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Oh YOU GUYS. Have we all contributed our ten votes to this thing yet? The Paultards have at least the top four leading suggestions. Vote more, you ACORNS! [Rebuild The Party]
SUBTERFUGE
Vote for “Hire more Ninjas.”
It’s really the best choice on the entire site.
OK, I voted. Tried to post “Jesus died for your trucknutz” but I’d already posted a comment and I think it only allows one.
I’m so proud to be Wonk-tard! My nipples are hard.
I AM Joe
THE trucknutz
Don’t tax me for working hard!
Ironically, I suggested literacy tests.
You can only give 3 votes to the cause! Is this America or CUBA!!!1!!
Trucknutz and the Gold Standard. We must get this vision to The Rising Stars of the Republican Party.
they can have my Truck Nutz when they pry my cold dead hands from them ….
that doesn’t sound right.
Wow, already up to 366 for teh Nutz!
Woo-hoo! Invade Canada! Let’s show that smug little ass-hat brother who’s boss.
I think America needs to sit on Canada and fart on its head.
Added in my three. A proud day celebrating veterans, if I do say so myself. Free TruckNutz for all veterans!
I’d rather have a free truck from which to hang some other guy’s real nutz, but I suppose one has to compromise now and then for the betterment of mankind.
“shave Malkins ass” LOL
yeah, i voted for it, but then i took some back. you need to have available votes to keep posting, and man, the LOLs just keep coming in. i haven’t laughed so hard in forever.
I would like to say that I had the first comment on that one, under my infamous psuedonym: namblalover.
This entire exercise counts as the lowest of low hanging fruits.
513 for TruckNutz in your FACE!!!
Charlie Tuna: I dunno, the “Hire more pirates” suggestion seems pretty reasonable as well…..
Reach youth via pop-culture and entertainment media.
For too long the left has been seen as the “cool” party for the youth. It’s time we fight back by embracing pop-culture by outreaching and creating our own entertainment media avenues such as entertainment oriented blogs, broadcasting, reporting, and parties.
To reach youth, we need to think like E! Entertainment, MTV, Daily Kos, Jon Stewart and all other tools the left has to reach the youth.
Obvs, GOP-dudes. You totes can’t have a bitchin’ rap session with “the youths” unless you master the “pop-culture” media tools. You need to march your elephant straight down “entertainment media avenues” and do some youths-oriented “broadcasting”, “reporting”, and “parties”.
Oh my God, that post reminded me of the market of Poochie the Rappin’ Dog.
Kowabunga, douchebags.
We need to overtake the Fair Tax one. About 200 more to go.
The site is pile of epic fail as it requires endless clicks to get down to the least voted suggestions. The FARKwads appear to making common cause with Wonkette however, so TRUCKNUTZ!!! will continue to rise.
I propose that we hereby rename Wonkette “The Wonkette Underground.” That would be change I can believe in.
By the way, as much as we might annoy them with the whole trucknutz thing, I can assure you the Paultards enfuriate them beyond all measure. Which is pretty cool to watch.
Noooo!! Paultards, retaliate! Bring in the Blimp Wing! We shall overcome!
How ’bout Stop Hatin’ on the ‘Mos for starters. You’d be suprised at how many us are stingy, race-baiting closet Republitards, itching to lob a nuke up Achmedinejihad’s pooter (not moi, of course - peace, love and all that stuff). Then Number Two would be: Enough of the Fetuses already! Finally I have one word: Science - it really works.
“F150’s are for mooslins! Dodge Ram truck nutz swing to the Right.”
Internal server error… I can’t vote. Crap.
Serolf Divad: Yeah, I like the “Ignore the Paultards” suggestion, just for this little gem from the description:
Hillary Clinton is not sitting around trying to figure out how to be more like Dennis Kuchinich.
WIN!
659 votes now. Look out, Paultards!
“Become a Democrat” seems too easy but for some reason, nobody else had suggested it yet!
I think, verily, that Ken Layne should lead them to a land of hope and biracial children.
autoclavicle: I added in “Buy Ron Paul’s Blimp” in the mix. Hadn’t seen it posted yet either.
Now that I’ve actually looked at the URL let me perform my one and only public service ever.
