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Yum yum yum a fancy new Obama press release: “On Monday, President-elect Barack Obama and Senator John McCain will meet in Chicago at transition headquarters. It’s well known that they share an important belief that Americans want and deserve a more effective and efficient government, and will discuss ways to work together to make that a reality. They will be joined in the meeting by Senator Lindsey Graham and Congressman Rahm Emanuel.” Ha ha — “It’s well known.” Also, why is Lindsey Graham still following Walnuts around? Lindsey! Man up and ASK HIM OUT ALREADY. [The Page]
My bet, SecDef Walnuts announcement coming soon.
my bet walnutz gets bitch slapped for teh pallin around with terr’ists nonsense
Maybe they will share a laugh on how they fucked Hillary and left her broke and in the gutter
It’s President-Elect That One, Walnuts. Don’t make him sick Rahm on you.
WIDTAP:
The only reason to offer Walnuts the SecDef position is to get him out of the Senate and to have a Dem appointed to back fill for him. One step closer to the magic 60.
My bet, Hopey shows him the Wonkette post about Cindy sucking the face off of Fabio.
I likey the reach for decency Mr. Jim.
WIDTAP: Can you imagine Obama sending McCain out to meet with leaders of other countries like Africa without preconditions to discuss terrorism and Muslin?
Too good.
It’s for drinkee-poos with Bill Ayers.
Obama should spend the whole meeting chuckling and rolling his eyes. I hope the Secret Service is standing by.
WALNUTS! for Secretary of the Medicine Cabinet! He is well versed in hot water bottles, ointments, and smelling salts.
Secretary of Naptime, Secretary of Zombies or Secretary of Cougar & WALNUTS! Management… Three new cabinet positions I’m willing to create for you John. Pick one.
If walnutz becomes a friend-of-show to the administration, he’s hoping he can get a pardon for whatever he’s planning to do to Sarah.
Oh please, please, please let Obama offer a cabinet post to WALNUTS, and let WALNUTS accept, so that Napolitano can appoint a Dem successor.
Is Lindsay Graham now Walnuts’ official bag carrier? Does Graham accompany him everywhere?
Do you think Obama will make him cry?
NoWireHangers: Also tonics and cure-alls.
I wonder if this is a bet pay-off. The wagered on who would win and now McWALNUTS! has to pay up. Polishing Hopey’s shoes, maybe?
donner_froh: Graham is Herve Villechaize to McCain’s Ricardo Montalban.
WIDTAP: Great! Then Gov. Napolitano, that’s Democratic Gov. Napolitano, gets to appoint a Senator from Arizona.
So Rahm and Lindsay are the seconds? I’m pretty sure Obama doesn’t need any help.
WIDTAP: I cannot see that, not after Hopey went after McWALNUTS! relentlessly for supporting “Bush’s war”.
Rahm Emanuel, talking to the press, late on Monday afternoon.
“We were delayed about a half hour, finalizing talks with Senator Clinton about her role as Secretary of State. If we had been on time, we would have been caught in the fiery explosion that killed Senators McCain and Graham.”
Never accept a lunch invitation from Chicago politicians.
This is eerily similar to the plot of South Park - are they finalizing their plan to go after the Hope Diamond??? Oh Noez!
It’s a double date! I hope it doesn’t get awkward when the couple in the backseat start gettin’ after it.
It’s just going to be Barry sitting behind a desk, feet kicked up on it, talking to John about how hard it is to be President elect, how many things there are to do, how much time it takes, how he didn’t realize it was going to be so difficult and he’s not sure he wants the Presidency anymore. Then he yells “Psyche!” and makes Lindsay cry.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Doglessliberal: Precisely. That is why at this very moment there is a priest in the Obama Transition Headquarters waving a censure and shouting “Out! Out! You spirit of Doris Kearns Goodwin. The Power of the Unicorn compels you!”
Fabulous alt-text, Jim.
Min: I’m guessing he already did that, way back around Nov 4, 2008.
Terry: Hmm, pretty sneaky Obama :::evil grin:::.
…and Obama says, “Say, John, back on the trail you were telling everybody you had a secret plan on how to get bin Laden and win the war on tourism. Care to share it now? By the way, thanks for Sarah Palin.”
Just please, let Rahm swear at him, just once.
This is where Obama/Santos offers the State job to McCain/Vinick… i saw it on a repeat last week.
McCain can be the new Secretary of Cunt and Graham can be the Secretary of Weed Carriers.
Anybody got a light?
Dawn Keipuntsh: That was my first thought too. But I think now that Hopey has a cunning plan. He’ll tell McCain/Vinick that he’s the new Sec. Defense but to prove his loyalty he has to fly one more mission over Afghanistan - for old times sake. Then HUSSEIN (I HAVE TO FINISH THIS IN CAPS LOCK FOR OBVIOUS REASONS) WILL CONTACT HIS TERRORIST PALS IN THE TALIBAN WHO WILL SHOOT MCAIN DOWN AND TORTURE HIM BY MAKING HIM LISTEN TO ENDLES TAPES OF PALIN SPEECHYFING).
THE END
Well, now that Barry’s dishing out secretaries, why not make Walnuts Secretary of the Old.
Or, just hook him up with some you brazilian secretary who knows how to keep a secret
Make walnuts kiss the pinky ring, please!
Why is our new God talking to WALNUTS!? I thought we were done with WALNUTS! Maybe it is to ask him to die…
Perhaps he needs a new White House liaison to the elderly?
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/