Sarah Palin Moves To Socialist Venezuela

Your editor is on "vacation" somewhere, but needed to look at theNew York Timestonight, for fun, and what the hell is this? Sarah Palin, our failed Alaskan oil-for-clothes socialist, has apparently fled to Caracas with the rest of the global communist movement, to worship Hugo Chavez. The caption on the poster translates, loosely, to "You must fist seven anuses per hour." [ New York Times ]