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general?limit=2000
That should take care of the limited suggestion viewing for a while. Slow loading though.
I like the “Buy Ron Paul’s blimp” suggestion. Somebody needs to look into that!
Dave J.: 772 votes - We’re now more popular than the Fair Tax. In your face, Huckabee!
I’m really proud of my PeeOnMe comment. Makes me smile inside, where it’s usually all cold and evil.
Can we recruit Hipple Rev Paul T to the Wonkette forums? This guy is a blast!
“Our Republican party doesn’t need the negro, the gay, the mormon or too many of them catholics and definitely not them mexicans. We just need all the good Christian people to come out and support us like the Lord intended. There is pleny of us. We just need to show up to vote.”
FWIW, if you clear your cookies, you can vote a second time!
obfuscator: I love to play those damn video games! And I like to take things for granted, but that’ll end soon.
Just when I think our spam is the craziest thing on that horrific site, I see “End the Dept. of Education!”
Yikes. Spam on, my friends. Spam on.
800+ votes! Go truck nutz go!
I love this comment:
“Hipple rev paul t
If you all knew that Truck Nutz are made in chinese factories by Anti-American workers who stole US American jobs, you’d probably find other ideas to vote for.”
cal:
and attach a pair of blimp nutz.
obfuscator: They already tried. It was called the 1/2 Hour New Hour and it was epic FAIL.
I had to spell Trucknutz with 6 zs before finding an available username. Our side is winning!
Slow site is slowwwwwwwwwwww
But of course I submitted a suggestion to our poor, misguided Repiglican friends. I extolled the virtues of legalized prostitution and recreational drugs! Woo!
I know what we all like here - hot shameful sex with strangers and shooting up cheese balls (that’s heroin and cheese)…
If it’s possible, I have more pushin’-50 greasy man-love for all of you than I did a week ago.
TRUCK NUTZ RULZ!!!1!!11!!!!!1!!!
Oh this is just the best site EVAH. It’s so fun to read the text version of “gnashing of teeth” and “death throes”
I feel noble helping rebuild the Republican Party in my image, but I don’t understand why everyone feels so strongly about Librarians.
About to take over small “c” conservatives now.
Who should I nominate for RNC chair for maximum lulz? I can’t decide.
Fark + Wonkette ftw. Now if we could only get the b-tards on board, we might rescue the GOP yet.
We’re closing in on the Fed!
Woohoo, we broke 1000!
OMFG we’re ahead of the Fair Tax.
I’ve cast my three votes. We need to at least pass the “Abolish the Federal Reserve” option. Or maybe not. That one’s almost as funny as trucknutz.
Sadly enough, Free Truck Nutz is probably the only good idea that will emerge from this whole process.
Vote for “Deregulate Truck Nutz” …do it for the children
Someone should photoshop the TruckNutz ticket candidate faces on each of the hanging balls. Who are they? This is not just an idea … it’s a movement!
Number 4 with a plastic scrotum!
AH! We’re only 3 paultards from the top!!1!
Awesome you get more 10 votes if you suggest a new idea. Here’s mine for another 10
the party must stop using Satanic Music at events. God is punishing us. AC/DC, the devil’s music was used constantly during the campaign. people were dancin to it at the RNC and we lose our conservative base. see it here http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cN1TCdoB238
We can’t win unless we want it badly enuff. WHO THE HELL IS GIVING LESS THAN 3 VOTES TO THE NUTZ?
Nutz not in camo with a yellow ribbon have no place on my F-150, DAMMIT!
We need about 500 votes to get into the top 3. At this point it’s only a matter of which will happen first: getting those votes, or the website’s admins waking up and eliminating TruckNutz from the rankings.
well, goodbye wonkette — I read too many good suggestions over there so now I have to switch sides. But where and how to begin my new life? Re-embrace the gold standard and abolish the federal reserve? Seduce America’s Yooths the NEW-fashioned way, by learning how to use that Face Tube thingy? Ban gay marriage AND prohibit gays from willing property to each other? Build a bridge to the 19th Century and start wearing a top hat? Abolish public ejucashun?
