‘I Hope Tony Perkins Doesn’t Pray To Jesus With That Mouth’

So that’s what happened to Richie Cunningham. I’d been wondering what he was doing with his boyish good looks.

If I were gay, I would probably crush hard on Dan Savage. Tony Perkins…. Well. “Evil” is too strong, but it’s not all that far off.

Now stop posting ten minute video clips so I can at least pretend to work? Please?

[re=175703]Doglessliberal[/re]: And Coop doesn’t look like he is loving the guy either.

[re=175711]problemwithcaring[/re]: hard to imagine who would, and Anderson has an additional reason not to!

[re=175712]mookworthjwilson[/re]: No. You’d be stopping him from practicing his hating/religion. It’s hard to hate on gays when your mouth is swollen shut.

OT: Am I the only one that is seeing what looks like some kind of bogus CSS at Wonkette with the FireFox browser?

[re=175719]Min[/re]: it wasn’t about chldren when it started, either. It was about property and estates. His entire argument is based on the BS premise that children need a father and a mother and thus, gay marriage threatens society. There are so many flaws in this reasoning, it is hard to know where to begin. I suppose he believes that any female who becomes pregnant out of wedlock must immediately marry the father, too? Or turn over the child immediately to a male/female married couple? What an ass.

what a shit (quietly deleting Low from the iTunes.. unable to ‘move to trash’)

Dan Savage is the lord of all media interviews. He made Stephen Colbert crack up and break character the other night.

Why are you holding US responsible? Why aren’t you blaming the negros? I think teh gayz and the negros should go fight this out, viciously and to death, for both sides. Teh Mormon Church would like to sponsor teh gay/negro cage deathmatch, please. Our bible tells us it’s the only way to go.

Dan Savage for President in 2016! He just smacked that Tony Perkins down at every conceivable opportunity.

Thate said, the frission in the exchange was also verrrrry intriguing. I can just see them having a hate-fuck afterwards….with Anderson as the meat in their Are Too-Are Not sandwich. I am sure that it would also be interesting to speculate on what else besides praying to Jesus that Tony could do with that very pretty mouth.

If I hate them both, does that make me a bad person?

I loved Tony Perkins in “Psycho”.

So Tony Perkins, if what you say is true, I guess this means that all hetro-sexual couples with children should not be allowed to divorce? Because this is all about the good of the children, right? Okay, got it. Let’s get a no divorce for hetro-sexual couples with kids amendment in our good ole constitution that demands that.

Why does every male who fights against Gay Marriage look like they’d enjoy a nice ass pounding?

…why do these shit-heads always make it seem like 2 men(or women) getting married is the equivalent of Zuul and Key-Master hooking up in “Ghost Busters”? I mean, did I miss the memo about the impending gay/lesbian apocalypse?

Male Penis + Male Anus = Gozer!

If that Dan Savage feller was a negro, I’m sure that other feller would’ve called him “uppity” not long into that one

tony needs a visit from the tossed salad man.

[re=175722]OzoneTom[/re]: OT back- Firefox just gave me an update. Could be it be wonking with your view of wonkette?

[re=175750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: this is the thing I find so baffling about the Mormons role in this. They’ve spent the last hundred odd years fighting with the Federal gov’t about how they define marriage (one man with as many wimmins as he done wants). If any affiliated group would benefit from having a loosening of the “definition” of marriage as one man/one woman, the Mormon Church would be it.

I know the Mormon Church hates gays as much as any organization that claims the ability to cure them can, but this, truly, is an amazing example of a group overwhelmed by predjudice into fighting against their own self interest. It will make for some very facinating graduate sociology theses.

[re=175750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: omg there was this huge comments thread over stupid ass Jeff Jacoby’s last op-ed at the Boston Globe, where this loser kept getting slapped down (by me for one) about the same thing, “oh it’s a democracy and majority rules”. And every time he just came back all defensive with “if you actually go back and read my post you see I am talking about the Constitution blah blah.” Hello!!! McFly! We do not legislate by majority vote in this country. Duh.

