John Edwards To Break Silence After Huge $$$$ Offer

Vulgar sex clown John Edwards is ending a three-month public silence tonight with a lecture of sorts at Indiana University. He will discuss politics for a cool $35,000, which is more than many American adults make in a year of manual labor. Then he will probably go to Iowa to get them ground ops all geared up for 2012! He's gotta win it one of these days! [ Indiana Daily Student ]