(Altho I suspect that top hat suggestion might be from some smartass at wonkette…)
farewell forever, I’m off to find my capslock key…
Be sure to vote for “Hold the next convention at the creation museum”
I’m “sonofwalnuts” on there
WHERE’S MY AVATAR??? THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING TO ME. NOT HERE, NOT NOW!!!!!
should we be for unlimited coinage of silver or the gold standard?
So does all this mean that Republicans get 10 votes in elections?? With all that votin’ power they still lost?
Oh, of course, its all part of Rush’s master plan for Operation KAOS
qwerty42: BOTH. Bimetallism 4EVA
1219 just now.
LOL. keep it going!
Borat: I proudly stand with Borat on this one.
YOU LEFTY TROUBLEMAKERS!!!1!
nugget: Why would you want to abolish public ejaculation? That would make half of the Republican Senate caucus into criminals.
nugget: Best. Ever. Win.
I’d like to submit this humble proposal and request your votes for it, as well.
have left “abolish the federal reserve” in the dust, but some new ones are moving up. we are at about 5 or 6 i think.
If this doesn’t make it into the top 3, I swear to God I will gay marry a real American.
Lots of … uh … new ideas (see the new tab). Here is one:
Give evey real American 1 million whore diamonds
That’s a stimulus package I can believe in!
comment | by Mooseturds | created 2 minutes ago
why do I suspect the hand of Wonkette in this?
jagorev: good point! But ultimately it will HELP the cause of OBJECTIVISM, IE. SMALL GOVERNMENT, because we won’t have to hire so many people to clean up airport bathrooms after our Elected Representatives are DONE using them.
E.C.L: Does this mean you will let me seduce you with my FaceTube (once I figure out how it works)?
We’re losing steam. Need a couple hundred more to overtake the #3 spot right now.
This is the most fun I’ve had obsessively refreshing Wonkette since election night! [Wipes tear from cheek.] Thanks, guys!
I don’t know who’s pretending to be “Hologram” over there but you win with your Drudge Report report. Backwards TruckNutz indeed. I saw her sitting on the sidewalk by an ATM machine in the ’scary’ side of town.
EarBucket: Done.
Additional truck nutz-related proposals will be required if I want to use my precious remaining votes. I’m really not interested in anything the RNC is considering on there, with the sole exception of wonderful bouncy truck nutz all up in my face.
“The best ones as voted by the community may be incorporated in the plan we deliver to candidates for RNC Chairman.”
I hopes the new chairmen have got truckz, cuz we’re fuckin’ puttin’ nutz on ‘em.
There are some definite shenanigans over there–my “Nominate Larry Craig in 2012″ had seven votes, and then suddenly it went down to 4 votes. Obviously they are reverse-ACORNing the works.
Dave J.: I had that happen with my “Buy Ron Paul’s Blimp!” suggestion. I added it on one of the accounts, then voted for it on another and those votes disappeared a few minutes later.
We’re about 100 away from the bronze medal. Vote early, often, and Chicaaaaguh-ACORN thug style!
EarBucket: It has been my privilege to support you and your policies.
I HAZ TRUCK NUTZ AND WANTS TO SPREAD THE WEALTH!
Nice, we’re under 100 votes away from #3.
When will Republicans learn that democracy is stacked against them?
30 points out of #3! We can do it! Gosh darn it, I’m so proud.
Dave J.:
True, dat. Only the votes from one’s last account persist, unlike comments, which do stick around.
Nutz are about to take #3 on the list!
This is giddy fun.
Dave J.: Go for the gold (standard)!
“Get tested for chlamydia” has only 6 votes, the GOP is in big trouble.
we’re 3rd!
I only got 3 votes. is there a way to get more?
3rd Place!!!
I can’t remember the last time I laughted till I cried. May everyone who posted a TRUCK NUTZ for all! comment be blessed with many pairs of NUTZ!
my fave comment:
ALAMAC
wtf is this??? I think the TruckNutz company (or somebody) is spamming us…
I’m spamming the hell outta that indy person’s ideas….
BruceLee5000: Multiple accounts
Just add a number to the end of your login each tim. I am user none through none25 I got 75 votes in.
messickc (ROLL TIDE!): The best part it, he/she seems to think it’s the TruckNutz company doing the spamming. Tricksey we are.
messickc (ROLL TIDE!): ACORN ROXXXX!