But yeah like, 99% of the comments were telling Jacoby, who was slamming teh gays for calling blacks bigots for voting prop 8. It was a lame piece.

[re=175754]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: where i’m from we call that a “BOOGER”

[re=175773]Doglessliberal[/re]: Don’t forget Kennedy FTW!

[re=175726]Doglessliberal[/re]: Already a reality in Arkansas…..want to foster or adopt a child? Not if you are single, divorced or gay!

Lets see, having a intact blood family that neglects and abuses a child is better than being raised by a loving and dedicated singleton.
More fucked up members for the Republican party?

Conservatives are the Americans who never, ever get laid.

[re=175773]Doglessliberal[/re]: …but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop praying for a rash of brain aneurysms to hit the conservatives currently sitting on the Supreme Court!

Can we stop labelling all hateful bigots “closet queers”? I mean, I’m into self-loathing as much as the next man, but this is getting ridiculous… What they really resent is other people rejecting their rules. They felt they had to get covenant married to that girl from youth group at 19 and spawn 6 little Rod n’ Todds, just to get laid, so everyone else should damn well have to as well.

[re=175750]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Exactamente. Once the state gets into the business of telling us what kind of person we can bond with, race, religion and color of hair are all on the table, too.

[re=175798]vintageways[/re]: And don’t even miss it.

[re=175773]Doglessliberal[/re]: Hey, what about the plague or a scandal? It could happen.

[re=175708]DCBulloch[/re]:
The odds are 3 to 1, that it will happen in less than 6 months.
Sign me up with u$d 200, please.

I can’t believe he didn’t speak out about the TERRIBLE GLITTER SIEGE in Michigan: http://urbzen.com/2008/11/12/glitter-oh-the-humanity/

Dan Savage is so obv. in the tank.

[re=175763]tootsieroll[/re]: I am still on 2.0.0.17, but will try the new one to see if that helps. IE is normal, and FF looks fine with other sites. Thanks for the OT feedback.

Anybody recall this old Orowheat commercial?
http://www.phroggy.com/files/sounds/Orowheat.au
“We believe in time, care and Master Bakers like Jack.”

[re=175796]NoWireHangers[/re]: yeah, but these guys are not going anywhere. They are going to hang in as Stevens has. Maybe we can get Scalia to go hunting with Cheney, though….

Tony Perkins has serious mother issues. Just like the other Tony Perkins.

Dan Savage is my homeboy!

[re=175857]undermedicated[/re]: Looking more closely, it does appear Joe the Plumber’s website might well be devoted to TRUCKNUTZ after all, in Joe The Forum. I’m not sure what’s up with capitalizing definite articles, but I suppose we should be impressed that they spelled “forum” correctly.

I’m in total agreement with Dan Savage’s position. That said, his constant interruption of the other speaker was totally out of line and obnoxious. The battle is not going to be won by whoever yells the loudest or interrupts the most aggressively. Savage needs some media training to win hearts and minds, not turn off even those of us who share his perspective. That rudeness undercuts the very real power of his argument.

The word is “flaming”….you have 30 seconds.

Tony Perkins: “Youuu”

Dan Savage: “Writer?”

Tony Perkins: “Youuuuuuu..”

Dan Savage: “Dan?”

Tony Perkins: “Youuuuuuu!”

Dan Savage: “Ummm, pundit?”

Tony Perkins: “YOOOOUUUUU!!”

as a gay dad who is raising two sons with his gay husband, i’m hope i’m not too intemperate in saying that tony perkins is a douchebag who i would be pleased to bitchslap into next year, were i unfortunate enough to see him in person. sorry for the flowery … reading too much noonan …

I wonder if Tony Perkins realizes that the way the two are bickering, they may as well be married.

