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  1. Shame on him, sitting down with dangerous rogue leaders without preconditions and all…

    What’s that? That jokes already been made a thousand times? Great apologies.

  2. Is it really necessary to have a different phone number for McCain and also Other??

    I would rather see the phone numbers be something like “Human” or “Subhuman”. Or “Normal” versus “Freak”. Other ideas for how Cspan can save money?

  3. I can’t wait until the ceremonnial handing over of the “Magic 8-ball of executive decision making.”

    It only has 3 responses:

    1) War
    2) Bailout
    3) F*ck it dude… let’s go bowling.

  4. Good God, not the call-ins. I saw a few minutes of it after the election day smoke cleared. The McCain voters did not disappoint. One woman said that the public demand that his birth certificate be released because she’s not convinced that he was born in the US.

  5. Oh man, Heart Surgery Chick got shut out, COLD.

    Heart Surgery Chick: And I wanted so badly to walk into that poll and I did and-
    CSPAN Talk-jockey: Yeah, yeah, shutup for a minute lady, they’re HERE OH MY GOD LET’S WATCH
    Heart Surgery Chick: Oh, thanks!

  6. “Heh, down that way’s the bowling alley, and I’m guessing you won’t be using that, unless you’ve been getting lessons or someptin, he he *snort*”

    “That reminds me Mr. President, I brought you a copy of my book, but I’m guessing you won’t be reading it, unless you’ve been getting lessons or something.”

  7. [re=172172]cal[/re]: no? The red one? I think she looks stunning. It flatters her both with color and cut. She looks Amazonian in a good way.

  8. Wow for once Bush isn’t all touchy feely. He looks pissed off. Maybe someone told him about Barry saying a zillion times that McCain should lose because he’s just like Bush.

    Warms my heart to think Bush is feeling bad about something.

  9. BTW, my BFF Barry just emailed to ask me for $30. Apparently the DNC is a little tapped out after that election thing, but they’d be happy to send me REALLY ugly “victory” T-shirt if I send Barry the money.

    Wonder if the “loser” T-shirt in McCrankypantsland is any better.

  10. [re=172209]Itsjustme[/re]: Seriously. Michelle is pretty smoking hot. You don’t really notice it when she is standing next to Obama because they have equal levels of hotness.

  11. [re=172227]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: she combines classic and flattering with a little bit of spark, unlike the series of pantsuited bland carbon copies we have seen with no personal style whatsoever.

  12. It will be refreshing on many levels to have president barry in the white house. For one, a president who doesn’t walk around with his arms puffed out away from his body in attempts to look like a tough guy.

  13. [re=172172]cal[/re]: I like the dress! Michelle Obama is hot. I also love the fact that she is taller than George. Looking at these photos, I almost feel sorry for him.

    Well, maybe not.

  14. I love how Laura subtly goes to check out Michelle’s dress at :16. Yeah, she looks better than you in couture, bitch. Get used to it. Hahaahaha!

  15. These moments are all about the arm round the back. Bush was taught early on to put his arm round anyone important from Foreignland to show that he’s King Monkey. This time, he passively lets the incoming alpha male dominate him with the arm round the back. Now the elder male must resign himself to watching from the sidelines and picking fleas from his partners fleece.

  16. [re=172249]ph7[/re]: Must add the lolprez:

    Also, yes Michelle is smart, hot, and wears sexy dresses. But you must respect her! Respect her, you cretins!

  17. Part of the actual transcript of the meeting has been released:

    Bush: Don’t worry about anything. This job is really easy. The Vice President makes all of the decisions and you just have to pretend you understand them.

    Obama: Sure. So is this the room where you choked on the pretzel?

    Bush: Hehehe… Yep. All the damn dogs did was stare at me and lick my face. Thankfully the secret service gives me this Medic-Alert necklace whenever I’m eating snack food.

  18. [re=172184]Borat[/re]: When Sarah Palin becomes a White Oprah, her call-in lines will be labeled “Real American” and “Socialist America.”

