

Sherlick Holmes in the Kase of the Klostrophobic Kirkpinar Kloset

dano November 17, 2008 at 10:18 am

[re=178110]magic titty[/re]: Dude, what the fuck? Where will all us white people retreat to if even European countries go brown? I must come up with a new contingency plan.

sarahconnor November 17, 2008 at 10:19 am

Serge Gainsbourg?

joezoo November 17, 2008 at 10:19 am

Harland Williams?

SwanSwanH November 17, 2008 at 10:20 am

[re=178108]bitchincamaro[/re]: Turkish “guest workers” always get plum assignments, like janitor at Dr. Mueller’s Blue Kino and Sex Shop, or chairman of Die Grünen.

Miller November 17, 2008 at 10:22 am

So wait, Bush ruined the rep of white people being able to lead worldwide? Well done sir, well done.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Squiggyfm November 17, 2008 at 10:23 am

Dr. Carter is coming back to ER???

Serolf Divad November 17, 2008 at 10:23 am

Wasn’t he in the French Connection.

AxmxZ November 17, 2008 at 10:25 am

OMG HALLOCHEN CEM!!! Wie geht’s dir und deinem schoenen Schwabischen akzent? :)

With boys like that at the helm, politics may yet become good TV.

chaste everywhere November 17, 2008 at 10:25 am

Lord McCartney’s sister?

charlesdegoal November 17, 2008 at 10:27 am

They’re moving into our mansions. Still, we’ve had a good run.

Gopherit November 17, 2008 at 10:27 am

I will fight to the death against mutton chops being brought back into the pop culture. That is my line in the sand, hairwise.

4tehlulz November 17, 2008 at 10:32 am

[re=178116]Paul in Boca[/re]: Could be worse. He could be director of the Uwe Boll Foundation.

monty November 17, 2008 at 10:35 am

[re=178128]AxmxZ[/re]: uhhh.. im so looking for humor today, i really want to laugh at your comment, i really do, but….i dont Deutsch lesen

The Pumpernickel November 17, 2008 at 10:36 am

Did anyone else just start singing “Stayin’ Alive”? Just me? Ok…

http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com

InsidiousTuna November 17, 2008 at 10:39 am

[re=178135]4tehlulz[/re]: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Fuck you.

psychedelicSludge November 17, 2008 at 10:47 am

Banisadr was the George Washington of Iran,
but I always thought he looked more like the Peter Sellers of Iran.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=bani%20sadr&gbv=2

MarieDeGournay November 17, 2008 at 10:50 am

[re=178118]dano[/re]: Here’s my plan. Move to France and date as may French speaking Turkish girls as possible.

psychedelicSludge November 17, 2008 at 10:52 am

This is where they ended up, far from home, and far from talented.
In those days there was a fifth Rutle, Leppo, who mainly stood at the back.
He couldn’t play the guitar, but he knew how to have a good time,
and in Hamburg that was more difficult.
http://www.rutles.org/rstory.html

AxmxZ November 17, 2008 at 10:58 am

[re=178118]dano[/re]: Finland. They still spit at brunets. Tru fax.

AxmxZ November 17, 2008 at 11:01 am

[re=178138]monty[/re]: “Cemle” speaks with a regional accent. Think Obama if he talked hick-Arkansas instead of anchorman-Kansas.

psychedelicSludge November 17, 2008 at 11:02 am

must not paste … ok one more.
Well at least PJ O’R can’t say this anymore:
“Their lardy women have long, tangled masses of sticky hair under their arms, and the men shave the sides of their heads.”
http://foreigners.inthecommode.com/germans.htm

JohnnyMeatworth November 17, 2008 at 11:03 am

When did Rowan Atkinson go into politics??? is this a Black Adder reality show???

ManchuCandidate November 17, 2008 at 11:04 am

[re=178168]JohnnyMeatworth[/re]:
He looks more like Baldrick.

