Wonkette
Your editor is on “vacation” somewhere, but needed to look at the New York Times tonight, for fun, and what the hell is this? Sarah Palin, our failed Alaskan oil-for-clothes socialist, has apparently fled to Caracas with the rest of the global communist movement, to worship Hugo Chavez. The caption on the poster translates, loosely, to “You must fist seven anuses per hour.” [New York Times]
So it doesn’t translate to “Seven Years of Whoredom?” And what’s up with the poster of Bob Novak to the right of it? This free-market socialism thing is getting complicated.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.
“7 Hands per hour, bitches.”
I swear to gawd that is the funniest thing I have seen since my first vagina.
Holy shit.
SayItWithWookies: “Seven Years of Whoredom” + free oil money = my vote
Chávez/Palin 2012
Neon Trotsky: I thought that was the Alaska State Motto, such as.
Sarah was seen selling her Neiman/Marxist underwear at the flea market in Ccaracas
and was welcomed with open arms by Hugo as a fellow fetish socialist.
natoslug: And of those wonderful pro-American parts of our nation, like Caracas, Venezuela, where the famous maverick Hugo Chavez and I myself agree.
Is Sarah sportin’ a moustache there? Oh well! ¡Viva la revolución!
Clearly someone doesn’t know the meaning of “to skin a Hugo.” Clearly.
Holy crap, I’m lagging! I gotta get to four more or Don Hugo is gonna whip my ass (or should I volunteer one of the subs I’m done with? BDSM etiquette is evolving so fast with all you straight people taking up queers’ cherished traditions!) Help me, Dan Savage.
(I actually almost started a satirical sex blog in messican under the pseudonym Daniel Salvaje.)
Seriously though, even though I’m as Democratic Socialist as my dawg Bernie Sanders, I can’t fuck with the real meaning of that poster:
“7 years…for now.”
This would be as though G.W. had run for re-election under the banner of “8 years…for now.”
(Although if Mayor Mike Bloomberg had run this way, it would have at least been honest. Fucker.)
Well, Vaseline IS a petroleum product, after all…
OPEC= Organization of Perineum-Expanding Cholos
Vacation? Are you on the National Review cruise?
AirAmericaRadioFiredMe: Hugo Chavez, slightly crazy, more than slightly pissed that the CIA tried first to sweep him from power.
American diplomacy under Bush at its best.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/apr/21/usa.venezuela
Enjoy your stay in the Socialist Republic of Calgary, eh.
Considering how poorly Sarah does in her native tongue, I really do not want to hear her attempt Spanish.
7 anuses fisted every hour?
It ain’t just the translation that’s loose.
“Mr. Douglas: It’s pretty ugly. We haven’t seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.” - http://www.friends-tv.org/zz116.html
Isn’t every gathering of Republicans essentially a fisting party?
sezme: Actually she’s fellating the Novak poster, but the depth of field is a little off. Someone told her ahora is pig latino for female whore, and she’s just trying to pander to the base.
sezme: Once again the MSM have failed to airbrush a photo Caribou Barbie, making her appear less beautiful than she actually is. If that was Joe Biden they would have airbrushed his unsightly mustache.
Seven anuses per hour is ambitious.
Best translation ever. Please offer your services to the Defense Language Institute.
MathewBrooks: Ambitious? That’s what I like to call “Wednesday”.
you’re closer than you think. ano without the squiggly (as opposed to año) really does mean asshole in spanish.