RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  3:51 pm November 11, 2008

She Who Lives In A Post-Apocalyptic Petrostate Shouldn’t Throw Stones

by Juli Weiner

  • Sarah Palin has been making fun of bloggers for living “in their parents’ basement.” Twice she has said this thing without anyone reminding her that Alaska is America’s basement, with a dusty old tanning bed and a Treadmill or whatever, and Wasilla is like the crawlspace in that basement, filled with asbestos, middle school report cards and and some meth, from the 90s. [AMERICAblog]
  • Find out who’s a Mormon and who’s a Gay with this Hollywood starmap of Proposition 8 results. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Obama campaign manager David Plouffe—you might recognize the name from your deleted mail folder—doesn’t want to be DNC Chairman, a dumb job that even maple-flavored hysteric Howard Dean won’t keep doing. [Marc Ambinder]
  • Georgian peach Rep. Paul Broun keeps Hoping Obama isn’t another Hitler, but when Obama keeps acting exactly like Hitler, it’s becoming very difficult. [Crooks and Liars]
  • Rumors are swirling that Bill Clinton is in the tank for Joe Lieberman and has been offering phone sex to Dems (in the form of a dramatic reading of the Starr Report) in return for votes that would allow Lieberman to keep his chairmanships. [HuffPost]
 

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FMA November 11, 2008 at 3:57 pm

One of Paul Broun’s quotes begins, “It might sound a little bit crazy…”
“A little bit.”
I think it’s very nice that retarded people have their own Congressman. That’s very special.

Tommy Says Soooo November 11, 2008 at 3:58 pm

I think Lieberman should keep his chairmanships if he sucks Rahm’s gefilte that has gone unwashed for three days. Or else the chair can be taken fromunda him.

Make him squirm squeal. Everyone knows he will do it and there is no new low for him to sink to.

Oh, and have Debbie Wasserman-Schultz knee him in the ‘nads to see if he flinches.

dano November 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm

“Alaska is America’s basement”

Yeah, a basement that apparently contains a lot of uncounted votes.

hockeymom November 11, 2008 at 4:01 pm

“Straight Outta Compton” takes on new meaning after looking at that map.

ManchuCandidate November 11, 2008 at 4:02 pm

Hey, I work in my basement (only because I can.)

Alaska’s more like the dimwitted cousin living in his parents basement who thinks that he’s independent despite the fact that mommy cooks, cleans and pays his bills.

Dreamer November 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm

I don’t understand Bubba – does he like people who abuse him? Didn’t Lieberman despise him for his “moral failings”? Why is he helping him in his time of need when Lieberman kicked him when he was down (Monica episode)?

On another note, check out this poster wingnuts made of glamorous conservative ladies and not so hot liberal women. Notice how they have the ugliest pictures of the liberal women.

http://blog.planetpreterist.com/media/2/20050722-dem_women_small.jpg

dano November 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Sigh, if Franken wins his recount and Uncle Ted loses because of the the “lost, now found” votes in Alaska, they’re gonna need Vinegar Joe to get a filibuster proof majority. Damn, I wanted them to fillet Lieberman alive for his disloyalty!

shanemcgowan November 11, 2008 at 4:11 pm

The Texas state education-board member who wrote the screed about Obama planning a terrorist attack so that he could impose Marshall Law is the founding editor of the Regent Law Review.

Cathangover November 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm

By the time I point out the two errors in this pos they will have been corrected and I will be the shitty curmudgeon that hates funny.

cal November 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Wait, is Hopey supposed to be Hitler, Osama bin Laden, the Antichrist or a socialist?

It’s so hard to keep up.

DemmeFatale November 11, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Juli’s on fire today!

Serolf Divad November 11, 2008 at 4:18 pm

I tend to think of Alaska as America’s dusty attic… you know, where we put that cot so crazy ol’ and Sarah could have a place to sleep, even though we know she never uses it, preferring instead to curl up into some old drapes in the corner.

hedgehog November 11, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Ross Perot’s crazy aunt is a blogger? Must be where Sarah learned how to make “that giant sucking sound”.

blinky_twinkie November 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm

The Angeles National Forest voted No on 8??? Guess they got out the bear vote…

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/politics/la-2008election-lacountyprecincts,0,5863152.htmlstory

Bring Back Anthony Mason November 11, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=173505]cal[/re]: He is Osama bin Hitler, the socialist Antichrist. duh.

finallyhappy November 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm

[re=173530]Bring Back Anthony Mason[/re]:
No, I am Jewish and I am pretty sure the anti-christ has to be a Jew- maybe Rahm?

RaptorAvatar November 11, 2008 at 4:56 pm

I’d wager that most of us have done a better job paying our own rent over the past few years than that freeloading Caribou Stacy doll has.

Mrs. Puddles November 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm

I am delighted beyond all reason by “maple-flavored hysteric.”

InKnockYouUs November 11, 2008 at 5:37 pm

[re=173530]Bring Back Anthony Mason[/re]: [re=173530]Bring Back Anthony Mason[/re]: Cool. I think we should all call him that now: Osama bin Hitler, the socialist Antichrist. Oh, I forget, irony is lost on them.

InKnockYouUs November 11, 2008 at 5:38 pm

And I think we should bring back Anthony Mason, whoever that is.

Toomush Infermashun November 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm

I think the condition for Lieberman to remain in the party is that, instead of saying ANYTHING the next few years, when called upon, he is only allowed to dance silently with a fish on his head. In case he cannot find a fish a feather boa will be an allowable substitute. Oh, and his voting card should automatically be credited as suporting any Democratic majority vote. Of course, this will make it probable that chairmanship of ANYTHING would be fairly difficult, and, that would be tough titty….

Toomush Infermashun November 11, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Also, in re the Osama von Hitler allegations: the new youth brigade will not be brownshirts, just brownies….

Origami November 11, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Juli, you are a gem.

CharlesRevere November 12, 2008 at 2:00 am

Sarah Palin continues to stab her mentors in the back.

There is a blogger who lives in his mother’s basement, Adam Brickley, who started a blog two years ago to “draft Sarah Palin”.

He is credited by some for getting her on the ticket. And this is how she shows her gratitude, by dissing bloggers who live with their mother.

The least she could do to this terminally nerdish young man who has never been laid is send him some of her slightly soiled lingerie.

schvitzatura November 12, 2008 at 3:27 am

Join the National Hope and Change Praetorian Guard and save the country. Service validates citizenship. Would you like to know more?

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