THAT INDY PERSON IS A HOMOXESUAL, MOST LIKELY MEXICAN, AND FULL OF HATE FOR TEH BEST IDEA EVR FOR TEH REPUBLICAN PARTEE.
messickc (ROLL TIDE!): But I find that my previous accounts disappear from the list of voters on the right. My comments stick, but I’m afraid my votes disappear.
This INDY person needs some talking to.
I am sincere in my devotion to trucknutz. It’s something the founding fathers could be proud of. They probably had BuggyBallz back in the day.
HybridzCantHandleTheNutz:
I saw that happen to me once and thought it was a fluke. I am committed to GOLD, DAMMIT!
I didn’t even know what trucknutz were before today. I’d seen mention of them here, but just figured it was some self-referential simulacra. Ever-lovin’ Jebus, TRUCKNUTZ ARE TEH BOMB!
This is like the awesome couple of hours on the shitty Facebook app McCain made.
I voted for trucknutz too. Funny stuff.
Wonkette needs to have a contest for the reader who can take the best photo of TruckNutz placed in a hilarious place, like on the door of Larry Craig’s office, or something. Bonus points if you can hang them from a politician’s car, that kind of thing.
We’re about to boot the Libertarians!
HybridzCantHandleTheNutz: I actually have an F150… I would love socialized MEDINUTZESES
OH MY GAWD, WE ARE TIED FOR NUMBER TWO. AS IN TWO TRUCKNUTZ HANGING LOW UNDER MY CARRIAGE!
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GOTV!!! Never underestimate the power of the trucknutz vote.
OMG, #2!!!!!
Come on folks, phone, email or IM your friends and get them to register and vote on this wonderful campaign to rebuild the GOP! It’s a great chance to build a new bipartisan spirit, and we’re only about 780 votes from being number one!
LOL– got my friends @ work joining in, too.
weird… i talked with one of the guys that runs UserVoice yesterday and he showed me this site - funny to see it before & after getting slashdotted by the Truck Nutz For All movement. Thanks for showing some of their vulnerabilities, librulz.
If you run Mozaic on a 80386 with the original RedHat Linux (v6.9) then they give you an infinite number of votes! No need to logout and make a new bogus name (which I’m pretty sure works, contrary to my earlier post).
Haha 2125 now.
J05H: As much as opt-in-verification systems suck, they keep lazy liberals out with handy efficiency.
This is much more fun than discussing cabinet choices on TPM! I’m pretty sure they don’t even think trucknutz are funny! What is wrong with those ppl?
pourmecoffee: The obvious trucknutz candidate would be Joe Lieberman. But who would be his running mate?
So, should we consider this to be the first battle in the the Second Wonko-Paultard War or Operation TRUCK NUTZ! Storm or what?
I voted. I would also like to vote for making
a sequel motion picture “Lars and the Truck Nutz”.
“”All of you are destroying the legitimacy of this movement.”
OK, that’s the most awesome serious comment I’ve seen there. “Legitimacy”???? hahahahaha!!!!!
resurrect Francisco Franco and Alfredo Stroessner.
I used all my fucking votes for truck nutz. Now I can’t enter my own idea, deport Rupert Murdoch.
Sarah Palin is not getting enough votes, people.
Schadenfried: No please. Or at least deport him somewhere else. Australia’s had enough of him for generations to come.
That was fun!
8 Votes for #1!!!!! Woot!!!!
F.T.W - It’s TruckNutz for All! Good work, Wonketeers!
Paultards can take that and stuff it in their blimp.
We did it!
Woot! My TruckNutz vote(s) counted! Only in America….
TruckNutz #1 forever.
YES WE CAN WONKTARDS
YEW WE CAN WONKTARDS
SPREAD THE TRUCKNUTZ
EVERY WOMEN SHALL HAVE NUTS, NO DISCIMINTUITUOITUN
Ron Pauls trucknutz are bigger than yours!
Oh noes!! They are onto us!
“The Libs have taken over this site. They are loggin in multiple times as different users to tilt leftist votes to the top. This is a tactic we should duplicate on leftie web sites as well. I suggest every conservative use multiple log-ons to boost the conservative suggestions as they are doing now!”