JohnnyMeatworth November 17, 2008 at 11:09 am

[re=178170]ManchuCandidate[/re]: hahahahahaha, yeah, i’ll grant you that. PLUS he has a cunning plan to save Germany.

Servo November 17, 2008 at 11:20 am

Peter Sellers is ALIVE! Katooooo.

HuskyMescan November 17, 2008 at 11:23 am

Damn, nice lambchops. I won’t go as far back as 70s. Circa 1997-1999 was another period of big sideburns (Blues Traveler, Jason Priestly, etc).

Steeevyo November 17, 2008 at 11:27 am

Yes we Cem!

bitchincamaro November 17, 2008 at 11:28 am

Flashman to the charge!

poptarts ' November 17, 2008 at 11:29 am

Looks like Steve Diggle from the Buzzcocks to me.

napalmnacey November 17, 2008 at 11:30 am

Man, I wish Australia would get with it and get some awesome politicians. I mean, Kevin Rudd’s okay, he’s the sort of man that’ll admit it when he went to a titty joint and STILL win an election (we really wanted to get rid of John Howard, aka, Bush’s stand-in Fluffer when Britain wasn’t on the job) but he doesn’t have THOSE lamb-chops, and he’s got no minority to speak of. Though, on the upside, the leader of our Greens party is a gay, pot-smoking ex-doctor. *nods* He’s pretty hilarious.

TGY November 17, 2008 at 11:30 am

Now is ze time on Shprockets vhen ve dance.

ihasasad November 17, 2008 at 11:32 am

[re=178197]TGY[/re]: Your stoorie haz become tiresome. Letz Danz!

dannygutters November 17, 2008 at 11:32 am

Doesn’t half black beat muttonchops in world stage race poker?

Servo November 17, 2008 at 11:35 am

[re=178196]napalmnacey[/re]:
I thought the greatest problem with your elected officials is that they vanish from the surf without a trace.

norbizness November 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
kmarie08wj November 17, 2008 at 12:10 pm

I think he resembles Liam Gallagher in ten years…

the cold war makes me hot November 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm

i’m kinda diggin the mutton chops.

Voted for Mondale November 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm

It’s obvious Newkirk from Hogan’s Heroes!!!

Itsjustme November 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Patrick McNee has some competition.

randomsausage November 17, 2008 at 12:41 pm

You like zee threesome, no?

bonsai pajamas November 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Jeez, if any of you were seasoned aficionados of the wooly lambchops you’d know that guy looks just like Pete Townsend! Now ask me who’s Pete Townsend. Please ask, WHO’s Pete Townsend.

I’m over it.

Mr Blifil November 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Groovy, baby. Pass it over this way! There’s a daisy chain going on in the master bedroom if you need to get loose.

MarieDeGournay November 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm

[re=178102]MathewBrooks[/re]: He is the Master!

whiteasasheet November 17, 2008 at 1:08 pm

“Gastarbeiter” means “guestworker”? Bummer, I always thought it meant something else.

lawrenceofthedesert November 17, 2008 at 1:25 pm

[re=178339]bonsai pajamas[/re]: We all know Pete; he wrote the theme songs for CSI’s and that movie score for Ann Margaret…

Cem looks like the bass player for Englebert Humperdinck — no, not the the pop singer, the ORIGINAL Englebert. (Or maybe he was the guy sitting next to Eddie Izzard while Eddie thought up the pop singer’s stage name.)

lapinot November 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm

[re=178339]bonsai pajamas[/re]: I’d say his face is smaller than that.

Son of Mark Penn November 17, 2008 at 1:39 pm

He reminds me of Lupin the Third!

randomsausage November 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm

It would be awesome if Barry could grow some facial hair before Jan 20th. I’m recommending a full Samuel L. Jackson look from Pulp Fiction, to really freak out the Red-staters.

East of Sweden November 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm

[re=178196]napalmnacey[/re]: Phil Rudd for Prime Minister of Australia!

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