Cut-Nut's On The Lam!

Wonkette clutch operative "Mark" writes, "I saw Ashley Todd in a Barnes & Noble in Pittsburgh. Her wounds have healed, though she looked a little nervous. She was just drinking a coffee and reading a magazine. I would call her a freeloader for not working at 11 AM on a Tuesday and reading magazines she doesn't intend to buy, but that's what I was doing too." No, "Mark," we all know that you were there to carve her up with magazine papercuts while being a black person.