Ahhh, let’s see Tony’s arguments here:
Gay marriage not analogous to interracial marriage since anti-miscegenation laws added marriage stipulations while gay marriage laws redefine marriage as such. True.
Marriage is not a universal right and governments limit whom people can marry all the time. Also true.
But… the conservative arguments against gay marriage belie not only common sense, but also the experience within conservative community. The arguments are essentially 1)defining it as a union between two consenting adults undercuts a necessary institution. How does expanding an institution to include more people demean and undercut it? Wouldn’t it serve as a bulwark for marriage as a model for monogamous adult relationships? 2) Slippery slope. “MEN MARRYING PLANTS! WOMEN MARRYING KITCHEN APPLIANCES! YOU STARTED IT! YA GAYWADS!” Facile and obviously illogical. Dan is right. Courts examine many things on case by case basis, why would logic go out the window, and why wouldn’t a “reasonable person” standard be applicable in this case?

Doesn’t anyone remember that real President Dick Cheney wrote an Executive Order suspending the fourteenth amendment indefinitely?
It was in all the papers.
OK, maybe it wasn’t in all the papers, you know how the Liberal Media hates Cheney.
But I’m pretty sure it happened.

[re=175868]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Whatever, I think, is right. What some call impatient or uppity, I call a righteous luv of teh Trucknutz. We can agree to disgaree.

Do this every year in every state til it bankrupts the Mormon Church of Pedophilia and Bigamy. If nothing else, it will lead to hilarious Mitt Romney appearances.

[re=175867]The Faunist[/re]: Tony Perkins M.O. is to talk and talk and talk so you can’t get a word in edgewise…then when you stop him from talking after about the 500th silly thing he says, then he calls you rude and intolerant for interrupting his blathering…Anderson wasn’t going to stop him so someone had to…

What Anderson Cooper said: “Dan Savage, author of The Commitment.”

What Anderson didn’t say:

“Dan Savage, gay sex advice columnist for the Seattle Stranger, and the person who taught me everything I know about frottage, felching, and santorum.” And whose preferred form of address was “Hey, Faggot” before he was syndicated and domesticated. We love Dan Savage–even us breeders.

Oh, and Breeder Boy, and Anderson Cooper: “You don’t understand the rule of law.” No, Breeder Boy, you flunked civics, dumbass.

Gotta love a closeted homo like Tony Perkins getting teabagged and mushroom-stamped by Dan Savage.

“You strip me of my rights and I interrupt you. Who’s really suffering here?” Not to mention all that “tyranny of the majority” constitution-speak?

I wish Dan Savage was straight so that my crush would be a little bit more relevant.

If I had two moms instead of a mom and a dad, who’da taught me how to write my name in the snow? Just saying.

Perkins got pwned, especially in taking the piss out of this ol’ “activist judges” meme.

[re=176434]Keram2[/re]: I dunno about “trounced”. He was a bit lacklustre through a lot of it. Mind you, the smackdown in the final half minute or so was such a fucking beauty to behold, that, well, I ain’t no faggot or nuthin, but I’d give Mr. Savage a blowjob for that one alone I would.

…besides, he’s kinda cute.

I’ve always like Dan Savage, though Anderson’s probably not interested (Dan’s too…uhhh…Seattle for AC’s tastes). Tony Perkins is a skunk and has been since he served in the Louisiana legislature. As for Dan shouting him down, fine with me. These are all shoutfests anyway, why not get in the mix? Usually, we just sit there like Quentin Crisp waiting to be called upon by the kind and genial host. F that. Tony Perkins is a sleazebag, mix it up.

Also, as a gay Christian (who would never want to get married…I’m gay for a reason), enough with the gay-baiting. There are people starving, going broke, worrying about losing their homes and all these churchgoing clodhoppers can come up with is “vote NO on Adam and Steve”? Seriously, What Would Jesus Do?

I thought it was enough that Dan Savage provided us with a definition for santorum. Now this smackdown. He’s a patriot.