BIGOTS  4:48 pm November 11, 2008

by Jim Newell

  • YEAH BUT WHO ISN’T??: Hollywood movie star Lindsay Lohan is very excited about America’s “first colored president” in this shocking video. The C Word! Harry Reid is being pressured to boot her from the Democratic caucus. [TMZ]

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Kwame' November 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm

She is also a retarded skank that actually believes celebrities helped him win the election.

InsidiousTuna November 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm

“Harry Reid is being pressured to boot her from the Democratic caucus” is the best thing I have read on this site in weeks.

Viva la Cynthia November 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Oh, LiLo, you were once a hero to all of us 20-somethings that wanted so badly to look like we were 50-somethings who were trying desperately to look like 20-somethings. How far you’ve fallen.

Kwame' November 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Also, did she not call “1-800-Blame-A-Ni**er” when she got busted a few years ago for drugs?

loganmo November 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm

oh the pain.

hedgehog November 11, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Lindsay’s got an excuse — she was on acid when she watched the returns on Election Night. Everyone looked colored.

The folks at E! True Hollywood Story must be having a hard time cramming the Lohan saga into an hour. She’s neck-and-neck with Robert Downey Jr.

finallyhappy November 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Why is anything she says worth writing about? Was there someone who didn’t already know she is a dumb drunken skank?

catsquatch November 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Her comment is clearly pushback since Hopey turned down her offer to jump his wagon assist his campaign. Next on her list is HILLZ!! for declining her suggestion of the lesbian USO tour.

pourmecoffee November 11, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Can you pre-order her hardcore porn now and save money?

Viva la Cynthia November 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm

[re=173596]finallyhappy[/re]: Are you telling me that she drinks, uses drugs, and/or sleep around? I find this very hard to believe.

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm

I’m sorry. Lindsay who?

NoWireHangers November 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Come on, People! She meant to say darkie!

Schadenfried November 11, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Well, she is from Lawn Gyland.

american mutt November 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm

oh come on! i like the word colored. that and quadroon, mixed, creole, mutt, octoroon, mestizo, and hybridized.

Larry Fine November 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Yes he is colored, but he is one of the “nice” ones.

Totowa November 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm

What color?

Deepthroat November 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm

expect a public statement from Dina “White Oprah” Lohan in 5…4…3…2……

FreshCliches November 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Clearly, Lindsay sees the world only in terms of black and white and fire crotch.

Deepthroat November 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm

but on the other hand, haven’t you noticed that “person of color” has been accepted in its use during this campaign? How comes it you can say “of color” but not “colored?” Is it just the stigma of the way the word was used to hurt people in the past? I guess this is a serious inquiry. Sorry for that!

PJ November 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm

He’s not JUST colored. He’s also mainstream, articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.

Kingbee November 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm

I thought he was a white guy! That’s why I voted for him! I guess this explains the basketball jumping photo thing.

NotthatLC November 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Not racist. Retarded and probably drunk. And just like Sarah Palin and her non-remark about being able to see Russia from her porch, Lindsay will never, EVER live this down.

Keram2 November 11, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Didn’t Gawker already declare that celebrity culture is dead? Didn’t TMZ get the message?

ManchuCandidate November 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm

From what I’ve seen, your list needs to be shaved back to just black and white.

Itsjustme November 11, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Colored? What year is this?

psychedelicSludge November 11, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Maybe she just means “rainbow-colored” wink wink.

liquiddaddy November 11, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Berlesconi said he was nicely tanned.

psychedelicSludge November 11, 2008 at 7:09 pm

… or she really meant to characterize him (flatteringly)
as America’s first “cultured” president?

Beer4Prez November 11, 2008 at 7:34 pm

I dunno, not so bad. She wasn’t like – he is coler’ed! She meant “colored” as in “minority” as in person of color (which is acceptable). Frankly, I prefer that to “minority” since it’s obvious we’re already taking over this mofo country… and it’s only a matter of time.


Custerwolf November 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Oh Linsday, you whacky little dyke you.

Weeping Jesus November 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm

[re=173649]Deepthroat[/re]: Right on. I seriously doubt she used the term “colored” in a pejorative sense. The hilarious thing is that we prefer to discount any “celebrity’s” opinion, as if they are incapable of reading, watching and listening to the same information sources as our own.

So, yes, I admit that I think she is as hot as lava. But that does not…er…color my opinion of her. The fact that I’d shag her in a heartbeat didn’t make me want to vote for Palin, did it? See?

CooterMarie November 11, 2008 at 9:17 pm

Crap! Now I have to find a new role model! I hear Britney is on pretty good behavior lately and hasn’t shown her hoo-hah in ages.

Bearbloke November 11, 2008 at 10:29 pm

[re=173641]Totowa[/re]: Black Velvet on Muslin, just like my new power suit!

hedgehog November 11, 2008 at 11:07 pm

Lindsay didn’t actually say colored. She said “multicultural”, which is a fair and cogent observation. It just sounded like “colored” because Lindsay slurs her words when she’s munching carpet.

BobLoblawLawBlog November 11, 2008 at 11:07 pm

Meh. This is only the fifth stupidest thing she’s done orally on tape. Besides, she’s probably just mad at all “those people” for not letting her get married to her girlfriend.

Lascauxcaveman November 12, 2008 at 12:31 am

Poor fair, pale LiLo, just a victim of her white trash Long Island upbringing complete with tragically bad parenting. That place is sorta like the South Carolina of New England, isn’t it?

So go ahead and hate on her – go ahead. And then put “Herbie: Fully Loaded” in the DVD machine and prepare to fall in love all over again.

Weeping Jesus November 12, 2008 at 1:45 am

I don’t know what the problem is. She still gives me the horn, even when she opens her manhole.

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