  19. HA! The good Mrs. Obama is taller than both Bushes.

    Theme songs: Jack of Spades by KRS1 for Hopey, Brickhouse by the Commedores for Michelle. Everyone’s happy…okay, just me, but still…also…

  20. [re=172268]Deepthroat[/re]: Cute, but those pictures made me sad as I thought of what Malia (in particular) will have to put up with over the next 8 years. She’ll be going through her awkward years in front of all of us, including turds like Perez Hilton and Rush Limbaugh.

  21. did anyone else notice that the two pairs wore similar outfits (red dresses for the ladies, dark suits w/ blue ties for the dudes) only the obamas were WAY HOTTER? and then laura bush looked down at her dress and though, “i’m so hopelessly inadequate… maybe i should just kill myself.” i <3 democracy.

  22. [re=172268]Deepthroat[/re]: The HuffPo slideshows get me through my day. I’m obsessed with them. I coo and cry through them. I forward them to friends. I love them.

  23. [re=172287]jagorev[/re]: Oh don’t worry. I’m sure that WALNUTS will come up with some nice, lighthearted jokes about them like he did for Chelsea.

  24. [re=172292]sati demise[/re]; [re=172237]Doglessliberal[/re]: I find her style very refreshing. The pantsuits favored by women in the political spotlight make my eyes hurt.

    [re=172289]HomoElectus[/re]: Laura is the only decent thing about W. Seriously. She seems like a classy lady but I bet she knows how to tell people how to fuck off in no uncertain terms.

  25. [re=172256]Dreamer[/re]: The President misunderstood when Laura admitted that she would love to have Barack Hussein Obama enter through her backdoor, is my guess.

  26. Both Laura and Barack are dying for a smoke. I would love a shot of them smoking outside by a back door like lowly office workers are now forced to do.

  27. [re=172195]Schadenfried[/re]: Yeah that one is my favorite. Like the gov doesn’t check that sort of thing before they let you be president.

  28. [re=172287]jagorev[/re]: I am not convinced. Did you see Obama’s middle school pics from Hawaii? Hotness. These kids may just have better genes than the wide-mouth toad, er, Chelsea – did.

  29. [re=172317]Sixleaf[/re]: Her mom’s not moving in, last I heard. And if she were, so what? Not the first time a First Grandma has lived in the White House and it’ll probably be cheaper than paying for a nanny for the girls.

  30. [re=172209]Itsjustme[/re]: OMG! Don’t get me wrong. Even as a straight female, I think Michelle is a Red Hot First Lady, or any Lady for that matter.

  31. [re=172221]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Actually (being a gay californian) I would rather a T-Shirt that says “I donated to and voted for Obama and all I got was this crappy t-shirt. . . .And my rights taken away.”

  32. [re=172218]schvitzatura[/re]: No, Laura’s looking down at her watch. See, the Obamas were 12 minutes early (according to the post-photo commentary), so undoubtedly Laura’s saying “god-dammit, they’re twelve minutes early today, but we sure as hell won’t be giving up these digs until January 20th, so JUST BACK OFF.” Amazing how much a glance can say.

  33. [re=172312]NoWireHangers[/re]: I was thinking it was the world’s most popular person meeting the world’s least popular person. Do you think some sort of time-space anomaly opened up and released a truckload of Dr Who’s when they shook hands?

  34. [re=172181]TeddyS[/re]: They sure fucking did. Well, he’ll be walking in the front door in January.

    I’m totally fascinated by political touching; who touches who first and where and how and what it means about power. Barry always tries to touch first, and so did Bill Clinton. The craziest thing was when he met and touched Joe the Plumber, Joe freaked out and kind of jumped back. That was a sign that something strange was going on. There are some white people who won’t touch black people at all so there’s a whole other layer of meaning. Barry had that happen in a restaurant in the south where the woman who called him a name wouldn’t shake his hand. It’s such a good racism test, but now that Barry will be the most powerful person in the world, what will it all mean??? I’m obsessing about this now because the election is over and I need something else Barry-related to fixate on.

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