Here is a White House photo of President Bush meeting with the “Arizona State University Men’s and Women’s Track Team,” who appear to have won a big game or something in their fake little sport. Now: the hand gesture. Many tipsters might call this “The Shocker,” which represents a rather foul fingerbanging maneuver. But Wonkette editor Sara K. Smith claims that the symbol is the “ASU Pitchfork,” since Arizona State’s evil mascot is the Sun Devil. Probably everyone in the room is making the ASU Pitchfork except for George W. Bush, who is intentionally throwing The Shocker. [White House]

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  • sanantonerose

    The big ones must do shotput, right?

  • HuskyMescan

    west siiiiiiyyyye

  • SayItWithWookies

    That’s two in the pleasure-y, one in the Treasury.

  • loquaciousmusic
  • sevenrepeat

    It’s nice to see the Special Olympics supporting our President. So sweet.

  • cal

    That Wikipedia article was most enlightening.

  • Them

    This can easily be cleared up by asking Laura.

    But wait – W. has two options – one is he’s sticking his pinky up some gal’s ass and the other is he’s worshipping the devil?

    He really has checked out, hasn’t he?

  • sk1win

    Two in the goo, one in the poo!

  • Big Liver

    Sure as shit I’ve stumbled into a parallel universe. I can think of no other explanation.

  • sanantonerose

    It’s really not that funny when everyone in the picture is doing it.

  • sk1win

    Two in the pink, one in the stink!

  • El Bombastico

    Pfft. You should see what was on his upper lip when he met with the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

  • ronaldpagan

    [re=176343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Two in Iraq, one in the crack?

  • ManchuCandidate

    One person’s pitchfork is another person’s shocker.

  • El Bombastico

    I’m guessing the gal on his right doesn’t run the 100-yd dash.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Two in the Sunni and One in the Shiite?

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Why must I now suffer the horrible mental image of Dubya actually employing The Shocker in its natural habitat? Like my job doesn’t provide enough suffering.

  • MedianHater

    [re=176353]Big Liver[/re]: Seriously, ever since last Tuesday everything is always perfect and amazing all the time. Except for my bank account. That part still sucks.

  • Itsjustme

    Can Rahm Emanuel do that?

  • Mustang

    It’s actually a tribute to Rahm Emanuel that was directed by the McCain campaign.

  • josereyes.theroof

    [re=176352]sk1win[/re]: [re=176356]sk1win[/re]: People, people — please! It’s one in the pink, two in the stink. Also known as the two-gape defense.

  • Kwame&#39

    It’s like a Lobster Boy convention.

  • Gopherit

    Where exactly do you think the pitchfork came from, Jim? Fratboys are crude, but crafty bastards.

    And a bunch of those “pitchforks” are missing one of their tines……knowwadImsayin’?

  • ronaldpagan

    [re=176364]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Two in the vagina, one in Katrina…

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=176365]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Don’t worry, he probably does it wrong. Which, come to think of it, might be where Laura perfected that frozen smile of hers.

  • blader

    Laura is probably creaming in her panties looking at that picture. Grrrrr.

  • sk1win

    [re=176374]josereyes.theroof[/re]: Not if you are inverted. Damn rookies.

  • Borat

    wow. i need a closeup of W and I’ll do a bingee. suggestions on where to find a big photo?

  • Hound

    I like to modify it with a thumb on the button.

  • hedgehog

    [re=176348]cal[/re]: Check out footnote number 5 in that article. It’s “Sex in the City” with buttsecks.

  • hedgehog

    Two in the tank, one in Barney Frank!

  • cleverhandle

    pretty sure he’s going for a little crotch grab there too

  • tunamelt

    asu sux

  • checkonechecktwo

    Shock and Awe, bitches! Yes!

  • mbprice

    Woo alma mater!!!

  • Keram2

    Are the Circuit City ads on this site part of the bankruptcy deal?

  • Ted Perino

    A group of world-class athletes? Neh, not hardly.

    Arizona Young Republicans? Mnn, think not.

    So, who is the motley and random crowd, really? Mebbe a college Young Life group.

  • StrangelyBrown

    Meh. Call me when he poses with some Wichita State University cheerleaders.

  • V572625694

    [re=176365]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: You have a job? Wow, wonders never cease.

  • monty

    You people disappoint me

    2 in the BUSH 1 in the TUSH


  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=176385]ronaldpagan[/re]: Wherever they go, it’s bound to be a horribly mismanaged adventure. I just wish I could get that to rhyme.

  • bago

    monty FTW!

  • Lazy Media

    That’s the ASU pitchfork. In the Shocker, the two forefingers are together, the better to fingerbang you with, my dear. Unless you’re Alan Greenspan, in which case the pitchfork probably works better for you.

  • One Yield Regular

    Those candelabra sconces are obviously not terribly dextrous. Either that or they’re sitting this one out in protest.

