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Conservative ‘Hot-Bottom Agenda’ Revealed

Big $ale on granny panties

A University of Utah psychologist is displeased with her research being used inappropriately to bolster some nutty “you can think your way out of gayness” argument. But that is not the point. The point is that conservatives are obsessed with anal sex. [Salt Lake Tribune]


9:02 AM on Wed November 12 2008
By Sara K. Smith
1509 Views

  1. hott buttsecks

  2. BillyClubb says at 9:05 am, November 12th, 2008

    Freudian slip!!

    Hehngh, you said “Hot bottom”.

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:07 am, November 12th, 2008

    …”Hot-Bottom” as a opposed to:

    -Hot-Top
    -Hot-Twink
    -Hot-Bear
    -Hot-Chub

  4. CivicHoliday says at 9:07 am, November 12th, 2008

    better than than a butherface top agenda.

  5. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:08 am, November 12th, 2008

    …wasn’t “Hot-Bottom” Charlie Crist nickname in college?

  6. Iggy Plop says at 9:09 am, November 12th, 2008

    Hot! Hot! Hot! Where’s Buster Poindexter when you really need him?

  7. Special Agent Jack Mehoff says at 9:10 am, November 12th, 2008

    Everyone I know has some sort of agenda for what they would do if presented with a “hot bottom”.

  8. Serolf Divad says at 9:11 am, November 12th, 2008

    I’m pretty sure that’s a typo. What they meant to write was “hot button” agendas, which clearly, is a reference to the clitoris when it is stimulated to full arousal through rubbing or some other application of warmth through contact friction.

  9. finallyhappy says at 9:11 am, November 12th, 2008

    and speaking of Republicans and underage boys, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081112/ap_on_re_us/disgraced_ex_congressman

  10. rocktonsammy says at 9:12 am, November 12th, 2008

    Thats change I can get behind.

  11. That hott!

  12. cal: Err, that’s hott.

    Clearly Paris Hilton references are self-sabotaging.

  13. 4tehlulz says at 9:14 am, November 12th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Yeah suuuuurrre it’s a typo, and Larry Craig just had a touch of nervous feet in that Minneapolis bathroom.

  14. friendlynerd says at 9:14 am, November 12th, 2008

    Did I lose my calendar? Who got hold of my agenda?

  15. BTW, I’d like to get on top of that hot bottom agenda.

    nyark, nyark

  16. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 9:19 am, November 12th, 2008

    Sexy time!

  17. shanemcgowan says at 9:20 am, November 12th, 2008

    Hot bottom agenda. Is that why the Palin kids lost their underwear?

  18. i think we need 25 wonkette posts today

  19. Viva la Cynthia says at 9:26 am, November 12th, 2008

    finallyhappy: The creepiest thing I’ve read in quite a while was in that very article:

    “…You know, you hear the term ‘pedophile.’ That is prepubescent,” Foley said, noting a “huge difference” from lurid chats with teens on the brink of adulthood.

    OOooooooh, ok then?

  20. Mark Foley - the Repug gift that keeps on giving…

    “A Republican won back Foley’s congressional district last week after the Democrat who replaced him was caught in an adultery scandal. It’s become known as “The Curse of the Mark Foley Seat.”

  21. Special Agent Jack Mehoff: you *tease*…

  22. Tommy Says Soooo says at 9:32 am, November 12th, 2008

    Utah, you came, U cankered.

  23. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 9:32 am, November 12th, 2008

    Oh, and… Lisa Diamond, the UU professor, was beautifully brutal to the tard from NARTH. Methinks she needs to send him a case of truck nutz.

  24. 4tehlulz says at 9:33 am, November 12th, 2008

    Viva la Cynthia: Mark Foley is a 4channer.

  25. Canuckledragger says at 9:40 am, November 12th, 2008

    “The point is that conservatives are obsessed with anal sex.”

    Tis because conservatives fear the twat and its power to reproduce, which the butthole does not possess. A woman’s nether regions are not subject to control by conservatives, so the women bearing them must be. Hence, Republican women allowing their lives to be controlled by men.

    Whereas proud ultra-libruls like your humble scribe would bathe in, even move into, twats and never ever wish to leave.

    ‘Cept maybe to shave. Stubble harms the beautious twat and must be avoided, lest one inflict whisker-burn. Oh noes!

  26. DarkSynergy says at 9:43 am, November 12th, 2008

    MARTH is a joke. Spend 5 minutes there and you’ll need to scrub your brain.

  27. 2druk2phluq says at 9:44 am, November 12th, 2008

    The snark potential of this post is extraordinarily high. It’s like a gift from the God of Snark.

  28. magic titty says at 9:44 am, November 12th, 2008

    Sounds like a job for my anal thermometer.

    I just digusted myself.

  29. finallyhappy says at 9:53 am, November 12th, 2008

    Besides that NARTH is totally full of homophobic crap-well, I guess there is no besides.

  30. psychedelicSludge says at 9:57 am, November 12th, 2008
  31. psychedelicSludge says at 10:01 am, November 12th, 2008

    NARTR upholds the rights of individuals with unwanted Repuglican attraction to receive effective psychological care, and the right of professionals to offer that care.

  32. Oh thank god, two buttsecks articles in a row, Wonkette is back.

  33. Digging deeper into hot-bottoms? That’s where real america is right now.

  34. shortsshortsshorts says at 11:04 am, November 12th, 2008

    “…that’s what he said.”

    SOMEBODY HAD TO.

  35. Finally, a pro-America policy for all us ass-freaks out there.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  36. sadderbutnowiser says at 12:12 pm, November 12th, 2008

    Freudian slips? They’re having buttsecks in lingerie named after sex-obsessed creeps now? That is hot.

  37. Citizen Kang says at 12:21 pm, November 12th, 2008

    Ummm…I thought everyone was obsessed with anal sex. At least the male everyones.

  38. american mutt says at 12:27 pm, November 12th, 2008

    I support this hot bottom policy.

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