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37 comments

  1. InsidiousTuna

    “Harry Reid is being pressured to boot her from the Democratic caucus” is the best thing I have read on this site in weeks.

  2. Viva la Cynthia

    Oh, LiLo, you were once a hero to all of us 20-somethings that wanted so badly to look like we were 50-somethings who were trying desperately to look like 20-somethings. How far you’ve fallen.

  3. hedgehog

    Lindsay’s got an excuse — she was on acid when she watched the returns on Election Night. Everyone looked colored.

    The folks at E! True Hollywood Story must be having a hard time cramming the Lohan saga into an hour. She’s neck-and-neck with Robert Downey Jr.

  4. finallyhappy

    Why is anything she says worth writing about? Was there someone who didn’t already know she is a dumb drunken skank?

  5. catsquatch

    Her comment is clearly pushback since Hopey turned down her offer to jump his wagon assist his campaign. Next on her list is HILLZ!! for declining her suggestion of the lesbian USO tour.

  6. Viva la Cynthia

    [re=173596]finallyhappy[/re]: Are you telling me that she drinks, uses drugs, and/or sleep around? I find this very hard to believe.

  7. american mutt

    oh come on! i like the word colored. that and quadroon, mixed, creole, mutt, octoroon, mestizo, and hybridized.

  8. Deepthroat

    but on the other hand, haven’t you noticed that “person of color” has been accepted in its use during this campaign? How comes it you can say “of color” but not “colored?” Is it just the stigma of the way the word was used to hurt people in the past? I guess this is a serious inquiry. Sorry for that!

  9. Kingbee

    I thought he was a white guy! That’s why I voted for him! I guess this explains the basketball jumping photo thing.

  10. NotthatLC

    Not racist. Retarded and probably drunk. And just like Sarah Palin and her non-remark about being able to see Russia from her porch, Lindsay will never, EVER live this down.

  11. ManchuCandidate

    [re=173647]FreshCliches[/re]:
    From what I’ve seen, your list needs to be shaved back to just black and white.

  12. psychedelicSludge

    … or she really meant to characterize him (flatteringly)
    as America’s first “cultured” president?

  13. Beer4Prez

    I dunno, not so bad. She wasn’t like – he is coler’ed! She meant “colored” as in “minority” as in person of color (which is acceptable). Frankly, I prefer that to “minority” since it’s obvious we’re already taking over this mofo country… and it’s only a matter of time.

    [re=173649]Deepthroat[/re]

  14. Weeping Jesus

    [re=173649]Deepthroat[/re]: Right on. I seriously doubt she used the term “colored” in a pejorative sense. The hilarious thing is that we prefer to discount any “celebrity’s” opinion, as if they are incapable of reading, watching and listening to the same information sources as our own.

    So, yes, I admit that I think she is as hot as lava. But that does not…er…color my opinion of her. The fact that I’d shag her in a heartbeat didn’t make me want to vote for Palin, did it? See?

  15. CooterMarie

    Crap! Now I have to find a new role model! I hear Britney is on pretty good behavior lately and hasn’t shown her hoo-hah in ages.

  16. hedgehog

    Lindsay didn’t actually say colored. She said “multicultural”, which is a fair and cogent observation. It just sounded like “colored” because Lindsay slurs her words when she’s munching carpet.

  17. BobLoblawLawBlog

    Meh. This is only the fifth stupidest thing she’s done orally on tape. Besides, she’s probably just mad at all “those people” for not letting her get married to her girlfriend.

  18. Lascauxcaveman

    Poor fair, pale LiLo, just a victim of her white trash Long Island upbringing complete with tragically bad parenting. That place is sorta like the South Carolina of New England, isn’t it?

    So go ahead and hate on her – go ahead. And then put “Herbie: Fully Loaded” in the DVD machine and prepare to fall in love all over again.

  19. Weeping Jesus

    I don’t know what the problem is. She still gives me the horn, even when she opens her manhole.

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