  • jasonarewhy

    Far more hilarious is the linked Wikipedia article:

    The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the “shock”.

    Occasionally, the thumb may be positioned so that it may stimulate the clitoris.

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=176422]monty[/re]: win. go home.

  • LuckyJim

    [re=176343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Sir, I believe the correct nomenclature is “two downtown, one in the brown”. *ahem*

  • Pinto

    Wait, are some women really built that way? Paging Jeremy Irons, Dead Ringers.

  • bitchincamaro
  • Dave J.

    Two in the TARP, one in the AARP.

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=176461]LuckyJim[/re]: Two in the cooter, one in the pooter? Two in the slit, one in the shit? Someone stop me….

  • mush

    two in the coot, one in the poot, in the White House yo!

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=176343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: This is why I love you so.

  • azw88

    [re=176403]tunamelt[/re]: BEAR DOWN!

    [re=176413]Ted Perino[/re]: Tempee normal School (asu’s earlier name) is in Maricopa County, a decidedly Republican county and home of Presidential LOSER, Johnny-Mac, and thus they have been brainwashed to support Bush with their genetically altered “Hook’em Horns” devil-worshiping signal!

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=176459]jasonarewhy[/re]: You know, you learn something new every day. Notice I say “you”. I already knew all this.

  • Sire Says

    That guy on the far right is not on the fucking track team.

  • CuntryFirst

    The older guys on the left of the bottom two rows are doing it closest to true Shocker fashion, those old devils. I always knew those college profs were gettin’ it on the regular.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=176361]ronaldpagan[/re]: And I love you. [re=176361]ronaldpagan[/re]: And you.

  • glamourdammerung

    [re=176476]problemwithcaring[/re]: Two in the Larry Craig, and one in the Harry Reid?

  • rocktonsammy

    Where did W get all those colored people from?

  • DarkSynergy

    [re=176509]rocktonsammy[/re]: They were the only ones left after Katrina. They are only there out of the God awful guilt that he as been living with.

  • AmazingLarry

    Drill baby, drill


    Shop teachers love The Shocker. Two in the pink, one in the bandsaw.

  • Deepthroat

    I would like to know what the young lady, to Mr. Bush’s left, is doing on the track team.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    I don’t understand why it’s a fake little sport — you run faster, jump higher, throw farther, you win. Many fewer team and strategic shenanigans than most sports. Difference between first and last place in the sprints, maybe a second, hence the great temptation to dope, but that’s there in all high-level athletics. After three weeks of the Tour de France, for example, the first to finish and the last are exactly one mph apart (which translates out to about 13 hours difference). As Casey Stengel said, you can look it up. Fake little politician, fake little hand gesture, fairly genuine sport.

  • 23skidoo

    As a degree-holding Shocker (Wichita State — yeah, the administration hates the gesture btw), I think ASU owes us some royalty green. Just please wash your hands before you fork it over.

  • bluebrazos

    This can lead to the rarely-deployed Pinky Sanchez variant of the Dirty Sanchez.

  • OzoneTom

    [re=176534]Deepthroat[/re]: C’mon you know that the camera always adds two-hundred pounds.

  • S. Cullen Bonz

    Two for the pap test, one for the crap fest?

  • iaro

    These little political presents keep popping up…

  • Sub_Standard

    Two in the cooter, one in the Scooter.

  • glamourdammerung

    Wait a second…you are supposed to put two in the vagina?!?!?!

    Guess that explains why I stopped getting invited to the company Christmas party.

  • tonyAZ82

    teaching the president how to throw up gang signs… stay classy asu —- bear down.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Am I the only married male here? It’s “two in the trap, one in the crap.”


  • ainm cleite

    Two where she’s fecund, and one for her rectum

  • Politicalchef

    I’m sorry, but in “THE SHOCKER” the two fingers are crossed (easy penetration, with girth!), the thumb is out (stimulation!) and the pinky is to the side (whoa! rear entry!) as shown. Since only one element of “the shocker” is correct in this picture, I figure 1. Nope, that’s not it, and 2. The wonkette male staff doesn’t really get the idea of female stimulation.

    Go get a anatomy book and figure it out, boys: two in the pink, one in the stink, thumb on the nub.



  • TGY

    So, ASU is, what? ‘Fork U’?

  • abirato

    The finger that ain’t makes room for the taint.

  • A-MinusList

    i’ve always called it ‘the taser’ (that’s what she said)

    don’t tase me bro.

  • ph7

    [re=176637]abirato[/re]: Perfect.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    Jeez, I hope that Wiki hand model got a manicure before putting that Shocker to practical use!

  • nurple

    Lotta chubbys in there. They dominated with shotput and hammer, not hurdles?

  • Sacanagem

    ASU’s hand gesture is hand up, palm out:

    And these kids know that.


  • Shocker Jesus

    The Shocker And Awe campaign.

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