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OH how we love this! We searched “biden cheney” on YouTube to find some clip of yesterday’s meet-and-kill and instead found a video of this image against a background of slowly changing colors and a delightful trip-hop song. It is five minutes long.. OH HELL, we’ll just put it after the jump. You people are all unemployed and stoned in a filthy dumpster right now, yes? You will love this.
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Portishead this early? Are you trying to make me sullen before lunch, Jim?
…coincidence that Barry is a “Black Panther”? I think not!
Furries are gross.
Everyone loves Portishead.
If you don’t like it, mom, close the damn basement door.
(BTW, even as a wolf or whatever, McCain still looks terrible against a green backdrop)
When they said “Change we can believe in” I didn’t expect Obama and Biden to change into werewolves.
Oh well, Democrats are werewolves and Republicans are vampires (bloodsuckers). What else is new?
Hm, how does one define “phoning it in” for the Wonkette reader?
I’m betting that if Simple Palin sees this she’s going demand that someone commandeer a chopper and bring her her rifle.
Yiff in hell furfags!!!
Tommy Says Soooo: Five posts by 10:30.
I will ban the eternal fuck out of you.
Dr Moreau 2012 - Change you can believe in.
Is this a trailer for a new cartoon by the guy who did Fritz the Cat?
Well, that was a life changing event. I’d give it a D-.
Jim Newell: Dude, put the pipe down. It’s a joke. Unless you really think I believe Ken Layne sodomized my naugahyde sofa. Ban me for that, that will make everyone happy.
I get the “work less” part, but what will this motionless video help me “make more” of?
Splurgos: Not everyone.
OMG! Is it me or are those two Hawt? Hubba hubba!
I mean, PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy Says Soooo: Jim has a lot of real estate to fill, cut him a little slack. & I have to say, this is as entertaining as the average thing i look at on line…
…tho perhaps that is damning it with faint praise.
What the hell?
So which one is Obama? o.o
god i miss the 90s.
Tommy Says Soooo: TBH i dont really read wonkette for teh stories i just like to look at the pitchers and read the comments
I’m having a very slow seizure right now.
On one hand, furry Obama scares me. On the other, Portishead gets me in the mood… Perhaps this can all be worked out in Second Life?
What the fuck is going on here? Is this Portishead? I AM CONFUSED!
Too bad I can never listen to them again, as the furries have officially crowned it THE group for their goddamned endorsement. It’s too bad they waited this long, the furry vote trumps the Truck Nutz vote in many states in the union.
It is done.
Well, I’m off to CVS with the hopes that consuming some Robitussin will make this video more comprhensible…
Too bad I can never listen to them again
Awww, someone needs a fluffy bunny-hug. *squish*
I knew it was a good idea to smoke a bowl before work today!
Just when I thought I had seen the last showing of ‘Animalympics’…
Naked Bunny with a Whip: Hey, back off. Shorts has his standards. I’m just glad we found them.
It is too early for me to see a furry rendition of Obama-Biden
wHAT AM i LOOKIN’ AT HERE?
Coulda been worse. Coulda been furry McCain/Palin. Or furry Ron Paul. Wait…he’s probably already a furry.
I’m fairly disturbed at seeing a panther in a suit, but slightly more disturbed that the wolf has collar and tie loosened.
Gopherit: It’s always too early to see a furry rendition of anything… I’ve got that deep soul hurt now like when I figured out Santa was gay.
Maybe I’m just showing my age, but I’d rather mellow into a change I can believe in with Pink Floyd… and since when were GOP wolves in sheep’s clothing afraid of the furries?
So Obama won in the ‘94 midterms?
I for one welcome our new Furry Overlords.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXtggT9o3o
Naked Bunny with a Whip: HAha yiffpile.
(That might get old soon. It also might not. I blame Josh regardless.)
I don’t know if I could vote for a funny-animal candidate unless Walt Kelly drew ‘em.
my dumpster is not all that filthy. It’s more post-modern.
Excuse me I specifically requested Obama Biden furry PORN. Please go back and try again.
jbd:
It’s an awesome word. Too bad yiffpiles don’t actually happen. Um, very often.
Don’t worry, VanTwee. It can’t be long now….
AngryBlakGuy: and Biden is a member of extreme Turkish nationalist group the White Wolves. Furrin terrists!
Real furs don’t wear ties. Or pants. Just sayin’.
Kev-O-Tron: This vid is suitable for roach smoking only.
FUCK YOU INTERNET FUCK YOU
GOP nightmare.
Anthropomorphism is dead.
I’m trying not to look at those scary furries cuz I too love Portishead and I’d hate to have this image associated with them.
The Obama/panther thing looks like it’s had a few too many bong hits.
NO and WHY
Sometimes you just wish a gun-totin’ governor would hover along right about now, you know? Sometimes you just do.
Chief Grinning Eagle: And we fucking killed it.
Nancy Pelosi has come up with a plan to get GM up and going, after they purchase Chrysler we are giving them a Thirty Million Bailout.
Better Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJMkMRrGKco
(btw, that song dedicated to the Tumbler)
That’s Hot
too fucking long - not fast enough - i got bored.
Hakuna matata.
Obama rocks the Bagheera look, but I still say the Soviet cartoon from the 60s is a better representation. (Of Obama, not of Bagheera, because Bagheera was, after all, a male.)