Wonkette clutch operative “Mark” writes, “I saw Ashley Todd in a Barnes & Noble in Pittsburgh. Her wounds have healed, though she looked a little nervous. She was just drinking a coffee and reading a magazine. I would call her a freeloader for not working at 11 AM on a Tuesday and reading magazines she doesn’t intend to buy, but that’s what I was doing too.” No, “Mark,” we all know that you were there to carve her up with magazine papercuts while being a black person.
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November 11, 2008
Cut-Nut’s On The Lam!
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Could the next person who sees her please carve a footnote into her cheek?
Was she reading them backwards, in a mirror?
She was researching more letters to carve on her puss….
Apparently she was researching turkey carving instructions in Better Homes and Garden’s November edition, “How to carve the perfect Thanksgiving Day turkey without looking in a mirror”.
If you morphed the faces of palin & mccain, would the result look like this terrible woman?
She’s sort of like a masochistic DaVinci with the backwards mirror writing.
Except that she’s not at all talented and functionally retarded.
I hope the magazine was Psychology Today.
Am I the only guy here who finds the term “Cut-Nut” a little disturbing? Maybe it’s just the Freudian implications (i.e., castration anxiety) of “Cut-Nut”.
See the problem is that a lots of us were ready to hightail it out of the country if Walnuts won. Unfortunately his supporters don’t have the wherewithal or motivation to leave and not come back. When’s the last time some Alabaman said their frikin’ outta here if they have to live under Barry’s black socialist dictatorship for 4 years.
Then again I think its only like 10% of Americans that have passports
We’ve only had 8 posts all day? POST MORE, BLOG MONKEYS.
[re=173302]skyinator[/re]: or, “how to reply to this post without using the word ‘carve’”.
[re=173310]jagorev[/re]: I think all motivation to post has been lost after Snowbilly called bloggers losers who live in mama’s house
Mark should have hit it.
Troubled, mentally deranged Fat Chick sex is the BEST.
(Just give her someone else’s business card.)
Sounds like she’s ripe for some hot conjugal prison break sex, “Mark”.
i heard the chubby ones give good helmet
[re=173309]Borat[/re]: Where would they go? Their options are limited to places with deep-fried food, where everyone speaks English, and where no one is a socialist. It’s better to just stay her and complain than to move to Canada.
She looks like a shaved wookie.
[re=173316]Neilist[/re]: True dat. Crazy chicks are great in bed! Palin must rock the house.
make that “imaginary” black person.
[re=173316]Neilist[/re]: Just be sure to roll her in flour first.
She was just clipping coupons to cut costs.
[re=173319]vintageways[/re]:
True dat, also we’re looking for folks with real edumakashun and not bible kollage.
[re=173325]Senator Bateman[/re]: WIN.
[re=173293]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Footnotes? Jerome Corsi’s turf. Get the fuck offa his lawn.
[re=173321]rambone[/re]: Traditionalists have boring vanilla sex.
What has America come to! All she did was fabricate a story to incite racial tensions in order to hijack a democratic election with paranoia and misinformation and you assholes can’t just let her be!!!
On a side note: I know the carved in a mirror thing is fun, but for the purposes of exactness, it looks like she was hanging from the ceiling while looking in the mirror to me… it’s backwards and upside down imho.
[re=173316]Neilist[/re]: “Troubled, mentally deranged Fat Chick sex is the BEST.”
Again, we’re talking about a Young Republican Paultard here, not your average myspace wristcutter.
Is it true she was reading “The Irrelevant Book for Republicans”?
I don’t suppose she’d be getting very many job offers at this point.
Arf !
What stuck her in the eye?
[re=173309]Borat[/re]: Republicans don’t threaten to leave the country because they never regard a Democratic win as legitimate.
She was waiting to get “picked up by Matt Drudge” again, which was the closest either one of them has ever come to having an actual date.
Hey, her eye’s black.
[re=173346]nurple[/re]:
Racism for Dummies.
Leave Ashley Todd alone!!!11!
[re=173321]rambone[/re]: Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Plus if she does that to herself, what won’t she let you do to her?
If she’d only carved an “O” noone would have noticed her lie.
She was casing the B&N for an upcoming “slip and fall” type incident.
Why the hell is cutnut still in Pittsburgh? I thought she was from Texas? Fuck her.
So is it too late to submit my Ashley Todd halloween costume? http://snipurl.com/4w3n9
[re=173373]aleks[/re]: “what won’t she let you do to her?”
Have sex out of wedlock.
I would have hit on her. I would love to hate fuck this monster lady. By “hate fuck” I mean point and laugh at her naked body as I push her out on the street.
How did he know it was her? Seriously, I feel for all the chubby, dough-faced brunettes in that area. They haven’t been this put upon since that other fat and plain bitch and her fatter and plainer phone friend ruined democracy in the 90′s.
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